Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

20. Chapter 20

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BEHAVIOUR REPORT #8
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET EARTH
TEST SUBJECTS 284 (ALFRED F. JONES) AND 287 (ARTHUR KIRKLAND)

Decided to conduct another test on subjects 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and 287 (Arthur Kirkland) to interrupt their sexual intercourse. Lowered the watts on shock pills; this time distributed to 287 (Arthur Kirkland). Shock will only be enough to momentarily hurt 287; enough that sexual intercourse should not be wanted for a certain time period.

Waited until 3 minutes after subjects had retreated to their sleeping habitat before activating the shock pill. Set up video recorder to record behavior. Instead of slowing intercourse, 284 (Alfred F. Jones) came out of the room, found me with the controller, and took it despite my requests. Subject retreated to room again. 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and 287 (Arthur Kirkland) ended up using the shock pills as a 'toy' during intercourse. Confusion is in my mind right now so as to why they do this.

Subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) asked me to get one of those 'toys' for him later, after sexual intercourse. I do not understand why but have rejected his request as it is an alien technology.

Later tests will be conducted to see why 284 (Alfred F. Jones) used the shock pill on 287 (Arthur Kirkland) during sexual intercourse. Humans are very confusing indeed.

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