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BEHAVIOUR REPORT # 8

AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET EARTH

TEST SUBJECTS 291 (LUDWIG BEILSCMIDT) AND 295 (FELICIANO VARGAS)

I have, on request of one of my officers, infiltrated communications between another set of humans. I have yet to do behavior reports on test subjects 291 and 295, but I will do so as soon as time allows.

291: Feliciano, you are late for training again.

295: But I was eating pasta! =.=

295: Hey, Doistu, it looks like me! See? =.=

291: Yes, Feliciano, I can see.

295: Now you can see me on your phone, Ludwig! =.=

291: I don't want to see you.

295: LUDWIG I'M SO SORRY WHAT DID I DO PLEASE COME BACK I NEED YOU LUDWIG!

291: Calm yourself! You didn't do anything.

295: Okay, hehe. Hey, you should come eat the pasta with me!
291: You need to come to training.

295: But Ludwig! I'm eating pasta! And the waitress is so nice, I don't want to go yet!

291: Feliciano if you don't get down here now I will come get you myself.

295: Ve~ you can eat pasta with me then!

291: Feliciano, I am being serious.

295: Can I call you Lu?

291: My name is Ludwig.

295: Lu, come eat pasta with me! Please?! =.= Look, there I am again!

291: ...You are excused from training today, Feliciano.

This is the last time 291 sends a message. After this subject 295 sends an insane amount of messages because 291 refused to reply and 295 didn't want to be alone. Test subject 291 is one of the first sensible humans I have met. 295, on the other hand, could be defined as an idiot.

A/N: Hallo, my lovely readers. I (Bunny) love you all for reading. As far as your requests go, Magic and I are working on them. And... my apologies. I totally put orgasm instead of organism in some of these. AND, if you guys remember the... Behaviour report #2? I wrote some smut for that. (Instead of Tony's POV its Alfred's.) So if you guys want some good old smut with Tony's shocking pills in it, we posted it as a seperate FF on this account called "Tony's shocking instruments".

This would be my first time posting a chapter. Sure, me and Magic each write some but I just email her my stuff and say "HERE, find my typos and shit and fix them for me :D" Such a nice friend :D

So, as far as requests go, I think Magic goes in order, and I hop around a lot. But all requests will be answered, I swear on my... Francis can come rape me if I'm lying. (Which I wouldn't mind, but you know :D We will get them all.) That would be pretty sexy.

You know those security things they make you type in when you log in? Instead of tios and fjie and shiz they should have stuff like usuk or brit or other 4 letter words significant to Hetalia.

Please review and request and stuff.

In the mean time, take a lovely joke and a song I wrote about America.

Hehe, whats Japan's favorite car?

...Honda.

^J^

And the song:

You know China and Russia
and France and Prussia,
Switzerland and England,
Germany and Finland

But do you recall... the most famous nation of all?

America, the loud-mouthed nation
had a very loud voice.
and if you ever head it,
you would even say STFU.

all of the other nations,
used to laugh and call him names.
they never let poor America
join in any world confrences!

then one foggy WW2 evening,
england came to say,
"America, with your voice so loud,
won't you come fight with us?"

then how the nations loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
"america, with your voice so loud,
you'll go down in history!"

Bootiful, aint it? I wrote that for Magic while she was doing homework and stuff :D

Now I'm having sexy thoughts about Francis. Ima go before this turns into a rant.

Review, peeps. if you like smut check out the other FF and tell me how i did. Thanks for reading! Hasta la pasta~!