Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

23. Chapter 23

BEHAVIOUR REPORT # 12

AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET EARTH

TEST SUBJECT # 253 (EMIL STEILSSON)

Test subject is a younger human with white hair; white hair is a peculiarity among young humans.

Test subject is normally seen with a bird flying around him; this bird is called a 'puffin', which is a race of birds originating from Earth. Test subject refers to the bird as 'puffin' or 'my puffin', whether this is the bird's name or test subject has no desire to name the bird, I do not know. In either case, this bird speaks, which I have found impossible for other puffins to do so. Undetermined whether or not the bird is a threat.

Test subject is part of the group "The Nordics". His relationship with test subject 255 (Lukas Bondevik) is extremely unusual; the two constantly bicker about whether or not they are brothers. Test subject 253 proclaims that he is not the little brother, despite the facts that DNA tests have shown that there is a 99% chance that he is, indeed, test subject 255's little brother. On top of this, test subject 254 (Tino Väinämöinen) tries to persuade subject 253 to call him little brother as well. He is the youngest human in the Nordics group, although according to observation, is not the most immature. That would be subject 257 (Mathias Kohler).

Besides that, test subject seems to be smarter than other humans, despite his usual quietness; though this quietness may be due to the fact that he spends much time around test subject 257 (Mathias Kohler). Test subject is very fond of waterfalls and volcanoes, and spends much time outdoors.

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Hola guys! This is Macho Bunny. I just wanted to say a few quick things o-e:

While we don't really expect you all to review (though reviews are very nice and we encourage them much~), if you request something, and then we answer the request, we would like to know if we did what you wanted. So, if we answer your requests, in return, is it too much to ask that you review and tell us if you liked it?

Christmas has made Magic and I extremely busy. After this, my schedule should clear up, and Magic's should... semi clean up. We already have some of your requests done!

Lukas Bondevik - Norway
Tino Vainamoinen - Finland
Mathias Kohler - Denmark
Emil Steilsson - Iceland

Please keep in mind that - with the exception of Finland and Sweden, the Nordics have no official human name. So these were the most popular I could find, and I chose them. Magic says hi. Review, amigos. They make our day.