Disclaimer:Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, I don't own Pokemon, won't you agree?

-First, you talk to the old man in Viridian City...-

The orb started to rise into the air, storm winds buffeting all present. Slowly the orb revealed itself to not be a plain old stone, but a mighty Dragon-type with black scales and eyes like rubies. It roared and cloaked itself in pure electricity, zapping the abominations. With that one attack, it wiped out nearly all of them. Seeing this, it looked at Obsidian and growled telepathically, "Well! What are you staring at! Just because I'm a legendary doesn't mean, I wouldn't like a little help!"

Obsidian's eyes widened. Despite being a large manly dragon, it had a girl's voice. You know, like a cheerleader who you want to punch? Exactly. Obsidian stuttered, "Okay-kay."

His next commands were this,"Excalibur! Right flank, Energy Ball! Cinnabar, Left flank, Focus Blast!"

The Regal Pokemon opened it mouth and stared to blast orbs of nature essence, hitting its enemies, who squealed in pain upon contact. Cinnabar, on the other hand, was literally punching holes into the odd creatures, who seemed to have pathetic Defense. Eventually, the combined might of the dragon trainers and the legend amongst them drove them back.

Once the battle was over the dragon craned its head to Obsidian's height and asked him, "Do you know who I am?"

Obsidian's reply was blunt, "No."

The dragon's eyes narrowed her eyes and reared back her head. She roared angrily, "I am the mighty Zekrom of the Unova region! The dragon who follows the hero of ideals! The last hero I had was a worthy one who proved his prowess and commanded me into battle against my foe, the White Dragon, Reshiram and his hero. Now I get a wimpy timid kid!"

Obsidian was speechless and once he regained his will to speak, he tried to fix his mistake, "Unova's so far away and we don't get much news from there since we're pretty isolated ourselves."

Zekrom's eyes widened, "You haven't heard of Team Plasma!"

The teen shook his head and the legend mused, "Well, they're not important to the plot."

Somewhere, the author kicked a chair and screamed something about multiversal theories.

Convinced they were not safe, Obsidian recalled his Pokemon pair. He had no time to breathe for his legendary decided it was time to go. With a move very unbelievably fast for a Pokemon her size, she snatched her hero up by the collar and unceremoniously flung him onto her back. Her next move was to take to the sky at *cough* lightning speed, with Obsidian screaming, "What about my parents!"

Zekrom's counter was, "Do you notice how parents never care if their kids go on their Pokemon journeys where they could be scarred, maimed, or even killed?"

This shut Obsidian up.

The two soared way down south over the Tohjo Falls, Pokemon League until they came to The City of Evergreen, Viridian City. Zekrom set down outside in Route 1 and told him to kick anything weird. Thus with this weird warning, she flew off, her last warning that she'd Draco Meteor him if he left her and wasn't back at sunset.

The teen walked into the city, nonchalantly whistling, still questioning the reason he was there...until he tripped. Perplexed, he found he tripped over an old man who was lying in the middle of the road, dead to the world. He smiled a devilish smirk. It DID count as weird. Just as he prepared to kick the guy, he rolled over and opened his eyes. After an awkward moment's silence, Obsidian stated, "Well, this is not what it looks like."

The man's only response was, "Coffee...double shot expresso...Weedle...128.", but he slumped back without so much as an explanation.

Obsidian shrugged and decided to get what the old man wanted, which he guessed was a double shot of espresso.

After some searching, he found a coffee shop where he ordered the coffee. The cashier started to laugh and when asked to implore further said, "You're getting this for the old guy so he can move?"

Obsidian replied, "Actually I felt bad for tripping over him then attempting to kick him."

The lady grinned at his honesty and bid him farewell.

Hmm...COFFEE. Obsidian leaped back when, despite his age, the man leaped up and snatched the espresso, eagerly sipping it. He grinned and said in a robotic voice, "Hey! Kid, do you how to catch Pokemon?"

Obsidian nodded but despite this, the man droned, "Okay, I'll show you! See that Weedle over there?"

Obsidian looked to his left to see a innocent Weedle inching from beneath a bush. Obsidian smiled. It was a little cute. This was ruined by a horrid crunching noise as a Pokeball struck the poor bug. It fainted on the spot only to be captured despite this. The man grabbed the Pokeball and offered it to Obsidian, who took it, then ran away.

Walking to the tall grass outside the city, Obsidian released the bug only for it to attempt to sting him with its horn. After that encounter, Obsidian decided to wait for sunset.

At sunset, Zekrom landed on the route and purred, "So did you meet anyone?"

Obsidian yawned, for she woke him up from a deep sleep, "Yeah, some crazy old guy."

"Perfect! Let us go!", the Deep Black Pokemon purred.

"May I ask where? And better yet, why?", Obsidian yelled, in annoyance.

The dragon's demeanor changed and this became apparent as she growled, "I'm a LEGENDARY so I don't need to say. Plus, I got orders from the boss."

Speechless, Obsidian got on her back and the two took off yet again. Zekrom reverted to her happy demeanor as she whooped, "Off to the Bermuda Triangle of the Pokemon World!"

AN:It's sad I just started this story and I've already have Writer's block. I need inspiration.