AN: First off, let me thank all that have commented so far. You people are amazing. Second of all, I will update irregularly. Often I will write something for this on a whim. So keep checking back if you like the story. Now on! Adventure awaits...that was so cheesy. Also there's a reference to a site and whoever points it out will be awarded a digital cookie.

I do not own Pokémon.

-Then you use Surf-

Obsidian flailed around, trying to keep afloat in the warm tropical water of the volcano isle. He cursed his trench coat over and over, to an extent if I repeated it, you would be shocked this is a T-rated story. Anyway, he screamed furiously at Kaiick, "What makes you think this is anything like Surf?!"

She responded, " None of our Pokémon can learn it, so I improvised!"

"Weavile can!"

She blinked slowly as she mentally slapped herself. She shot back, "Who told you that!"

Obsidian weakly but sarcastically replied, "A Celebi."

Kaiick rolled her eyes and, in a bored tone, said, "Kenko, fish him out."

The energetic boy enthusiastically followed her order and once, he had gotten his newfound friend out of the water, turned to Kaiick once more. Kaiick, dejected, sat on the sand and put her hand on her chin. After a long silence, she murmured, 'Nothing."

Kenko sat beside her and chirped, "Maybe we can try again. I can swim! I can swim!"

She stared ahead, wincing as something landed on her head. She swatted it and it alighted in front of her. It was an oddly colored sea bird, it's plumage a flurry of pale lavenders, creams, and black. Kaiick shooed it away, saying, "Go away. You're not even a Pokémon."

The bird stepped back, appalled. It ran up to her leg and drove its beak into it. Kaiick growled at it, "Deathclaw, get rid of it."

As the Sharp Claw Pokémon advanced, the bird took to the skies, flying circles around its attacker. It cackled mercilessly, that it until Deathclaw grabbed it and growled at it. The bird shrugged as if to say, "Lol, no." and underwent a surprising transformation.

It's entire body enlarged as its feathers fell off and its flesh disintegrated, leaving nothing but bone. Its beak transformed itself into a pair of jaws, and its tail lengthened to a whip-like appendage. It towered over Kaiick, being easily 5 feet in height, and gave a scratchy roar, comparable to nails on a chalkboard. After a second of terror, Kenko leaped up screaming ," Run! It's Night of the Living Fossils! Obsidian, run!"

Obsidian ran backwards, screeching "It is! Leave her!"

Kenko screamed back, "Wait. Let me get a picture!"

Obsidian screamed even louder, "Why are we screaming!?"

"Because it's makes the situation more terrifying! Also it's fun!"

Said fossil Aerodactyl walked past Kaiick towards Deathclaw...and...flicked her in on the nose. Seriously. It transformed back into its sea-bird form and nodded for justice was served. Obsidian shakily said, "What...are you?"

The bird's form changed, this time into a lavender Mew. It telepathically explained, "I am Missingno, a.k.a. Missing Number. My kind are shape shifters feared because of our true form, something not many can comprehend. We are responsible for mostly everything that goes on near her. Every random Pokémon from Pidgey to Mewtwo that lurks in the water is us. Well, except most Tentacool. Anyways, we like to keep out of sight, which brings up the question: why are you here?"

Kaiick, busily writing in a notebook, answered, "We are curious. We've heard whisperings and legends of monsters over of Cinnabar and figured why not come. Obsidian, I have no idea how or why."

Obsidian shrugged, "Ask Zekrom why."

Missingno twirled around lazily as it asked it's next question, "How'd you know how to summon me?"

Kaiick nonchalantly said, "Research. A lot of it."

The Mew transformed back into seabird form. Kenko cut in, "Ooh, what's your true form look like?"

The bird shook its head but Kenko insisted, "Please?"

The bird huffed and promptly transformed. Promptly, Obsidian fainted.

He was woken up in the second worse way which was a Hydro Pump from Missingno, who had transformed into a Vaporeon. Obsidian, half-awake, muttered, "Get away from me!"

The water-dog shook its head. He also transformed back into Mew and asked, "Why?"

The boy yelled, "A bunch of you attacked Blackthorn."

After an awkward silence, Missingno said, "No. We didn't. What made you think that?"

Obsidian went on to tell what had happened which made Missingno shake its head, "Someone is manipulating our kind. How despicable. We are kind creatures with unfortunate powers. 'M is the one they mistake us for. Though, when manipulated, we become like our evil brother."

Kenko jumped up, "We can figure it out! Can we!? Can we?"

The Missingno, now back in seabird form instead of its true form which was nothing but a pixelly mess of colors, asked, "Do you think you're capable?"

Kenko nodded and said professionally, "Oh yes, we are an amazing team. Kaiick is the brains, I'm the brawn and Obsidian is the random guy."

Obsidian yelped, "Hey!"

Nevertheless, Kenko thrust his fist in the air and shouted, "We're the best that no one ever was!"

Very lightly in the background, booing was heard but this didn't dampen Kenko's spirit. Maybe because that would break the fourth wall. Like I just did.

AN: R&R.