CHAPTER 5

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"That doesn't make sense." Sonic said.

"Dark Angel is her mother, dimwit." Shadow slapped him.

"Oh. Ok." Sonic said.

"She is also my wife." Mr. K said almost inaudibly.

Silence fell. As did the Doctor. He fell on his butt.

"Wait! Didn't Mr. K try to kill us to find his wife? Remember...in the woods? If he's married to DA, but DA is Sarah's mother and the Doctor is her father... I'm confused." Silver's eyes crossed.

"DA is also a Time Lord." Mr. K said. "She is practically immortal. I believe I am her seventh human husband."

"But...when did you and her get together?" Sonic asked the Doctor. "Because if you are both sort of immortal...does Sarah qualify for that too? Is she really hundreds of years old?"

"She's thirty seven." The Doctor said.

"WHAAAAT?!" GhostKing roared.

"And a half." Sarah piped up.

"And I thought I was older than you..."

"Eh...oh well." Sonic shrugged.

"What about Apeture Labs? Why were we all in stasis for a year?" Mephiles asked.

"That I cannot say." The Doctor said. "We'll have to ask Dark Angel. By the way, she left me, not the other way around, if she goes on a rant about me."

"Ok. But if Envy was an accurate portrayal of that woman...she's creepy." Shadow shuddered.

"She's even worse in real life." The Doctor said, standing up from where he was sitting. "She has evil red eyes and snakes for hair...and don't blink, or she'll eat you."

"...Why did you marry her?" Shadow shot the Doctor a strange look.

"I'm joking."

The group rolled their eyes. Envy drew symbols in the dirt, bored out of his mind. Then he began shapeshifting into various forms, mostly to creep people out.

"Dude, there's already one Mephiles...we don't need two." Sarah sighed.

"Oh my gawd I lost my mouth!" Envy/Mephiles said. He ran into a wall and passed out.

"MR. PRISON GUARD?! DO I HAVE TO SHARE A CELL WITH MORONS?!" Shadow shouted, but no one answered.

"I'm bored." Silver declared.

"Good for you." GhostKing sighed.

The Master, who was forgotten in another corner of the cell, facepalmed.

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ONE ETERNITY LATER

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"Thank Chaos, I thought we were going to die!" Shadow shouted as two guards came and unlocked their cell. Everyone was ushered out of the prison and down multiple long passageways. They came to stone double doors and waited.

"What are we waiting for...?" Sonic wondered.

With a loud creaking noise that would scare the socks off of you if you were home alone, the door slowly opened and a shaft of bright sunlight creeped out and hit Mephiles right between the eyes.

"AAAGGHHH! IT BURNS!" he screamed, melting.

"Here we go again..." GhostKing muttered. Once the doors were opened, everyone walked in, squinting.

"Welcome," a voice said. "To my humble abode."

A woman in a black dress with fake black wings attached to the back walked toward them, an evil look in her eyes. "I am Dark Angel."

"Hi, Mom," Sarah and the Master said st the same time.

"Hi, honey. Haven't seen you in a while. You should come by for fish sticks and custard every now and then..." The Doctor said, but DA ignored him.

"Fish sticks and custard...?" Envy shuddered.

"I love that stuff! When we get out of here, can I have some, Doctor?" Sonic asked.

"Sure!"

"Silence!" DA roared, taking everyone by surprise. "Now, I am going to execute you all, one by one. Who would like to go first?"

"Kill me please," Mephiles said. His face was still half melted.

"What?! Why are you going to execute us?!" Silver wailed.

"Because I need to spread the horror that is my name! Soon, everyone will know about Dark Angel! After you are all dead, I will send you back to your Author Council! They will learn to fear me!"

"Cool plan, bro. Please don't actually mean it." Shadow sighed.

"Kill me please," Mephiles continued.

There was a giant explosion somewhere outside the room along with a shout of, "HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS! I THINK THIS IS AN EVIL FLYING FORTRESS!"

"And that would be our backup." Sarah giggled. "Fashionably late."

"The backup is never late. It arrives precisely when it intends to." Sonic said wisely.

"What quote is that?" Silver asked.

"It's a quote from Space Gandalf the Third."

"Somehow, I don't think so." GhostKing rolled her eyes.

"Stop the backup!" Dark Angel cried, but it was too late. In another explosion, the wall gave out and a few people were standing in the destruction.

These people were Johnny RocketBooster, TheEighthLight, Raeweis, Bluemist45, Nate the Werehog, luvrofpokemon, Gnat1, and someone the group hadn't seen in a while.

"TatlTails?" GhostKing asked.

"Yep. It's been a while." TatlTails grinned. "Now in the wise words of the Doctor...ALLONS-Y!"

"STOP THEM!" Dark Angel roared, but they had vanished; teleporting back to the Author Council.

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"How did you find us?" Sarah asked.

"Long story short, we fixed a tracking device on Sonic's shoe and he lead us right to you." Nate said. "Now everyone who isn't from the Sonic the Hedgehog games...you're free to go!"

"Bye!" Sarah waved to the Doctor, the Master and Envy as they turned to leave. "Maybe we'll see each other again!"

"Maybe." Envy said. "But I'd prefer not to."

He turned into a bird and flew away.

"Where's Mr. K?" GhostKing asked.

"I think he didn't come with us. Maybe he wanted to stay with DA." Sarah said. "Either way, we'll be seeing him again."

"Why are we still here?" Silver asked.

"We've got a probablem..." TatlTails said. "and we need you guys to help us. See, there's a glitch in the Matrix."

"Not again!" Shadow growled sarcastically.

"What's a Matrix?" Silver wondered.

"It's a analogy. A horrible one at that." Johnny gave TatlTails a look.

"What we mean is that we've got probablems to solve in different places right now, and we need your help." Rae said.

"Probablems with what?" Mephiles demanded.

"Well...Eggman's teamed up with some other bad guys...we kinda need to stop him." Bluemist said.

"Like, right now." TheEighLight added.

"Ok. Sure." GhostKing said.

"Does this story ever end?" Sonic asked randomly.

"What story?" TatlTails looked confused.

"Well, this one does." Sarah said. "For now, anyway."

"In the meantime, let's crack that egghead wide open." GhostKing rolled up her sleeves and headed for the door, pulling an Indiana Jones hat over her head as she went, saying, "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!"

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THE END

Well, sort of.

...I forgot something...

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"Hey, TatlTails...? What was that whole deal with Apeture Labs and GLaDOS and Wheatly and Space Crazed Robot?" Sarah asked as the group got into a fleet of X-wings to fly somewhere.

"Apeture? I don't know. Dark Angel must be behind that." TatlTails said.

"Will we eventually go back and defeat her and demand answers?" Sonic asked.

"Eventually." Rae said.

"Oh boy. I can't wait!" Shadow laughed evilly.

"But in the meantime, let's focus on destroying the situation at hand." Silver said.

"TO NARNIA!" Sarah gave a war cry.

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Now it's the end.

And there will be another Time and Space, with a final epic conclusion.

The only probablem is I won't write it for a while, as I have ideas for other stories.

But don't worry, I will write it. You can relax now, everyone.

Until then...

Hasta la Vista, Readers!

Lordoftheghostking28