DING DING DING! #3!
Roxanne took a step out of the hotel room. "It's clear." She whispered.
Behind her the alien stepped out, but this time he was wearing an over-sized t-shirt, black biker pance and LOTS of make-up and a afro wig to cover his big head.
"So, we have emerged! Where do we-" He was cut off by Roxanne's face signaling "Shut up you moron or we'll get caught!"
"We have to go down to the cafe, eat and decide what todo with you." She said softly.
"Oh! Ok!" He said loudly and once again Roxanne gave him her 'glare of evil conciquences'
When they got to the cafe everybody ignored them thinking they were a normal couple, little did they know that Roxanne did not want to be a couple and thought of pushing the alien down the Eiffel Tower but that would be a bit drastic would'nt it?
The alien on the other hand was thinking how on earth did he end up with such a beautiful earthling?
"Ok, sit down here and don't try anthing stuiped." Roxanne begged interrupting his thoughts.
"Stuiped? Stuiped! Why I could'nt break a glass!" The alien said but as leant back on his chair the table behing him fell over and so did he!
Roxanne wanted to laugh but she wanted him to leave her alone to do her work!
"Sorry, so anyways, what do I call you?" He asked
"Well in human terms it's nice to call a girl by their last name but you can call me Roxanne. And what about your name?" She asked.
"My name? I don't have a name only a number, 420 468 214." He said blushing.
"So, you don't have a name, don't you even have a nickname you might have been called by that boy?" She asked.
"Well...it's embarrising but...I was called Malcom, Mal for short." He said looking everywhere but her direction.
"It's not that bad, besides I have met guys named stuff like Hugene, Bernard and don't laugh but my bosse's name is Leselie!" She said feeling more comfortable with this alien.
They both laughed for a while until Roxanne ordered coffee for them. At first Mal spat the coffee all over the place, cursing how revolting it tasted but then Roxanne added sugar and it was'nt long before the entire sugar tray was empty!
"So, howabout we go to the Eiffel Tower, it will be lots of fun and besides it's a tourist attraction that is one of the seven wonders of the world." She said smiling
"Question, how is a tower famous?" He asked surprised.
Roxanne thought she may spit out her coffe at his comment. "Are you kidding me! It is so beautiful! It is just as amazing as the whole of Paris, the city of love." She said like it should have been obvious.
"Love? I don't belevie in love from other people on earth." He said looking away.
"So you don't love God?" She asked testing him.
"Of course I do! It's just...I was in love...once and that girl...broke my heart, I did everything I could for her and before I knew it she tore me apart. Therefore there is NO such thing as love! And I have never fallen inlove since!" He said a little too snapy.
"Oh, so a girl has been yours." Roxanne said looking away.
"Well no girl is mine and I will never be another girl's ever again!" He said madly.
Roxanne thought she may cry from the tone he was using on her, but she was better than that so she came up with an idea to satisfy them both...hopefully.
"Say, Mal. How 'bout we have a little test. Since 70% of people fall inlove in Paris we can see if YOU fall inlove here and if you do, you leave me alone that day." She said smiling like a cat that was about to get cream.
"Ohnono! You want a competition? You get it! It starts this afternoon!" He said triumphly.
"Ok, Space Dude! It's on!" She said playfully.
She did'nt understand herself, her feelings around him were playing around so much she did'nt know how she felt. It was a good feeling.
"Did you like her?" Roxanne said to him as they passed a very pretty Parisian sitting on a bench.
"Nope." He said boredly.
They passed a group of Chinese tourists.
"Any of them?" She tried.
"Nope." He repeated in the same tone as all the other times. He and Roxanne had spent most of their day shopping for clothes, make-up and normal human needs to hide him so when he does leave her he will be safe. At the moment they were walking back from the rushing traffic with coffe to get to a calm park to talk, along the way Roxanne had bugged him over and over about the pretty girls that passed and so far none of them were pood enough for him.
"For today, I give up!" She shouted sitting down on the bench they came to.
"Haha! I win!" He teased.
"Oh, don't think there is no tomorrow!" She shouted back.
"Ok." He said pulling the top off the coffe and drinking it. When he finished most of his mouth was covered in foam. "UGH! It needs something...sweet!" He said grabbing the four sugar packets from the coffee tray and pouring them all inside.
"Yeah, and leave none for me!" She teased him but all he did was drink the coffee.
"So...what will our...night activities be?" He questioned smirking.
"Hey, hey hey! You are sleeping on the couch and if you lift ONE finger and touch me I WILL KILL you!" She shouted ignoring the mischevious smirk growing on his face.
"Ok, fine, I'll sleep on the couch, alone, in the dark, in the cold." He said pouting. It was simply irresitable!
"OK! OKOKOKOK! Fine, you...can...sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the couch." She said winciing at what she was doing.
"Awwww, no, I can't let a woman sleep uncomfortably so you just have to sleep next to me!" He said like he was a king.
She rolled her eyes before nodding. Then she remebered she was planning to visit the play of The Phantom of the Opera that evening but what about the alien? It was a fancy do-up and he would have to wear a suit and have the hair neat...oh no...she was thinking it! She would have to leave him at the hotel room...alone!
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