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OK, time to launch into the sex right away! It's only chapter three and I'm breakin' out the hot stuff, baby! AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHH!

….OK, I'm calm now.

Language and strong sexual content warning. VERY STRONG sexual content warning, and that's gonna come up a LOT, and it just gets stronger in later chapters. Thankfully I'll have actual story mixed in between the erotic chapters:

Now

For some unknown reason, she was waking up.

Her eyelids fluttered open and she turned her head to look at the clock.

It's only 3:30 in the morning?! she thought to herself. What am I doing awake?

She felt a slight itch at the top of her cleavage, so she silently scratched at it for a few moments, pulling the sheets down and exposing her naked breasts to the evening air. The itch having subsided, she let her arm flop off the side of the bed.

All of a sudden, a light blue arm came thudding down on her, not so much hurting her as startling her. She turned her head and the shiny Gallade lying naked under the covers next to her let out a loud snore.

Goddamnit, Tristan, Victoria Stillwater thought.

Tristan made a few snorting noises and a short groan before turning onto his side. "You still awake?" he asked her.

"Now I am. Thanks a lot, Tristan."

"God, what time is it, anyway?"

"Half past three."

"Shit, that's all?"

She rolled her eyes in the dark. "I would think so."

"You know, we're going to have to try that position again one of these nights," he remarked.

"Yeah, and maybe that time I won't get cum up my nose. Nice power and range, but piss poor aim."

"I wasn't trying to aim for your nose. It was supposed to go to your mouth."

"I'll attach a sign next time. 'CUM GOES HERE.'"

"Can it go somewhere else?"

Victoria sighed. "This is getting us nowhere, Tristan."

He propped himself up on one of his broad arms. "Well, do you have a better idea?"

She replied by pouncing him, giggling as she locked him into a kiss. Further down, she could feel him getting harder as she ground against him. "Let's waste a few more minutes of the night," she begged him.

"That sounds better," he said as they resumed their kissing, her delicate slit rubbing up and down the length of him until he finally broke free. He rolled her on her back, propped himself up on his broad arms, and pushed into her, all seven and a half inches gliding in her tight yet wet vagina as she let out a pleasured moan. He slowly pulled out, more from a bit of drowsiness than trying to increase her sensations, then pushed in faster, speeding up the thrusts as he lowered himself and she put her arms around him. She held on tightly to the Gallade both inside and out as her breaths were mixed with her moans, increasing in pitch with every penetration, her breasts adding more pleasure as Tristan's body massaged them as he moved.

Finally, they could hold on no longer, and as her body tightened around him, he pushed himself inside her as far as he could go and they both came, the warmth of his orgasm burning in her like a lust-driven wildfire as he felt her release as well.

They remained in each others' arms for a while before Tristan pulled out and rolled away.

"Think we can sleep now?" he asked her.

"We better. We've both got to get to work in the morning."

"Good point," he said as he dozed off.

Victoria, drained of any remaining energy, simply drifted off.

Victoria deftly slid the car to a stop in her parking space at the Pokebureau before shutting it off and heading inside the main building. After clearing security, she went straight to her desk and logged into her computer. It seemed like another quiet day, so she furtively logged into a chat room and waited.

Soon a message popped up:

hey there

She glanced up and was not the least bit surprised to see Tristan smirking at her from over the top of his monitor. She typed her reply:

y u no stay 4 breakfast?

thought you were full after last night

yeah, keep that quiet, OK?

She noticed him hang his head in mock penance, then:

going commando yet?

not in office tristan

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

were fucking dead if we get caught

i dare you to xerox your pussy

maybe i will. later, maybe?

didn't say it had to be now

Before she could reply, there was a yell, a psychic one, but quite the yell nonetheless.

"Yo HO, everybodaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy yyyy!" shouted Owen Hershowitz, the Pokebureau's Branch Director of the Kanto/Johto Branch and perhaps the looniest Alakazam in either region. "To the main conference room, I got some great news!"

Victoria shrugged and headed for the room, Tristan close behind.

The two had barely sat down when Owen took the podium. "Now, as many of you might recall, this past summer, we were able to help the Saffron City Police Department prevent an international crisis and end a string of brutal slayings that had terrorized the city. As a result, the Pokemon Bureau of Investigation will now be expanding its work into human cases by working with the police departments in the various regions. I have been charged to set up sub-branches of the Pokebureau starting with the major cities in our jurisdiction. I believe it is altogether fitting that we open the very first sub-branch in Saffron City."

There was some applause. "Hell of a long way from Goldenrod," Tristan muttered.

Owen continued, "It is my honor to announce the first two agents to be assigned to the Saffron sub-branch: Agents Tristan O'Meara and Victoria Stillwater!"

There was cheering and more applause as Tristan smiled proudly, but a look of sheer dread crossed Victoria's face.

Oh sweet Arceus in heaven not this, she thought, hoping that nobody else could hear her thoughts. For the love of God not this. The last thing I need is Tristan finding out about Frank….