AN: Here's another one. in what I'm hoping will be a reaccuring element, the group playing D&D.

Disclaimer: I don't own Community. Not since NBC took away my crayon written contract stating I owned it, signed by a Ryan Seacrest look alike.

Flights Of Fantasy For The Imagination Impaired

"OK, so I shoot magic missile at the goblins" Annie the Cute (Or, as Britta the Surly had dubbed her, Annie the Full Of Herself) said nervously.

"It hits" Abed the Gamemaster intoned a moment later, after some cosmic dice rolls. "The goblin in front falls to the ground bleeding" Annie the Cute let out a small 'eep' of happiness at that. "Britta it's your go"

"OK so I... sing? Maybe it can... calm them down. Do I have to be the bard you guys?" Britta the Surly whined. Abed rolled a dice and noted something.

"Two goblins fall to the floor, holding their ears in pain."

"Shocking" Jeff the Handsome snarked as Troy the Well Endowed discreetly handed Pierce the Dickish But Reforming ten dollars. Britta looked offended but stayed quiet. This was one of the few useful things she'd done so far in the campaign. After their first go around of D&D Abed had allowed the group to create their own characters for their next, longer campaign. Everyone had, surprisingly, decided to play. It had, after all, turned out rather fun the last time.

"That leaves four" Abed said. "They fire arrows at you. One hits Jeff the Handsome in the arm"

"Did it tear my armour?" Jeff asked, worriedly. "It's hard to match mail with your hair and make it look like you don't care about your mail matching your hair... Which I don't" he finished with a quick glance at the studies group.

"No, you just take four damage and are now bloodied" Abed said.

"Oh OK"

"I draw me sword and charge the goblins" said Neil the Cuddly (So named by his girlfriend Vicki).

"Ones head comes flying off and lands at Vicki the Unnoticable's feet" Abed said.

"Does that mean I'm out of hiding?" Vicki asked.

"Not yet" Abed said.

"OK, I backstab the nearest goblin" she continued. Abed rolled a dice.

"It dies. There's two left" Abed said. They all turned to Pierce, who grinned confidently.

"I dive at both, attempting to grapple them" Pierce declared, grinning in that annoying 'Ha! I'm still a little bit evil!' way.

"NO! Not again. I'm not sitting through another grapple" Jeff shouted, half standing. Annie joined him, looking ready to scream until Jeff placed a finger to her lips. "I'm also not hearing Annie scream like last time"

"It wasn't fair" Annie said against his finger. "I didn't know a Sorcerer couldn't grapple"

"You were wearing frilly pink robes facing a seven foot tall Orc Annie. What did you expect?" Jeff shot back.

"It doesn't matter anyway" Abed cut in, staring intently at the dice he'd rolled. "Pierce wont get there until next turn"

"Why not?" Pierce asked, offended.

"Age modifier, plus the fact that barbarians don't wear heavy plate" Abed said, looking at his notes.

"What do I look like to you? So kinda poof-" Pierce started, before receiving seven identical glares. "...fish. A puff fish?" he finished lamely, though he did show a small grin when Annie shot him an approving nod.

"Am I still a bear?" Troy asked eagerly as all eyes turned to him.

"Yes" Abed replied. Troy grinned.

"That's awesome" he said, and he and Abed quickly shared their handshake before he continued. "I swipe them"

"You kill them both. You find a gold's worth of coin on them" Abed said, nodding approvingly.

"OK gang. I'll pack the coin, Troy, turn in to a bird and scout. Shirley, heal everyone up, you guys, take a break" Jeff said with a disarming smile. The group went about it, troy bemoaning that he was only a pigeon and Shirley complaining it seemed sacrilegious to use some 'satanic evil power' to heal people.

No one noticed that Jeff, who hadn't actually done anything in the battle, had just taken all the loot from the encounter.

Here's the classes for anyone who cares (4th Edition):

Britta-Bard (Because it's just too easy)

Annie-Wizard (It's a controller type. once again too easy)

Shirley-Paladin (Was going to be a cleric but that would mean there would be three leader type in the group and that's just silly)

Jeff-Warlord (Leader that focuses on charisma)

Pierce-Barbarian (Like Conan the Barbarian whom I'm assuming Pierce thinks is cool ala Beastmaster)

Troy-Druid ('I can turn in to animals? AWESOME!')

Neil-Fighter (His class in the show)

Vicki-Rogue (Because she goes mostly unnoticed)

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