AN: Here's another one

Intro To Time Travel

"No" Jeff said firmly, glaring at Troy and Abed coolly. "You are not time travellers. I've played your games. I apologised on 'Troy and Abed in the morning'-"

"Troy and Abed in the moooorning" the pair sung under their breaths as Jeff continued.

"-I krumped" he continued, ignoring the pairs little outburst. "I helped decorate the Christmas Troy, which, yes, was fun but... the point stands. I'm done. We are this close to the year ending, I want at least one week I don't have to talk to my therapist about. You. Are not. Time travellers"

"But we came from the future" Abed insisted calmly.

"We came to warn you about all the awful stuff that's genna happen next year" Troy added.

"Pierce will become addicted to painkillers" Abed continued smoothly.

"Shirley'll get pregnant and think it was Chang's" Troy picked up, swinging in to the pairs usual rhythm.
"But it wasn't" Abed confirmed.

"There were zombies" Troy said, looking a little fearful at the prospect.

"The Dean will start wearing outfits" Abed said, causing Troy to look more scared, and both to repress a shudder.

"You and Britta boning will mess up the entire group" Troy said with a small, almost jealous glare at Jeff.

"And, worst of all, we'll have to do a bottle episode!" Abed finished, somehow managing to look more horrified than Troy.

"Uhuh. Guys. I know that, sometimes, you like too... play games or whatever. But that sounds absolutely ridiculous before you factor in the time travel" Jeff started slowly. "I mean, this year has been a little odd at times-"

"Paintball" Abed shot at him, as if expecting his response.

"Chicken fingers" Troy continued. Those two slipped in to a rhythm slow quickly it was scary.

"Naked billiards" said Abed.

"And me and Pierce dancing with Chang" Troy finished with a shudder.

"Off the top of our heads" said Abed, still as infuriatingly calm as ever.

"OK, very odd... But... YOU AREN'T FROM THE FUTURE" Jeff snapped, his right eye twitching. With that, he turned on his heel and left, spluttering under his breath.

"Oh well, that was fun" Abed said, still cool.

"Yeah. Wanna go watch Twilight Zone?" Troy said.

"Sure" said Abed, and the two turned and headed towards his dorm.

"Abed do you... you think any of that stuff is going to happen?" Troy said, looking slightly worried.

"Eh. Probably not. It's all just the math of what would fit in t a good second season. More drama, some experimental and wacky episodes..." Abed trailed off, as if doubting himself.

"Do I get to do anything good next season?" Troy asked hopefully.

"Hmmm. You might meet Levar Burton" Abed said after a moments consideration. Troy was dumbstruck for a moment.

"I CAN'T. I'LL DISSAPOINT HIM. I CAN'T TAKE THAT PRESSURE" he shouted, sprinting ahead of Abed, holding an arm to his eyes to hide the sudden onslaught of tears. Abed paused behind him for a second, before following after him at a jog.

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