Gamzee had jumped out the window and sat next to Karkats side, asking him what the hell happened. Karkat simply stood up, dusted himself off, and said he didn't know. They walked back to the area their friends were at, to see that the window wasn t broken. They both looked at each other then stared in shock.
They both walked back in and sat next to the rest of the trolls. Everyone looked uncomfortable, then Gamzee gave a loud HONK and said "Lets forget about this for now and just chill." The rest agreed, and as soon as things started getting back moderately normal, their order was ready. Gamzee, Sollux and Terezi went up to get the pizzas, returning to the bench and spreading them apart. "These look so meowriffic!" Nepeta said
"Dig in motherfuckers" Gamzee said with a smile, and they all did.
About 35 minutes later the group was done with their pizza and drinks, and continued to talk and laugh, a chuckle here and there from Equius. Sollux made a couple jokes about Karkat, the cancer cussing at him every time, the rest laughing. Terezi had gotten up at one point to use the bathroom. At that moment, Sollux, Gamzee, and Nepeta all asked Karkat if he and Terezi were red for each other. Karkat turned a bright red, saying "What the fuck kinda question is that?"
"Do you feel red for her?" Gamzee asked.
Karkat s face looked like it couldn t get any redder. "Shut the fuck up."
"Come on, tell uth KK!" Sollux interjected.
"Pweaaasseeeee!" Nepeta said.
Karkat sighed, knowing they wouldn t give up, no matter how much he fucking wanted to avoid the question. "Yes, I m feeling fucking red for Terezi. You asswipes happy?" He said with a huff.
"Doeth Terezi know about your red feelingth?" Sollux said.
"Does she motherfuckin return them feelings?" Gamzee said.
Equius suppresses a small laugh at the cancer glowing brighter red, with both embarrassment and anger. Thats when the group, except Karkat notices Terezi standing right behind the cancer, blushing a bright teal. "What the fuck are you all looking at?" Karkat said as he turned his head.
Karkats lips met Terezis, he locked up in shock, his whole face turned a bright red. All heard a cute Awww from Nepeta. Terezi pulled away pulling Karkat into a hug. "I feel red for you as-well."
"My face is in your tits. Could this possibly get any more awkward?" Karkat said, somewhat muffled.
Terezi smiled at the cancer and let him go, sitting next to him and taking his hand. Gamzee thought to himself for a second, remembering this morning. "I have a question. What was Karkat doing at your house this morning? I saw him putting his shirt on." He asked.
Terezi smiled at the capricorn. "He had spilled something on his shirt, so I washed it. He had barely gotten it back right as you knocked" she shrugged "Coincidence."
Gamzee smiled. "Oh wait, I thought you guys were already a motherfuckin couple?" he said.
Karkat sighed, "No, but now we are, thanks to you fuckasses. What in the goggiven hell made you think that?"
"You motherfuckers had a smooching session last perigree under that miraculous plant."
"That's what sparked me to have red feelings for little Karkat here." Terezi said, putting her head against the shorter troll, always reminding him he was shorter.
Karkat glared at Gamzee and Terezi for a second, letting a brief emotion pass in his eyes, that wasn't anger. "I had felt red for you for quite a while." He admitted.
Terezi looked at the cancer in shock. "Why the hell didn't you say something earlier?"
Karkat looked at Terezi, his emotions showing for all to see, for once. "I had always known you and that Strider guy were flirting, so I didn't think I had a chance in hell."
Terezi stayed silent for a second. Finally, she said "I was trying to make you jealous. To get you to ask me out or something."
Karkats eyes widened in surprise. "As you can see that completely fucking worked." he remarked.
'This is getting deep' Gamzee thought to himself. "I'm sorry Karkat." Terezi says, landing a kiss on his cheek.
Karkat grunted. "It s what-fucking-ever. We're here, together now, ain't we?"
Terezi smiled at the cancer "Yes."
Gamzee and Nepeta had tears in their eyes, saying how cute and sad the story was. "You two are such fucking little kids" Karkat said
"It was quite touching" Equius commented.
"About damned time, too" Sollux commented.
They went on with this for about 10 minutes, Karkat getting embarassed and cussing up a storm as everyone else laughed. That s when Gamzee had gotten a message.
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Gamzee stood up and left, telling the rest he had to go do something really quick. Sollux and Karkat offered to go with him, but he told them he needed to go alone. As he left, the group sat there wondering what he was up to, but decided to leave it, as the capricorn probably had his reasons.