So, This is Kim Pine here. I knew that you s readers would want some sort of explination.

Well, Ramona and I were on good terms when she had Cal so I became the Godmother. It was either me or Knives and after someone tries to kill you more than once, you don't want them taking care of your kid.

Just to p*** me off, Ramona got the kid to start calling me "Aunt Kimmy" just because she knew I hated it.

We would always watch horror movies together, Me, Ramona, and Cal. One day we decided to watch one of the scarriest movies I could find. At this point I was so sickof Cal's little nickname for me, I was ready to show him a movie that STILL gives me the occasional bad dream. I was ready to show him a movie that would make him never want to see "Aunt Kimmy" again.

So I popped in the tape when the kid was, like, 3 and played it. Just when it was gettiing to one of the ost gruesome parts of the movie, Ramona got up to go to the bathroom. When the part of the movie finally arrived, Cal hugged me really tightly around me and dug his face into my body and said "Aunt Kimmy, don't let it get me!"

I don't know what happened, but when the little kid hugged me, I guess he got rid of some emotional callus that had set itself up inside me.

I hugged my Godchild back and told him how "Aunt Kimmy will never EVER let the monsters get you."

So there you go, you wanted to know, now you know. Not a whole lot to it.