Story Prologue~
Note: This fanfic is exaggerated reality so there will be odd events. Also characters may act out of character, the narrators/authors' job for this fic is to put the characters into as many awkward situations possible so please know to expect a lot of randomness. Oh, and the narrators' dialogue will be written in play form. Also, please excuse our made-up words like noobly, manly-ly etc.
Disclaimer: We do not own Elsword, the game, or any of the characters in this story, except the narrators/authors and random faceless NPC people.
Story Start~
Miyoko: But before we do the football episode, let's do a basic intro.
Ivanna: *sighs* Fine. *pouts*
Miyoko: *face twitches in annoyance* Alright then… Let's start…
We come to an elegant school building. Grand arches and buttresses adorn the awe-inspiringly beautiful work of architecture. Gardens of exotic flowers and well-manicured hedges sparkling with morning dew surround the academy, both enhancing each others glory. ~Belder Private Academy~ The name breathes and pureness. Only the most intelligent and rich may enter such a fine establishment. For Belder Academy was built to accommodate solely the best.
Rena & Chung~
It had been difficult to pass the entrance exam, but Rena had succeeded with her will and determination. However, she felt nervous about going to a school so far from her homeland. To not cause her parents to worry, Rena smiled bravely when she was dropped off to Belder Private Academy a day before the first day of school.
She clutched her luggage and stepped into the lobby. The sheer size of the school shocked her, leaving her mouth slightly agape. In all the years of traveling with parents as diplomats, Rena had never seen an academy so… large. "No! I can't get distracted!" Rena thought and adjusted her stance. "Now to find my dorm…" She was about to look for the front desk, when she spotted a young boy holding a map of the school. "Maybe I should ask him." Rena walked over to the boy and introduced herself. "Hello, my name is Rena. Could you please direct me to the girl's dormitory?"
"Ah! My name is Chung. It's nice to meet you." Chung bowed and indicated to his map. "If you're looking for the dorms, they're here near the-" There was a sudden rush. Two adults came running and practically tackled Chung.
"Chung! Chung! Are you ok?!" both adults were in tears. They hugged him repeatedly. "I can't believe that we let you go to school by yourself!"
Ivanna: Chung's parents are sort of clingy, aren't they…?
Miyoko: Ehehehehe…
"Um…" Rena interrupted. Chung's parents finally noticed her standing there. In the end, Chung's parents ended up giving Rena directions. She gave Chung an appreciative smile and began to make her way to the dormitories.
Aisha & Elsword~
Elsword, always the noobly one, entered the academy building with hope that he would appear manly to his fellow students. To everyone's amusement, his attempt at a man-like expression was a failure. Instead of a look of a hardened warrior, Elsword seemed like he was in pain. As he strutted along the hallway, Elsword caught the eye of a certain dark-haired girl. Aisha was walking in the hallway when she noticed a redheaded boy with a grimace on his face. Concerned, she came up to him and tugged on his shirt. "Um… Are you alright? You look like you're in pain." Elsword gazed down at her.
"Of course I'm ok!" Elsword said in an unnaturally deep voice, continuing to keep up his façade.
"Are you really sure..?"
"Of course I am! Hahahahaha!" he laughed throatily.
"If you're sure…" And with that, Elsword swaggered off. Aisha sighed and continued to her dormitory.
"What a strange guy…" Aisha thought.
Miyoko: Wait a minute. *holds up hand*
Ivanna: What?
Miyoko: If Belder Academy only accepts the smartest students…
Ivanna: Yes…?
Miyoko: How did Elsword get in...?
Ivanna: …
Ivanna / Miyoko: *both think for a while*
Ah!
~Because God willed it to happen~ *both striking epic poses*
Note: This phrase will come up a lot in this fanfic. It's sort of an inside joke… If you don't understand it, then look up what "Kami" means in Japanese.
Eve & Raven~
On opposite ends of the school, two silent figures entered. A girl with no emotion and a boy who looked well into his manhood both radiated with indifference. As the boy crossed the foyer, the whisperings began. "Who is he?" "Oh my goodness, did he just look at me?" "I heard he's a gang leader!" "Raven, they call him." "He's so cool!" "He's so MANLY~!" That was it. That one word described it all. The battle scars, the hardened face, the epic prosthetic arm; it was all MANLY. The cool attitude just added to the package.
Miyoko: *gulps* The fangirls are getting hungry…
Ivanna: *bolts the door closed*
The girl wouldn't have attracted attention if not for the fact that a maid was carrying her luggage and a butler was carrying the girl. "Where do you wish to go, Mistress Eve?" the servants said in unison.
"Take me to my dormitory…" Eve commanded.
"Yes, my lady."
The Girl's Dormitory~
Aisha arrived first. The room was bright and airy; everything seemed very comfortable. She chose the bed closest to the balcony and began to unpack her things. Outside of the room, Rena and Eve noticed each other. "I guess we're roommates. I'm Rena. It's nice to meet you!" Eve nodded in response. The maid, Ophelia, threw the door open with a bang, heralding their arrival. Frightened by the sudden noise, Aisha gasped and dropped the Smallville DVDs that she was holding. Rena strode over and picked them up.
"Oh! You like Smallville? I do too!" Rena squealed. Aisha's eyes widened and she grinned.
"Put me down…" Eve ordered and the butler, Oberon, obliged. "I also enjoy watching Smallville…" Eve blushed slightly. The girls smiled at each other. "What is your favorite character…?"
"Lex Luther!" they all cried in unison. And so, they began to weave wonderful bonds with each other through their mutual love of Smallville.
Miyoko: Why Smallville…?
Ivanna: *shrugs* Why not?
The Boy's Dormitory~
Chung and Elsword came at the same time. "It seems that we are roommates! It is nice to meet you! Hahahahahaha! " Elsword boomed (or at least tried to). Chung smiled nervously and began to empty his bags. Elsword followed in suit, mumbling to himself as he did. Chung could make out something along the lines of "I'm too manly for my shirt, too manly for my shirt, so manly that it hurts". Raven arrived fashionably late. The two boys took in awed breaths, as if blessed to breathe the same air as the figure in the doorway.
"Hey…" Raven growled out and scratched the back of his head with his prosthetic arm. Chung's eyes glowed brightly. His and Elsword's thoughts coincided. "He's so…so manly~!"
"Your arm is so cool!" Elsword interjected, forgetting his supposedly man-like deep voice.
"Yeah, you must be the black power ranger in disguise! If I were one, I'd be the red ranger!" Chung's eyes outshined stars.
"No! I'd be the red ranger! You can be the blue ranger."
"Eh?! But…but…" Chung protested, on the verge of tears. Raven reached over and ruffled Chung's hair.
"Blue's a pretty good color…" Twin supernovas exploded.
Ivanna / Miyoko: ARGH! TOO BRIGHT!
Miyoko: My eyes! My eyes! We must seek refuge!
Ivanna: Let's go to the next day!
The Following Day~
During lunch break, the two groups passed each other. Rena recognized Chung and came over to thank him for the day before. As usual, Elsword had put on his "manly" disguise and as a result, Aisha asked him, "Are you sure you're alright..?"
Elsword sighed, "Look, instead of asking me that over and over, you should be worried about how short you are and how small your breasts are."
"WHAT… DID… YOU… SAY?!" Aisha whipped out a metal rod and grinned maniacally. "Hehehehe… Come again? I didn't hear you~!" She jumped on top of Elsword and began beating him. Sounds of pain echoed through out the cafeteria.
Miyoko: Ooh… Ouch…
Ivanna: Well… sort of deserved that.
Miyoko: Yeah… *winces*
Rena turned to see Aisha and Elsword wrestling on the floor. She started to become irritated, very irritated. "STOP FIGHTING, YOU TWO! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE IN PUBLIC?! STOP ACTING LIKE YOUNG CHILDREN!" Rena's aura was pitch black and darkening. Aisha and Elsword instantly leapt up and laughed nervously.
"Hee hee! Whatever do you mean, Rena?" Aisha put an arm around Elsword and he did the same in turn.
"Yeah, Rena! Can't you see that we're the best of friends?" Elsword announced loudly.
"Well, well!" Rena smiled. "I'm sure that I just imagined you two fighting. Right…?" Both of them nodded furiously. "Good. Then let's get lunch." As soon as her back was turned, Elsword and Aisha broke apart and glared at each other. Rena whipped her head around suddenly and they smiled innocently. "Rena's a little scary…" Chung thought, shuddering, and then he remembered something important. Strawberry shortcake.
"Rena! Rena! I heard they have strawberry shortcake here!" His eyes shone brightly. "Can we get some?" The bishonen in him had finally shown itself.
Rena chuckled, "Of course we can~!" The group received their lunches according to regiments written by their guardians.
Ivanna: Rena~ Salads, Fruits, Smoothies [Strictly vegetarian]
Raven~ Meat jerky, Water [Rations to keep him lean and strong]
Miyoko:Chung~ Sweets [*insert terrifying blackmail faces* Give our son sweets~ please
Eve~ Expensive, high-class foods [Only the best for our mistress]
Ivanna / Miyoko: Aisha / Elsword: No meat. [Enough said]
They chose a table near a window and sat down. "I guess we're all friends now?" Chung asked innocently. Aisha and Elsword turned away from each other and harrumphed.
"Look's like high school will be very… eventful…" Rena offered. Raven grunted in agreement.
Story End~
AN: Please review it would be much appreciated. ^^