Cheerleading Episode~
Note: This fanfic is exaggerated reality so there will be odd events. Also characters may act out of character, the narrators/authors' job for this fic is to put the characters into as many awkward situations possible so please know to expect a lot of randomness. Oh, and the narrators' dialogue will be written in play form.
Disclaimer: We do not own Elsword, the game, or any of the characters in this story, except the narrators/authors and random faceless NPC people.
Story Start~
Four Years Later
The glass walls of the greenhouse allowed light to be scattered in a pattern similar to the one of a young fawn's fur. The splatter of light alighted on every leaf and petal, giving the look of an enchanted forest. Rena sighed in satisfaction as she took a sip from her teacup. She turned to Eve, who was seated next to her on the plaid blanket they had spread earlier. "Isn't nature fantastic?" Rena breathed, eyes sparkling. "It was such a great idea to have afternoon tea here!" She waved her arm towards the spread of dainty tea sandwiches and cakes.
Ivanna / Miyoko: *both also sipping teas* *sigh in unison*
"Yes," Eve replied, emotionlessly and she raised her cup so that Oberon could pour her more tea. The girls sat a bit longer, sipping tea and basking the intense glory of nature. The silence was broken by the screeching of an irritated Aisha and the sound of torture. Yet again, Aisha was disciplining a crime of chivalry with violence. And who, you may ask, was this usually amiable girl punishing with such terrible means? It was the always noobly Elsword, to no one's surprise.
Ivanna: Knew it.
Miyoko: Probably made another stab at how short she is…
Rena twisted her head to where Aisha was beating Elsword with the metal rod she used to mix chemicals with. It was her favorite stick and it served its multiple purposes well. Chung and Raven, who were trying to calm the situation, were attempting to console Aisha.
"I hate you! It's not my fault I'm shorter than you! " Aisha cried angrily.
"Aisha, calm down. Elsword didn't mean it," Raven said cautiously.
"Yeah, Elword didn't really mean what he said! Right, Elword?" Chung faced Elsword with his glowing eyes set at full power. But like any other person who was being slaughtered, Elsword responded in a language of grunts and howls of pain. Rena gave a sheepish smile and went back to her tea. With the nature around her, Rena was too captivated to fix the situation as she usually did. Suddenly, the French doors of the greenhouse flew open, knocking pots upon pots of plants over. Banthus burst through, clearly infuriated by something.
"WHY DOESN'T THIS ACADEMY HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM?!" Banthus roared, sounding like a massive bagpipe. Aisha stopped immediately, surprised by Banthus' sudden appearance. Rena screamed, shocked by the sight of plants wilting in their broken pots and dirt strewn on the ground. She stood up abruptly, overturning her teacup on the pastries, and gathered a dark aura around her.
Looking up menacingly with fists clenched, Rena growled, "YOU DESTROYED MY PLANTS!" Everyone's animal instincts told them to run for their lives. Banthus, paralyzed with fear, stared at Rena as if she were many times taller than he was.
Miyoko: Hm… She reminds me of someone… *glances at Ivanna*
Ivanna: What did you say? *smiles sweetly* *dark aura fades in*
Miyoko: Ehehehe… *gulps* Nothing~! Let's get on with the story…
"Someone will have to account for this," Rena hissed. She ran over to her plants and gingerly began to replant them. In her usual voice, Rena inquired innocently, "Eve? Would you mind tying this… murderer up, please?" The response she received was an emotionless nod. Eve stood slowly and indicated Banthus with her finger.
"Ophelia, I choose you…" Eve ordered nonchalantly.
"Yes, Mistress."
The maid bound Banthus' limbs with speed and efficiency. Rena looked up from her plants and nodded with satisfaction. "Good. Now…" She assumed her fighting stance, pulled out a bow and loaded an arrow, pointing it at Banthus. "What did you want from us that cause you to burst in so violently?"
"I just wanted to have a football team," Banthus whimpered.
Miyoko: He whimpered… I wonder what level she is compared to Rena…
Ivanna: And who exactly is she? *leaning in*
Miyoko: *whimpers* No one…
"Wait! Did someone say football?!" Elsword interjected from his horizontal position on the ground. "I love football! It's so manly! If you're making a team, count me in!" Because Aisha was still shocked stiff from Banthus' arrival, Elsword easily wriggled out from under her. "Hey! We should all join. You know, just us guys!" His eyes were shining with the prospect of playing football, apparently the manliest game in the universe, with Raven. He looped arms with Chung and Raven. "We're signing up!"
"Um…I don't really know how to play football. I haven't done it before." Chung sighed quietly and shuffled his feet. "My parents were always afraid I would get hurt…"
Raven did what he interpreted as a grin, "We'll teach you."
Miyoko: *barricades the door* *laughing nervously* I hear them coming…
Ivanna: B-but It's too early for a fangirl attack! They should all still be hibernating!
Miyoko: Haha… The manliness is over 9000…
"Then it's settled! We'll join!" Elsword untied Banthus and helped him up. Banthus sighed with relief.
"Now all we need is a cheerleading squad," Banthus announced. With that, Rena began to follow Banthus' chest with her arrow.
"Don't push it."
Suddenly, Ariel strolled in excitedly. "Did you say cheerleading squad?! Yay~! I've always wanted to coach one!" she squealed. One word echoed through the greenhouse. Cheerleading~ Cheerleading~ Cheerleading~ Aisha finally woke from her shock. She began to develop a mind theater.
~ Mind Theater Start ~
Aisha with large breasts prancing through a flower field, in a cheerleading outfit. Panty shots galore~
~ Mind Theater End ~
Aisha suddenly shouted out, "I want to join! I want to join the cheerleading squad!" She jumped up and ran to Rena and Eve. "Please join with me!"
Rena lowered her bow. "What? But it's just a bunch of girls running around in skimpy clothing showing their panties!" she protested and Eve nodded in agreement.
"But… I've never done anything with you guys… You know, doing girl stuff." Aisha shuffled her feet. "We've been friends for four years now and… I don't know… I just wanted to make some memories…you know just the three of us..." She looked up innocently. "This is probably our last school year together."
Miyoko: If they have been together for four years wouldn't they have shopping trips,sleepovers etc. that they do together?
Ivanna: Yep, but the boys would barge in lets give a few examples.
~ Flashback ~
Shopping trip at the mall:
*Aisha, Eve,and Rena bump into Elsword.*
Elsword: Hey guys wanna go to the arcade with Chung, Raven and I?
Eve and Rena: Sure... we finished our shopping anyways...
Aisha:*Distressed*
Movie Night:
*The girls are watching a movie in their dorms and they suddenly hear something pelting their balcony door. Aisha walks out and sees Elsword underneath the balcony with a half-empty carton of eggs*
Aisha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Elsword: Raven secured the game room for us! We wanna play football, but were short a few people...
Aisha: Why don't you go bother the other boys in this school?
Elsword: Hmmph. Forgive me for being considerate enough to ask. I assumed you guys were just going to be watching "Clueless" or some other boring girly movie.
Aisha : So what if we're watching "Clueless". It's a good movie!
*Eve calls from inside the dorms*
Eve: How stupid can she get? Seriously there's no point to this movie!
Rena: I know right?
Aisha: *hurt*
~Flashback end ~
Both Rena and Eve sighed, "Well. I guess we really didn't spend enough quality time together...Alright, we'll do it for you."
"Yay~!" Ariel and Aisha held hands and skipped in a circle. "Let's gather more recruits."
"Us too, boys. Our first game is in four weeks, so we better get going."
Miyoko: Are they gone…? *whispering*
Ivanna: I hope so… because Raven is probably really good at football…
During the four weeks that followed, both the football and cheerleading teams worked vigorously to prepare for the upcoming game. The football team did many exercises to strengthen their muscles and went over drills over and over. However, Elsword, being the noob that he is, was executing everything wrong. When practicing touchdowns, he would run in the opposite direction and throw the ball. For some odd reason, the ball would always strike against something, such as a passing student, and bounce back into the correct goal post. His teammates were amazed by his skill and cheered every time. Confused, Banthus pulled him aside, "Elsword, I thought that you knew how to play football." Turns out Elsword had only watched it on television…
Miyoko: *laughs loudly* I guess he was so wrong that he was right!
Ivanna: *slaps back of Miyoko's head*
Meanwhile, the cheerleading team trained in gymnastics and acrobatics. During the first week of practice, Ariel announced that the squad would have a brainstorming session for ideas for cheers. After a lot of debating, Eve, Rena and Aisha were to write their cheers and recite them. And so, the following was recited:
Eve~ Onwards, group of persons who cooperate for a common goal, You must demolish the other assembly of persons who cooperate for a common goal that is not in anyway similar to the end you wish to accomplish, for we are placing our livelihood into your hands. Fight for your fellow humans!
Rena~ Go, you filthy oxen who are all pulling the same disgusting cart in which, unfortunately, we, who are actually related to us, must do the terrible task of placing our fate into your atrocious, sweaty hands… [Insert long rambling of sexist comments here]
Aisha~ We're the Velder Phorus! Ve-lder! Let's go Phrous! ,We're here to beat the other team! Here we go! Let's go go go! Come on Phorus! Let's do this! When I say Velder, you say Phorus! To a touchdown! Phorus to a touchdown!
Of course, Aisha's won, since she was about the only person who put in all of their effort.
~ Day Before the Football Game ~
The uniforms for both teams arrived. Being the informal guy that he is, Banthus unceremoniously dumped the uniforms on the ground during practice and yelled, "Come n' get one that fits!" This resulted in mass pandemonium and a lot of bruises.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Ariel sent the cheerleading uniforms to the dorms in boxes wrapped in frilly paper and a scented note saying, "Try them on! You may alter them to fit you, but only just!" The girls sat and slowly opened the boxes. At first, the uniforms didn't seem to be in the boxes, but after digging through all of the packing peanuts, what came out of the box was… strange. "What are these tiny things?! Are we supposed to wear these?!" Rena shrieked. The uniforms were about the most revealing things that you could ever imagine. But it only got worse. One word: FRILLS. They covered every single centimeter of the outfit. Eve was stunned, but Aisha was apparently enjoying the feeling of freedom the uniform gave her.
"It's so pretty~!" Aisha sighed dreamily. No doubt that she was off in her own little world, a world where she was renowned for her extremely large breasts. She spun in circles and collapsed on her bed, a blissful expression on her face. "Fufufufufu~!" she chuckled.
"I won't stand for this!" Rena stomped off to find Ariel and Eve followed closely with a look of concern on her face, her normally emotionless face.
Ivanna: Yes, readers, Eve showed EMOTION.
Miyoko: This must be a huge crisis!
At the football field, Ariel was chatting animatedly with Banthus about who knows what (probably something girly) when Rena burst out, "WHAT IS THIS?!" while holding up the uniform. Elsword, attracted by the commotion, looked in Rena's direction and suddenly fell over, blood gushing down his front.
Miyoko: You can probably guess why… *cough cough*
"Don't make us wear this! It's way too revealing! Please change it!" Rena protested. Eve nodded in approval. Ariel was shocked.
"But I worked so hard on this design!" she said in tears. "See? Look at all the sketchbooks I've gone through." Ariel shoved five thick notebooks full of clothing designs in to Rena and Eve's arms. The girls thumbed through them and realized that the clothes became more revealing as time progressed. "And there's no time to change them either!" Ariel sobbed louder and louder, catching the attention of a petite, light-haired girl passing. The girl came towards the noise.
"Hi, Rena, what's going on…?" the girl seemed very worried. "Did someone die..?"
"Oh! It's been a while, Echo! It's nice to see you again." Rena smiled. "Actually, we were talking about changing the cheerleading uniforms." Rena held the outfit in front of her in disgust. Echo seemed to agree.
"Well, I thought it was a bit too revealing, but I didn't want to hurt Ariel's feelings…" Echo looked down at the shaking form of Ariel. Ariel suddenly sat up and stared at Echo.
"Petite… Small feet… Large eyes… Air of innocence…" Ariel mumbled to herself then grabbed Echo's hands with her own. "It's MANIAC! I would love to have a photo shoot with you as a model~! Let's go~!" Ariel stood and dragged Echo behind her with a firm grip. Flustered, Echo cried out for help.
Before Rena could pounce on Ariel, a figure came running at lightning fast speed. "I'll save you!" Echo's childhood friend, Toma, yelled. "Hold on!" He wrestled Echo away from Ariel and led her to safety. "Are you all right…?"
"Yes, I'm fine. But since you're being so heroic, you deserve a reward. So, I'll treat you to ice cream… If that's ok…"
Toma blushed loudly, "O-o-of c-course it's fine, y-y-you i-idiot... I would have t-treated you a-anyway!" Echo just smiled. Everyone else around them savored the Aww~! moment.
Ivanna: Yes, we have just created a new pairing (maybe)!
Miyoko: Toma x Echo~! And Toma's a tsundere apparently…
Ivanna / Miyoko: Please give your support!
With Ariel out of the picture, the problem of the uniforms was still not resolved. "I just won't cheer in the game then." Rena turned to walk back to the dorm. Banthus grabbed her arm to hold her back.
"You have to cheer, Rena! We need your… special techniques!" Banthus cried.
Ivanna: Note: Special Techniques = Distracting the other team with Rena's large bust size
A dark aura rose suddenly and Rena glared at Banthus. "I'm not going alone!" Banthus called Raven in from the field. "Ok! Let's do this!"
~ Pokemon Battle Start ~
Banthus uses PLEADING EYES
It is INEFFECTIVE
Rena uses "GO TO HELL" STARE
It is SUPER EFFECTIVE
Banthus has very little health, he switches with Raven.
With a dying breath, Banthus says, "Succeed me, Young One." FATALITY
Raven uses SUBTLE GLANCE
It is SLIGHTLY EFFECTIVE
Rena uses DARK AURA
It is INEFFECTIVE
Raven uses SINGLE MANLY TEAR
It is SUPER EFFECTIVE
Rena has very little health, she sighs, "Fine, I'll wear it… For you…" She blushes slightly.
Raven uses VICTORIOUS GRIN
Rena's FATALITY
~ Pokemon Battle End ~
And so the uniform problem was solved due to Rena's agreement to wear it. (The other girls were only roused to protest because Rena had done it.) Meanwhile, Aisha was still in her floaty fantasy, imagining mostly [censored], [censored] and a bit of [censored].
~ The Day of the Football Game ~
Ivanna: *coughs* We have had neither experience nor interest in the plays and things that go on during football games. So we will leave what happened during the game to your imagination. We will say that Belder Private Academy won.
Miyoko: We will also say that it involved the noobly Elsword scoring many… goals…?
Ivanna: No, I think they call those touchdowns…
Miyoko: Ok… Scoring many touchdowns in the noob-like was that he usually does things… It also happens that the coach for the rival team didn't take kindly to losing. So when Banthus' guard was down, the coach leaped up and bit off Banthus' ear.
Ivanna: And we mean bit clean off. Of course we won't include the gory details but it went down like this: Coach grapples on Banthus' ear with teeth, Banthus punches coach in the face, Punch sends both coach and piece of Banthus' ear flying, Banthus ignores his bleeding ear and beats the [insert cuss word here] out of coach, The police arrive, Lawsuits [insert those things that lawyers do], Coach is fired, Banthus shows off his scar proudly.
Miyoko: And now a word from our sponsor, Eve!
Eve: Remember, children, don't try this at home…
Story End ~
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