Strawberry Shortcake Battle Omake~
Note: This fanfic is exaggerated reality so there will be odd events. Also characters may act out of character, the narrators/authors' job for this fic is to put the characters into as many awkward situations possible so please know to expect a lot of randomness. Oh, and the narrators' dialogue will be written in play form. Umm...Raven is the same age as everyone else-as is Rena and Eve-as they are all in the same class at school...Everyone has been "humanized" as this AU is the human world-though exaggerated. One last note everyone is stinking rich(as in Ouran highschool host club rich if not richer) Why? its so the events in this story would make sense.
Disclaimer: We do not own Elsword, the game, or any of the characters in this story, except the narrators/authors and random faceless NPC people.
Story Start~
It was the morning after the football game. The sunlight was embracing the plant and animal life. Birds chirped happily and the grass swayed in a gentle breeze. This would have been the most peaceful, soothing day in the history of Belder Private Academy… if it wasn't for the crowd of hungry students and staff heaving against the cafeteria doors. The day before had been so mentally and physically draining, that it had turned them into a little more than animals. "We want FOOD! FOOD!" they screeched, foaming at their mouths.
Ivanna: Okay… Not exactly "foaming at the mouth" but you get the idea. They were REALLY hungry.
They all moved as one, crashing into it in waves. Inside, the chefs and servers rushed about to assemble the eating regiments of the entire school in the little time that they had. But the loud crash of the doors being torn from their hinges told the kitchen staff that it was too late. "Hurry! Take cover in the food cellar! Women and children first!" the head chef shouted. "If they try to latch on to you, throw food at them!"
The kitchen staff jumped over the counters and quickly tossed heaps of food onto the buffet trays. The last person over the counter was a young executive chef in training. He looked over his shoulder and shouted, "LET THEM EAT CAKE!" as he threw an entire strawberry shortcake into the last buffet tray before disappearing down into the cellar. The mob dove viciously for the food. Of course everyone went for the foods with larger amounts of calories: bread, meat, crackers, and today's dessert, strawberry shortcake. With the presence of food, the group finally calmed down. Elsword and Aisha, who were in the back of the crowd, got to the strawberry shortcake last. By then, there was only one slice of cake left. They both grabbed the piece at the same moment.
"Hey! That cake's mine!" Elsword yelled and pulled the cake towards him.
"No way! I was here first! You'll just have to dessert-less!" Aisha yanked the slice back.
"I'm not going to let you have the last piece!"
"Haven't you ever heard of ladies first?!"
Elsword gasped, "Wait! You're a lady?!" His face looked genuinely surprised.
Miyoko: Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But don't take my cake
Wait, you're a lady?
Ivanna: That was terrible…
Miyoko: Ehehehehe… Sorry…
Aisha reddened angrily, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THAT'S IT! LET'S SETTLE THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY!"
Ivanna: And apparently, the old-fashioned way is to do a Pokémon battle…
~ Pokémon Battle Start ~
Aisha uses I'M OLDER THAN YOU AND YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME
It is INEFFECTIVE
Elsword uses OH YEAH WELL I'M TALLER THAN YOU EVEN THOUGH I'M YOUNGER
It is SOMEWHAT EFFECTIVE
Aisha uses WELL YOU'RE GRADES SUCK
It is SOMEWHAT EFFECTIVE
Elsword uses YOU HAVE NO BREASTS
It is EFFECTIVE
Aisha uses WELL YOU'RE A NOOB
It is INEFFECTIVE ( Miyoko: Because Elsword has no idea that he is a noob. )
Aisha and Elsword both battled each other until they were too tired to stand.
Both parties are unable to battle. It is A DRAW!
~ Pokémon Battle End ~
Elsword and Aisha lied on the cafeteria floor, clearly drained of energy. They glanced up and both reached their hands up to the glorious last piece of cake. But suddenly, Eve walked into the cafeteria with a full stomach. Being the prepared person that she is, she had packed emergency rations of high-class foods. She had taken one look at the mob and decided to eat her rations. After a wonderful breakfast of [insert expensive food here], Eve went down to the cafeteria to find something to cleanse her palate. She strolled coolly past the panting Aisha and Elsword and noticed the last piece of strawberry shortcake. "Hmm… I haven't been able to have strawberry shortcake for a while…" She plated the cake and went away humming happily.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Elsword and Aisha screamed with the last of their strength and then they collapsed into a group emo corner.
FATALITY
Story End ~
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