"Are you Asuka?"

This idiot.

"Really Shinji? Tell me, how many redheaded goddess in Japan whom you personally know?"

"One."

"Exactly. And she's asking you a simple favor and would be more than glad if you could..."

Wait. What am I saying? Shit. Would be glad? NO. WOULD BE MORE THAN GLAD? Now, he's blushing furiously. Its the least thing I wanted to happen, to feed him with some nasty thoughts. I pinched him on the cheek praying he isn't thinking of something... dirty. Well, he's a boy, but~

"OUCH!" He rubbed his reddish cheek. I eyed him with my arms crossed and with slight annoyance.

"Cut it out moron. Dismiss the green thought. Its not what I meant."

"Ehem. Anyway, tell me a valid reason behind this outrageous favor of yours." I heavily sighed.

"There's something inside." He then showed me a look of bewilderment.

"Please Shinji-san?" The endless battle won't stop.

"But-"

"COMMON! I agreed to stay with you remember? I trust you." I blurted out as I lay my hands on his shoulder. But damn, did I sound ridiculous.

"HUUUUUH?"

"Fact. I really trust you. You won't do anything- uhmm.. inappropariate. You may look like a biiiiig peverted emo jerk, but you're not. You're... lets see... you are. Plain? HA HA HA." Gosh, why am I gibbering. I sounded as if i'm high on drugs.

"Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for that compliment Soryu-sama." He answered as he remove my hand on his shoulder and continued to ignore my rants.

"But there really is something in the bathroom. I don't particulary know what it is-"

"Fine. Then let's find out." He affirmed without second thoughts. Bingo. I won.

"Ohhhh.. Brave. But i'd rather leave it at that, I just wanted to get it over with and have a good rest. Now, let's go!"

I turned the switch on and was the one who opened the door ignoring the uneasiness that I somehow felt when we're finally inside. On a second thought, I don't quite remember closing the door a while ago. Shinji meekly followed behind and stayed just abaft the closed door, his back facing me. After thoroughly examining the whole bathroom and at peace knowing that someone's with me if ever something awful happens, at last, I was able to release.. well.. you know. Gosh, that took almost like forever. I was holding it for an hour so it did take quite some time. It sure surprised me though that I wasn't the least troubled by what we did. Is that statement even right? Being in a bathroom with a guy is... downright indecent! But what if something happens in me while i'm, you know, then I come out of the bathroom with my pants down and show him all my glory! That's way too vulgar, right? What the hell! How could I ever think of such situation! Shinji then managed to interrupt my thoughts with his awesome question.

"A-a-are you d-d-done?" That stutter painted a devious grin in my face. And when I saw his ears and clenched fist, I couldn't simply ignore it after all. Yeah, he's a boy after all. But honestly, I tried to keep it quiet as much as I could and I was watching him all the while, he hadn't move an inch. Anyways, I walked closely behind him, stopped with my lips inches away from his ear and gently whispered the words...

"Ehhh... What are you thinking right now?" Bombshelled! That question shocked the shit out of him. Still, he was able to answer back.

"Nnn-nothing!"

Bloooooow.

He cringed not far away from me, the bathroom isn't that big anyhow, right after I blew right in his ear.

"What was that Asuka!"

"HAHAHAHA!" Shinji's whole face was so red I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.

"You really love doing this to me, aren't you."

"Hehe. You should've seen the look on your face Ikari-kuuun. Priceless." Shinji pouted, clearly irritated from what I did. Meanwhile..

Knock.

Knock.

Knock.

We switched our attention towards the door. Who could that possibly be? We aren't the only ones in here so I thought that it was nothing. I reached the knob and was about to unclose it but Shinji grabbed my waist and pulled me away from the door. That sure startled me.

"Why did you do that for? Perv..." I tried to shoo away his arms around my slender waist but all my attempts was to no avail, we stayed in that awkward position for a good amount of time. More or less, his body started to quiver and me, of course I was bothered by the closeness we had.

"Asuka, aren't you wondering why those knocks are pretty slow?"

"Nope. Should I be bothered by a sheer knock? Let me go, it must be Misato."

"What will you do if it isn't her?"

"Her or not, I will certainly kill you if you disagree to release me, right now."

"Fine. I'm not so sure but they say that when somebody knocks that slow there's a possibility that it is not someone who resides in this earth." He then let me go.

"An alien perhaps? Heh!" He wasn't happy with my joke but this time he didn't attempt to stop me.

He stayed quiet as I proceeded to hold the knob against my right hand but for some odd reason I was a little hesitant to open the door not knowing what lies on the other side. Shinji's story didn't help either. To open or not to open... Hmmm.. Whatever. I continued to open the door and-

"See? There's no one in here!" I was so proud of myself that I failed to immediately notice...

"How come Asuka? Then, who knocked?" We both looked at each other, stunned.

"Shit just got real."

t.b.c.

A/N: How I love to end chapters with cliffhangers. haha. Till next time. :]

HairyEntity: Haha. Creepy. Yeah, you're right and I'm sorry with the chapter length. Its the best I could do at the moment. Thanks! ^_^

Arkca: You do! Thank you sweetheart. I had lots of fun writing each chapters too!