AN: Ok people bare with me I wrote this out in a notebook because my computer broke. If your getting interested in it I've got almost fifteen chapters written out but getting it on a computer takes a little time so I'll try to upload a few chapters at a time. This story is a long played out one probably the longest one I've ever done. I'll try to keep it interesting with my occasional humor and sarcasm because I've got some many things going on so on with the story ENJOY! And review if possible I can see the little button TOUCH IT!
I LONG TO GO HOME CHAP.4
For the next few days it was nice to have someone to come home to and even talk too. Edward and Hawkeye had some very deep conversations. Edward talked about not being able to hug or talk to his daughter Crystal and that he would make it up to her when he got home. He talked about how he had dreamed about coming home but never thought it would happen.
There was the occasional catastrophe like when Hawkeye came home and Edward had taken to much of his medication an got into her make-up and lingerie. He wanted to know what things went where and why the hell women wore make-up that was quite the sight she walked in on.
Hawkeye was beginning to see Edward as a grown up man " Edward you have grown into a wonderful man." She told him on the fourth night she had a bad day at work with this kidnapper stuff so she took out a bottle of whiskey and started doing shots as Edward talked about his kids. She had always wanted kids but was getting tired of waiting around for Mustang to figure out his feelings.
Edward got up and started for the bathroom "I'm going to take a shower" He took his shirt off on the way and Hawkeye's jaw hit the floor.
"WOW! Edward you have been working out haven't you?" She looked at his finely tuned torso and muscular arm that went along with his automail one. His long gold hair streaming down his back and down the front of his chest.
"Thanks I've tried to keep in shape" He turned and entered the bathroom.
Hawkeye thought to herself ' My biological clock has almost stopped and Roy will never come to his senses. But Edward on the other hand has two children by two women he hit the bulls eye both times. Oh my gosh am I really thinking this? My god what am I thinking? I've known him since he was a boy but I just want a child more than anything and if Roy won't give me one I've got a potent man right here. OH MY GOSH RIZA YOUR DRUNK!' She shook her head then she thought again 'No one needs to know'
Edward got out of the shower and dried off then put his pants on and towel dried his hair then he opened the door and walked into the living room. He saw Hawkeye laying across the couch in a skirt split all the way up the side, her hair was down and there were about twenty candles lit.
"Uh, Lieutenant what's going on? He asked trying to adjust his eyes to the candle light.
She looked over "Edward join me for a drink you told me to let loose."
He noticed the empty whiskey bottle and the half drank bottle of wine "I think you've had enough for both of us and quite a few more people" he walked farther into the room.
She got up and walked over to him pushing him into the wall "I've got a proposition for you Edward."
"And what's that?" He asked trying not to touch her.
"Call me Riza.' she said running her hands over his bare chest.
"Uh Lieutenant….Riza what are you doing?" he took her hands and pushed her gently into a chair at the table.
She looked directly into his eyes " Edward I want a child and Roy is never going to love me all he cares about is climbing the success ladder and power. But you Edward are a perfect choice you can teach me. I've been saving myself for Roy but that's never going to happen." She grabbed the back of Edwards neck and pulled his lips to hers.
Edward pushed backwards and landed on the floor on his back as she got up then stooped down and straddled his lap.
"Lieutenant I mean Riza you're drunk and I don't want to take advantage of you." he pushed her to the side and flipped his legs over his head and stood up.
"I just want a child Edward no one needs to know" she stepped towards him.
"Lieutenant how many people have gold hair and gold eyes I'm sure someone would figure it out." He stepped backwards and fell on the couch.
She walked over and straddled his lap again" Edward my biological clock has almost stopped" she began kissing his neck then leaned back and whispered "Help a woman out."
Edward was shocked "LIEUTENANT I'M SURE YOUR CLOCK HAS A LOT MORE TICKS IN IT!" struggling against her grasp he got an idea ' This better work or I'm in serious trouble' he thought.
"Heey Rizzza" he said in a sexy low voice "Why don't you go slip into something more comfortable and when you come back I'll give you what you want."
Hawkeye starred at him and smiled "You would do this for me Edward?"
Edward reluctantly answered "Yeees"
Hawkeye got up and started for the bathroom taking her shirt off along the way.
Edward grabbed the phone and dialed " Come on answer you selfish bastard."
"Roy Mustang" He said snuggly answering the phone.
" Listen up you damn fool and answer me truthfully. Do you love the Lieutenant? Cause if you do your ass better be here in five minutes. Because she's drunk and on the prowl and I'm the rabbit in her trap. So if you don't want me sleeping with her your ass better already be in the car." Edward slammed the phone down.
Just then Hawkeye appeared in the doorway wearing a black negligee "Edwaaard I'm back." raising her arms over her head. Then she walked towards him as she came towards him he stood up and she pushed him back on the couch and straddled him again.
"Riza don't you think I should have a drink first?" He was stalling for time 'If Mustang doesn't come I'm in big trouble' he thought to himself.
"If you want one I'll have another too." she poured the drinks and handed Edward his and she clanked the glasses together " Bottoms up" she downed hers and turned to him "Now what?"
Edward swallowed hard and tried to sip his drink. He went to get up and she jumped on his back and they both went crashing to the floor.
He rolled over and Hawkeye straddled his chest and bent down and began kissing his neck as Edwards eyes rolled back into his head ' OH MY GOD! Mustang hurry up or I'm done' he thought.
All he heard was the thud, thud, thud coming through the floor then it got closer and all of a sudden the door came open with a CRASH!
"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE FULLMETAL?" Mustangs eye got wide at the sight of Hawkeye straddling Edward on the floor.
She looked up "Oh hi Roy what are you doing here?"
Edward pushed her gently to the side and stood up and faced Mustang "Look she saved herself for you but you're a lagging asshole." Just then Hawkeye sniffed Edwards arm.
"God I love the smell of metal and oil it reminds me of cleaning my gun." she grabbed him "What a turn on Edward!" then she stuck her tongue in his ear.
Edward slapped Mustang "DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM? She loves you and you must love her cause you're here. Her tongues in my ear and I'm engaged that's a big problem. So give me your keys and get in here and do something you should have done a long time ago."
Mustang handed Edward his keys "Now what?"
Edward laughed "If you don't know what to do maybe I should have handled it for you, YOU DUMBASS! GOD YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT!" Edward mumbled as he went down the hall "Geez how do you find your own dick? How did you ever make it up the career ladder?" He face palmed as he descended the stairs.
Edward woke up hours later in Mustangs car "Damn it's cold" he got out and looked up at the apartment window "Well hopefully they've talked or something."
Walking up the stairs and to the door he opened it and stuck his head in to his surprise no one was around. So he headed for the kitchen pulling some juice out and a cup then he poured some and took a sip.
He was startled by the voice behind him " Oh hey Fullmetal" he turned and nearly spit his juice out. There was Mustang in Hawkeye's robe his hair messed up and smoking a cigarette.
"Ahh! General you look well" He said trying not to burst out laughing.
Just then Hawkeye emerged from the room "Oh Roooy Where are y-" she looked at Edward " Oh hi."
Edward waved his hand at her "Hi"
" Listen Edward about earlier I'm really sor-" He cut her off.
"It's fine glad I could help" as he walked past both of them and stopped and turned around.
Mustang smacked Hawkeye's ass as he walked towards the room "Are you joining me again?"
Hawkeye gave Edward a big hug and whispered in his ear "Thank you Edward." Then she followed Mustang like a giddy school girl into the room.
Edward sighed " Boy what I have to do sometimes to save my own ass." Then he walked to the room "This is why people shouldn't drink" He fell on the bed and passed out.
No one even noticed the strange man that was watching all this take place through the window "Well looks like I have another rabbit to spring my trap on" he said watching all the chaos between Hawkeye and Edward then the situation with Mustang "She's a frisky one too." he laughed as he turned and walked away.
Edward cracked his eyes open and looked around the room then he looked at the clock. It was ten thirty he sat up and put his feet on the floor and rubbed his head. "See what happens when you help people out you loose sleep." The smell of something delicious caught his nostrils " Man I'm hungry." He got up and walked down the hall to the kitchen.
There he was met by the sight of Mustang in Hawkeye's blue robe again making breakfast. Edward rubbed his eyes many times hoping the site would disappear.
Hawkeye walked in "Well hello sleepy head we thought you were going to sleep all day."
Edward starred at Mustang "If I knew he was wearing that I would have."
"What Fullmetal blues not my color?" Mustang was looking himself up and down.
"Not baby blue" Edward cracked a grin and walked to the table "So General did you give her that baby she wanted?"
Hawkeye nearly spit her coffee out and Mustang just smiled a devious smile "I guess only time will tell."
Edward reached for the3 bottle of medication to take his pills "Shouldn't you two be at work?"
Mustang put the food on the table " Were going in late right sweet cheeks?" he smacked her ass.
She gave him a stern look " I told you Roy you only call me that in private."
Edward almost spit his eggs out "Wow and just think you two could have been together years ago but it took someone like me to make you realize it."
"Mustang glared at Edward " Well Fullmetal it was the thought of her sleeping with you that disturbed me."
"WHAT YOU DON'T THINK SHE FOUND ME STUDLY?" Edward jumped up then he thought for a minute "See Lieutenant you should have got drunk and hornier than hell years ago." he ducked as a plate flew by his head. "But in all seriousness I love you both and I'm glad your finally together." He got up and walked away.
Mustang turned to Hawkeye "You know the runt has a point."
"What your saying I should have came to work drunk?"
Mustang cracked a grin "AND DON'T FORGET HORNIER THAN HELL!"
A few hours later Mustang and Hawkeye were on their way to work. They decided since it was such a nice day they would walk. Not to mention they needed to talk about some things.
They were discussing the kidnapper on their walk. Hawkeye was behind Mustang as she stopped to look at the things displayed in the shop windows.
Mustang asked her "So Hawkeye where do you think he'll strike next?" He was waiting for an answer but there was none. He turned around "Riza?" he looked around and she was no where to be found "Riza you know I hate it when you do sniper things I can never find you."
That's when he noticed the holster on the ground and walked over to pick it up "RIZA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" that's when it hit him something left behind.
"RIZA!" he took off running trying to find her asking everyone he came across if they saw her but no one had.
He ran all the way to Central and called Edward to see if she forgot something at home. Edward said he hadn't seen her since they left. Mustang was at his wits end with worry now his subordinate slash girlfriend was missing and he thought the worst she was a blonde and something was left behind "DAMN IT!" slamming his hands on the desk "I will find you."