Derpy and Pinkie galloped all the way to Rainbow Dash's cloud. Derpy flew up, wearing the sunglasses and carrying Pinkie with both hooves, flapping her wings to stay up.

They found Rainbow Dash asleep on her cloud, snoring softly. Derpy and Pinkie got closer until Derpy spoke.

"Rainbow Dash loooook!"

Rainbow Dash awoke slowly and yawned. The first thing she notices upon waking up is that Derpy is wearing her sunglasses.

Derpy smiled. "Duh, Winni-"

"My sunglasses!" said Rainbow Dash, taking them and examining them. They seemed fine.

"Where'd you find them?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"They were at Vinyl's house!" said Pinkie happily, still being carried by Derpy.

"Oh..." said Rainbow Dash, "I should have checked there."

She facehooved and gave Derpy her fifty bits. When she received them, Derpy smiled widely.

"I AM a great detective! Thanks, Rainbow Dash!"

She let go of Pinkie and gave Rainbow Dash a big hug. Pinkie landed below with a thud, in a daze.

"I'm gonna buy pants now!" exclaimed Derpy, flying off into town. Rainbow Dash put her sunglasses on and relaxed, content.

"Aw, I wanted to do more detective stuff!" said Pinkie below.

Note Pad walked through town square, not sure what to do. Take the week off, his boss said. And do what? Ponyville was boring. There was never any action or excitement.

He walked on until he saw a grey pegasus flying haphazardly around.

"What the hell?"

The mare flew in circles until she nosedived and headed straight for him.

"Oh cra-"

SLAM!

Derpy had no idea what happened or what went wrong. She was flying towards a clothing store when her vision distorted as usual. However this time, there was a groaning stallion under her.

"Get. Off." he said.

She got up off of him. "Oh, sorry mister! I wasn't watching where I was going..."

He checked his face. Still had his sunglasses on. He dusted himself off and immediately noticed her abnormal eyes.

"Why are your eyes like that?" he asked, mentioning her crossed eyes.

"Oh, well..."

"Actually, why did you fly into me?" he asked, slightly more annoyed.

"Sorry..."

He rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses.

"Hey, I don't think I've ever seen you before..." said Derpy. Yeah, he was definitely new to Ponyville.

"I'm here from Manehattan. A vacation, really..."

"Really, what's your job?"

Never tell anypony you're a detective.

"I work with... paperwork."

"Okay!" said Derpy, accepting the vague answer.

"Right, well I should get going." he said, turning to leave.

"Wait!" said Derpy, "What's your name?"

She's so annoying...

"Note Pad." he said.

"My name is Derpy!" she said, beaming.

Of course it is...

He nodded slowly in understanding before leaving her, walking to get as far away from her as possible.

Derpy smiled and entered the clothing store, and minutes later left with the greatest and most comfortable pants she had ever seen.

The brown, jean-like pants were comfortable and fit greatly on the yellow-eyed mare. She posed, briefly showing the lower parts of it, which wrap snugly over her haunches. Its button was a brilliant bronze, snapping with a satisfying noise. Giggling, she flew up in them, it's flexibility and dark-brown belt holding it together. Two front pockets for holding bits and the like, and two back pockets for holding her trusty recorder. Stretching her legs, she smiled and fiddled with the zipper, making sure it's dark metal was secure.

"I feel like a million bits!" said Derpy. She took out her recorder and pressed REC.

"Operation Clothe-The-Sexy now complete. Steps two and three: a two-hundred bit watch and a secretary!"

Content and comfortable, she slipped the recorder into her back pocket and went off to tackle her next challenge, ready for Equestria. With pants.

Note Pad relayed the thoughts again in his head.

That mare is crazy.

Seriously, is she insane? And she needs flying lessons.

Pushing the thoughts out of his head, he continued walking through town.

"This is going to be boring as hell..."

Suddenly he felt somepony small tug his tail. Slightly annoyed, he met the sad face of a young filly. Dark blue coat with a purple mane.

"Excuse me sir, have you seen my bracelet?"

"No." he said simply.

"Can you help me look for it please?"

He rubbed his forehead. The last thing he wanted to do on vacation was help a small filly.

"I'm kind of busy. Can't you ask somepony else?"

"I need that bracelet..." she said, starting to cry.

"Ugh... fine, just stop crying. Do you even know where it might be?"

"It might be at the school..."

"Okay fine, just... follow me I guess..."

The small filly brightened up, but his mood wasn't much better. However, at least he had something to do.

The two headed towards the school, intent on finding a missing bracelet.

Author's Note: I need to update more... School is hard ;_;

EDIT: What do you mean I double-posted? No I didn't. You're obviously mistaken.

-Sharky understands why you're upset and doesn't care in the slightest