AN: MERRY CHRISTMAS JACLYNKAILEIGH THESE NEXT ONES ARE FOR YOU! Okay Edward's got a bottle of whiskey and his track record of getting drunk is not good. So let's see what goes on with this whole mess created by him and Winry and their misunderstanding.
I long to go home Chap.10
Someone tapped him on the shoulder "Edward?.. It's me Robert"
Edward looked up "Oh hey."
Robert noticed Edward was kicking shots back like a fish breathed in water "Hey Ed are you okay?"
"Yeah…Yeah." Edward thought for a minute "You know Rob women really SUCK!" he motioned for him to sit down.
"What happened?" Robert knew Edward wasn't happy he actually looked like someone kicked the shit out of him.
"Winry… she threw this at me." he dropped the ring on the table " She thought I was going back to work for the military because the General showed up, but I was telling him I didn't want to go back. She didn't even give me a chance to explain before she laid into me then threw it at me." He was starting to slur his words.
"Edward is that you? I heard you were back." A soft voice asked from behind him.
"Roooose?" Edward tried to focus on her but the liquor was hitting him faster.
"You look well" she paused "Or depressed what's going on?"
Robert looked at her and began to explain what had happened as Edward downed six more shot's during their conversation.
"Whoa buddy you don't want to drink the whole bottle." Robert grabbed the bottle.
"WHAT! Would it do kill me I'm already dead inside." pointing his finger in Robert's face.
"Wow he's really drunk I've never known Edward to drink." Rose said concerned.
As the hours went by Edward, Robert and Rose proceeded to get so drunk to the point he was transmuting things in the bar.
"Heeey R-R-Rob-Robert you wanted to learn how to transmute something right." Edward hiccupped.
"Uh yeeees." Edward handed Robert and Rose another shot.
Rose grabbed the bottle "Come on boys let's go outside" Both of them got up and stumbled outside after her. All of them were falling down drunk Edward was trying to explain alchemy to Robert but they were to drunk.
So he decided to transmute the fountain in the square into an Ed cannon. Then he began to explain about the medium which is the transmutation circle.
"Why don't you use a circle Edward? Robert asked fascinated.
"Because Robert I am the medium I saw the truth and I don't need a circle anymore." then he clapped his hands and touched the wall and sent projectiles into the street.
He grabbed a rock and transmuted a rose and gave it to Rose "Here Rose a rose for a rose."
"Why thank you Edward your so sweet." Rose laughed.
Edward frowned "At least someone thinks so."
" Oh Ed Winry loves you." Robert blurted.
"She has a funny way of showing it." Edward didn't want to talk about it anymore.
"Hey let's go transmute the mayors car into something." Edward smiled a devious smile.
They were out all night coming up with stuff to transmute. Rose suggested they go to her place so they walked on.
The next morning Edward cracked his eyes open and the pain in his head hurt so bad he wanted to cut it off not to mention his vision was blurry. ' Where am I and how did I get here?' he thought and his mouth felt like he ate carpet. He noticed he was in a bed and when he rolled over he was face to face with Rose.
"Oh my god what have I done?" he grabbed the covers and lifted them "Okay my clothes are still on that's a good sign."
"Hey Ed wha'd you say?" Robert's head poked over the side of the bed.
"Robert? Were you involved in this too." Edward couldn't remember a thing that had gone on last night. Rose began to wake up "Uh…. Rose what happened last night?"
"You were amazing Edward." she told him as she stretched.
"WHAT! Oh no this can't be happening." he turned to her "Rose did I sleep with you?"
"Well yes in a way you are in my bed." she smiled.
"NO! I mean did we….Uh." he moved his hands in a provocative way.
"Oooh you mean did we have sex?" she looked at him and smiled "No Edward you were to drunk I didn't want to take advantage of you."
"Then how was I amazing?" he asked confused.
"You should have seen all the things you transmuted last night." she said holding up the rose.
Edward was relieved he really thought he had fucked up big time. But what if he had Winry wouldn't have cared.
They all got up and Rose fixed breakfast Edward didn't want any because his breakfast was another bottle of whiskey. Robert and Rose were really worried about him. Robert decided to call Winry and tell her he wasn't fine.
He picked up the phone and dialed "Hello Rockbell automail" Pinako answered.
Pinako is Winry there?"
"Yes Robert but she hasn't been out of here room since yesterday." Pinako sighed.
"Edward is here with me and a girl named Rose. Were at her house and he's been drinking since yesterday." Robert wanted to tell them to walk through town to see the mess they created last night but he didn't.
"Ed's at Rose's " Pinako didn't see Winry at the top of the stairs "And he's drunk you say." Winry wondered why he was at Rose's "He's been there all night." Winry got another sick feeling 'did he sleep with Rose?' "I'll send someone to get him Robert and thank you." Winry wondered why Robert was calling ' Was he there too? Did they all know what had happened?' she thought as she went back to her room.
"Hawkeye" Pinako said softly "Can you go get Ed? It seems he's been drunk all night and is at Rose's house."
"Yes I'll go" she cocked her gun "He'll listen to me."
"Now Riza we don't want him bleeding again." Mustang said trying to calm her down.
"I'm bringing him back Roy." Hawkeye glared at him.
"Alright go get him." Mustang told her because he knew she was worried so he decided to go with her just in case Edward was really drunk.
They got to Rose's and she let them in and Hawkeye walked into the living room "Edward what are you doing?" he was completely drunk at this point.
"Oh hey lieuten- I mean mama Riza." he walked towards her and looked at her chest "Oh look breasts baby wants to feed." he said making smacking noises with his mouth and she smacked him so hard he flew backwards.
"EDWARD! SNAP OUT OF IT!" She said holding her hand up to stop Mustang from coming through the door.
"I've got this Sir."
Edward was pouting on the floor "I-I-I don't know why I did that I'm sorrrry."
"Maybe because your drunk Edward. Now get up and let me take you home." She walked over to help him up.
He jerked out of her grasp "I have no home anymore."
Robert walked over "Edward I know you think things are all screwed up right now, but I want to tell you give it another chance."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS ROB! Edward yelled.
"YES ED I AM! DO YOU LOVE HER?" Robert yelled back.
Edward fell to the ground and sobbed "With all my heart."
Robert walked over and grabbed his elbow and helped him up "Then go fix this Ed before it's to late."
"Well I did tell her once it was fixable." Edward sniffed and wiped his nose on his sleeve.
"Yes Edward let's go and fix it. Winry has locked herself in her room and she's not eating." Hawkeye explained " She needs you Edward."
Edward looked at them and Mustang nodded to back up what Riza just said.
Edward sighed "So she's not eating that's not good." he stood up "Well I guess I better go shove something down her throat before she get's sick." he said stumbling over the chair.
"No first your going to have coffee." Rose came in carrying a big cup.
They sat there pouring coffee down his throat till he could walk. Then Mustang walked over and bent down in front of Edward.
"Fullmetal I don't ever want to see you like that again or I'll fry you where you stand." he glared at Edward "Understand."
Edward looked at him "Yes General if it's any consolation I feel like hell."
"If you ever talk to Hawkeye like that again you'll look like hell." Mustang turned and walked to the door.
Edward stood up "Let's go see if I can fix this cause I know alchemy won't work on it."
He looked at Robert and Rose "Thanks, I guess it could have been a lot worse without you two."
"Go get her Edward" Rose gave him a thumbs up.
"You can do this Ed." Robert smiled.
As they walked back to the Rockbell house. Edward stopped every few minutes to throw up.
"Quite the punishment huh Fullmetal." Mustang snickered.
"Very funny General." Edward said holding his stomach "This is exactly the way I felt the last time I got drunk only I didn't know it then."
"Well Edward that should show you drinking doesn't solve everything." Hawkeye said sarcastically.
"Like you have room to talk Riza." Edward said remembering one night in particular last week.
When they got to the house Edward walked through the door and was met by Jade "Dad are you okay?" He patted her head.
"Yes my Jade I'm fine." He smiled slightly.
Everyone looked at him and he starred back at them. He was having second thoughts about talking to Winry. But first he needed to brush his teeth and get the carpet out of his mouth.
He came back in the room and looked at everyone "Where is she?"
"In her room she hasn't come out or even ate since yesterday Ed." Pinako said standing aside.
He took a deep breath "Alright" then he walked up the stairs.
