AN: I think Edward is making up for ten years of not having sex and he seems to not care where they do it. Al is considering something outrageous and Hawkeye is giving Mustang a workout.
I long to go home Chap.12
Edward walked out on the porch and saw Al sitting there staring out at the countryside "Hey Al what's the matter?"
"I miss Serene brother." Al sadly said.
Edward sighed and walked over to his brother "I know Al and I'm sorry. If I wouldn't have never went back you would have never followed -"
Al cut him off "Ed it's not your fault. I would have never meet Serene if it weren't for you and I wouldn't have Albert."
Edward noticed a tear running down his brothers face "I remember her smile Al she had a pretty smile it would light up a room."
"Yeah, I know she was beautiful. It's just getting close to that time again."
Edward thought about it then remembered "Albert's birthday" he paused "I'm sorry Al."
"Don't be I'm glad you had Winry to come home to and I'm glad you guys are finally together." Al sighed.
"Mustang walked out "Hey are you guys okay?"
Edward smiled a slight smile "Yeah, Al's just missing his wife. It's getting close to Albert's birthday."
"Yeah and with all you sex maniacs around I feel a little lonely." he said putting his head in his hands.
"Hmmm" Mustang thought for a minute "How about a hooker?"
Edward and Al both looked up "WHAT!"
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? MY BROTHER DOESN'T NEED TO PAY FOR SEX!" Edward yelled as his head enlarged.
"A hooker don't they have diseases?" Al asked curiously.
"Not my sisters my foster mom runs the cleanest house around." Mustang smirked.
'YOUR FOSTER MOM'S A MADAM?" Edward couldn't believe what he was hearing "Boy there's a lot I don't know about you. You must have had quite the childhood."
"You don't know the half of it." He smirked again.
Al was contemplating "Well let me-"Al was cut of by Edward.
"AL! your seriously not considering this are you?" Edward face palmed.
"Hey if he want's to get laid." Mustang snickered.
"SHU'D UP!" Edward yelled "Al think about it!"
" I have been brother and truthfully I need a release. You guy's all have somebody." Al stood up.
"Why don't you wait to meet someone?" Edward wondered why he had to do this now.
"I have the rest of my life to meet someone " he smiled at Mustang "If I hang around you guys any longer I might as well become best friends with my hand."
"AL!" Edward face palmed again.
"Let's do this" Al said confidently.
Edward was in shock but then he thought about it "Alright, I don't like the idea but if it makes you feel better." He looked at Mustang "I want her tested for everything."
"I have just the one in mind." Mustang smiled.
Edward turned around and walked through the door "I can't believe your doing this." he turned to Mustang "You better know what your doing you dumbass."
"Did you just call your superior a dumbass." Mustang asked sternly.
"Well technically your not my superior anymore and doing this yes… you're a dumbass. Here's an idea why don't you run it by mama Riza first…. DUMBASS!"
Mustang got an 'OH SHIT!' look thinking of Riza's face when he told her he was getting Al a hooker.
Edward walked a few steps and was over come with the feeling of not being able to breathe. He grabbed his throat and stumbled into the table gasping for air as he fell to the floor.
Winry hearing the crash along with Hawkeye came running in and saw him on the floor. "EDWARD!" she yelled running to him and bending down.
Hawkeye opened the door "ROY GET IN HERE NOW!"
"Can't….breathe…." he wheezed out trying to take breaths.
"What do we do?" Winry asked helpless looking at everyone. Then Edward lost consciousness.
He watched in terror as he couldn't breath and everything went black. They picked him up and put him on the couch as they all watched him closely. His breathing went back to normal but he was still unconscious.
It was about an hour later when he opened his eyes and saw everyone standing over him. Winry leaned in "Edward are you ok?"
"Yeah I think so" he said softly.
"What happened Fullmetal?" Mustang asked with concern in his voice.
Edward sat up "I-I don't know it felt like someone was strangling me and I couldn't get any air in my lungs."
"Has it ever happened before?" Hawkeye asked handing him a glass off water.
"No….Never." Edward was a little concerned about himself "Did I lose consciousness? I remember everything going black."
Winry hugged him "Don't ever scare me like that again. We have to find out what's going on. What if it happens in front of the kids? They'll freak."
Edward closed his eyes in her embrace he knew she was right and he didn't want to feel that helpless again "I know but that involves a trip to central and the hospital."
"Then it's settled you guys are coming back with us tomorrow to have him checked out." Mustang said insistently.
Al smiled a huge smile "I'm coming too there's something I want to take care of."
Edward looked at him then Hawkeye "Uh, I hate to be the bubble bursting weasel of the group but has the General told you what he's going to do for Al."
Mustang was waving his hands back and forth in front of him shaking his head no. Hawkeye's eyes squinted as she turned her head slowly towards him "No he hasn't" she them turned all the way around to face him "Roy what are you going to do for him?"
Al smiled and said excitedly "HE'S GETTING ME A HOOKER!"
Both Winry and Hawkeye mouths hit the ground "WHAT!" Hawkeye glared at Mustang "THE HELL YOU ARE!."
"Edward did you agree to this?" Winry asked.
"I told him he was out of his fricken mind but you know Al when his minds made up." Edward shrugged his shoulders.
Al walked over and put his head on Riza's shoulder "Pleeease mama Riza I need some love even if it's for a night."
She looked at his big gold eyes and sighed "Ahhh all of you are going to drive me crazy. I guess I can't stop you." she glared at Mustang "I'll deal with you later."
Hawkeye turned and walked out as Mustang gave Edward a 'I'm going to kill you' look.
Edward smiled as he leaned back out of Winry's hug "I'm ok now Winry."
She didn't want to let him go it had scared her so much seeing him like that. She didn't know what she would do if anything happened to him after getting him back.
She looked into his eyes "Are you sure your ok?" he didn't want her to know how much it scared him.
"Yeah I'm sure" He had to find out what was causing this. It was the first time anything like this had ever happened, But he had noticed while sparing with Jade he had gotten a little short of more than usual.
"I want you to take it easy today Edward." Winry commanded him.
He gave her a seductive grin "Well I will but only if you spend the day in bed with me."
She giggled a little "Ed…ward I said rest."
Al groaned and shook his head "Oh my gosh are you guys trying to drive me crazy aren't you?"
Edward turned and sarcastically "Well she wants me to rest" he looked at Winry "And I'm not spending the whole day in there by myself." He gave Winry a wink.
Mustang looked at Edward "You do what your going to do I'm going to go find Riza" He gave Edward a devious grin "And apologize" with that he started for the door.
Edward yelled after him "You do that General" Edward raised an eyebrow "Because I don't like to see her upset AND SHE WANT'S THAT BABY!" Mustang waved back over his shoulder.
Al turned to Edward and Winry " I'm going down to the river to study and then I want to go to the cemetery. So you two have about three hours to get your REST on." and he walked out.
Edward reached out and grabbed Winry's hand "Come here" as he pulled her down on his lap in a straddling position "You heard him we need to get our rest on." he said rubbing her knees that were on each side of him.
He pulled her down to his lips "Should we be doing this?" She asked in between kisses.
Edward smiled up at her "Yeah I'm resting remember." He began to run his hands under her shirt as he lifted it and began kissing her breasts.
"Edward we can't do this what if someone comes in?" She asked looking around.
"Where's your sense of adventure Winry?" he asked in between kissing her chest.
"Oooh Ed that feels so good." she said moaning moving back and forth on his lap as he got aroused by her movement.
"Your drive me crazy Winry" He said reaching down and unbuttoning his pants and pushing them past his hips. Then he reached under her skirt and massaged her till she became wet and he pushed into her.
She didn't know if it was such a good idea to be having sex in the chair in the living room, but at this point she really didn't care as she moved up and down on him.
He watched her face and the expressions of erotic pleasure she was feeling and he knew why he had waited ten years and he knew he would have waited his whole life to have her again even if he only had her that one time because she was the only women he had ever truly wanted. No other woman could turn him on like she did as he watched her come to a state of pleasure and release he knew he had always truly loved only her.
She was convulsing on him as she fell against his chest "Ahhh Edward" she said softly.
Just then he grabbed her hips and began thrusting faster as both of them ended again together. Edward lifted her head to look in his eyes "I don't ever want anyone but you."
"I….love….you…Edward" she whispered out of breath.
"I love you so much Winry" he told her then he noticed the people standing in the doorway.
"Well, are we interrupting something?" Pinako said covering the girls eyes "Thank god Albert stayed outside."
"Uh, you guys are home early" Edward said fumbling with Winry's skirt and trying to get his pants back up.
"It's nice to see you guy's made up but you could have done that upstairs." She said still covering the girls eyes.
"Your right granny we're sorry." Winry said trying to get off his lap.
"I'm not" Edward said smiling a huge smile.
"That's great Ed now can you get yourself situated so the girls can talk to you? They have something to ask you." Pinako asked telling the girls to turn around with her. When they did Winry smacked him.
"Your lucky I don't have a wrench handy anymore" she went to walk off.
He buttoned his pants and grabbed her around the waist and pulled her to him " You wouldn't hit me with it anyway because you enjoyed it as much as me." then he kissed her.
The girls turned to see him kissing Winry and gave each other a thumbs up.
Edward let Winry go and turned around " Now what do my girls want to talk to me about?" he asked as they led him outside.
"Well dear I see you and Ed are working things out." Pinako took a puff off her pipe.
"Yes granny we are." she smiled then got a serious look on her face.
Pinako noticed it "What's wrong Winry?"
"Ed had an episode this morning and to tell you the truth granny it scared me to death. He couldn't breathe and he lost consciousness for about an hour." she wrapped her arms around herself "Granny I don't what I'd do if anything happened to him."
"So what did you do dear?" Pinako asked giving her a sly look.
"I told him to rest today." Winry gave her a confused look.
"So what we walked in on was him resting….huh?" The older woman smiled a slight smile.
Winry started fidgeting "Well he didn't want to rest alone and uh, he started-"
Pinako put her hand up and cut her off "I don't need to know you guys are consenting adults and you have been away form each other for ten years. I guess it's only natural to make up for lost time."
Outside Edward sat down in a chair while both girls stood in front of him "So what's on your minds girls?"
Jade spoke first pointing to her sister "Crystal want's to learn martial arts."
Crystal pointed to Jade " Jade wants to learn alchemy."
They both pointed to Edward and together " We both want a baby brother." Jade followed it with " Not that Albert's not great but we want a baby to play with."
Albert walked up "Yeah a baby would be cool to play with."
They all stared at Edward as he put his hand to his chin "Hmmm….Well" he pointed to Jade "Yes I can do that." Then he looked at Crystal "And I can do that too." The he paused as he thought for a second and smiled at them "And the brother I'm working on okay."
They both jumped forward and hugged him and together "Thanks dad." Albert hugged him too not knowing why but he said thank you too.
Edward started to chuckle "Okay go play you guys…..Oh and girls when we go to Central tomorrow I'll take you to the library. They have a lot of books on alchemy."
Edward walked back into the house and Pinako turned to him "Ed are you okay? What's going on? Winry told me what happened."
Edward looked at the old woman "I don't know granny but hopefully the people at the hospital can tell me more."
Pinako turned to walk out "Oh! and Ed try not to have sex anywhere but the bedroom from now on. I know it's only natural to want to screw your brains out after ten years."
Edward just stared at her then laughed "Yes granny." he always liked her upfront colorful descriptions.
"And where is Hawkeye and Mustang?" she asked looking around.
Edward pointed out the window "Probably out somewhere screwing their brains out. Hawkeye wants a baby."
"And Al where's he at?" She asked blowing her smoke out.
Edward laughed "Well with as much as we've all been screwing he's probably wanting to blow his brains out."
"Oh my Ed I'm going to slug you in a minute." Pinako stared at him.
"ED!" Winry yelled " No granny he went to the cemetery." She said smacking Edward on the shoulder.