DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR GANGNAM STYLE. I ONLY OWN MY OC, Lumena, WHILE MY FRIEND OWNS HER OC, Kryoto
South Korea P.O.V.
I am a pervert; I admit it, perverted-ness was made in Korea da-ze. I try to grab China's and Japan's boobs on a daily basis da-ze, and even if I get beaten up afterward, I usually never feel bad about it. I have never felt bad about grabbing someone's boobs until today. I had been invited to a party today, a party that a ton of countries, with humans mixed in, was invited too da-ze! I was excited, but only for one reason; China was going to be at that party da-ze! China, my big brother, my idol, and the one who beat me up constantly with his wok for grabbing his boobs, was coming to one of the hottest parties of the year da-ze! Great reason for going right?
Maybe I can get him drunk and convince him to dress in drag da-ze…I thought to myself as I waited for the door to open. I was probably standing too close to it because it flung itself open, smacking me dead-on in the face, causing a very large nose bleed. I grabbed some tissues from a random tissue box as I came in, my red and blue t-shirt stained so that it looked completely red.
Well, now I can look like I'm supporting China da-ze I thought, zoning out for a few seconds before immediately going to the dance floor, because that's just what I do. I danced like everyone else for an hour or so before they started playing my favorite song: Gangnam Style. When that song came on, I led everyone else in the dance that I can say was made from Korea without getting hit. The DJ was so nice that he played the song a couple more times, and by the time we were done I was sitting on a barstool, panting and tired from dancing.
I ordered some bottled water and watched the bartender as she grabbed it from a mini-fridge and passed it to me, making sure she didn't put anything in it like she did with Romano (Lulu: Yes, everyone knows what happened with Romano, and Spain was none too happy about it…). I drank the whole bottle in one gulp and realized that this water tasted a little funny. I looked at the label.
"'Vodka, Russian Water' da-ze" I read aloud, trying to keep my vision clear, which was hard when you've got a full bottle of vodka in your system.
Crap, the idiot bartender gave me the wrong drink…oh well da-ze, it's not like it can get any worse I thought. I really shouldn't have thought that, because someone grabbed me from my barstool and dragged me by the hand, pulling me away from the party! At first I thought it was China because the person had long hair, but as I stared at the person more and more, I realized their hair was way longer than my elder brother's and after a few moments, I was able to tell the person dragging me was a she. I recognized the girl as Kryoto and took a few moments to study her a bit, though it was difficult since my vision was really blurry; her long ink black hair was currently tied in pigtails by two teal ribbons, her skin was fair, and her eyes were yellow and cat-like (Lulu: in K-chan's country, yellow eyes are common). (Kryo- note, I actually do have a really odd pigment in my eyes that makes them a yellow color rather than hazel.)
Kryoto suddenly stopped, causing me to crash into her and fall back, somehow not taking her with me. Two other girls were next to us, carrying someone else with them. There was a door in front of us that swung open, which somehow only succeeded in hitting me in the face as everyone else was smart enough to take a step back. Someone behind me shoved a box of tissues into my hands and pushed me into the closet with someone else, effectively locking the door behind them as they left us without explanation. I pulled out some of the tissues from the box and stuffed them into my bleeding nose before trying to identify the person next to me. She seemed familiar…
Light colored short hair, blue eyes, large boobs…wait large boobs?! I paused in my thoughts when I saw that I was stuck in a closet with a woman who had really big boobs. After a few moments, I thought of something devilish da-ze.
Suddenly, without warning, I grabbed the woman's boobs. I heard the woman scream…and that was when I realized where I had seen her before; she was Ukraine, Russia's older sister!
Oh shit da-ze… I thought before I was punched in the face, increasing the amount of blood spurting from my nose while at the same time leaving a big red mark where the punch had been thrown. After that first punch came another punch, then another, and then another…basically, I was punched about twenty times before Ukraine decided to stop.
"You are a sick pervert and I never wish to ever see you again!" Ukraine exclaimed before deciding to continue to use me as a punching. This was strange behavior for Ukraine; usually she was a sweet girl who could barely land a decent hit, but something about grabbing her boobs just made her go…nuts. Completely and utterly nut! Also her words made me realize something, something that made me completely sober up; I am a pervert. No matter how many times I tried to deny it, it was true; I am a pervert. This realization stung more than any injuries I got ever could, so I decided to just let her beat me up. There were a lot of punches and kicks and I tried not to count how many times I got kneed in the crotch, though I knew it was way more than just once.
After being beaten and bruised for a while, I heard the door unlock swing open…smashing into my face again, for the third time in a row. Ukraine rushed out as soon as the door was open, being wrapped up in Russia's arms (Lulu: Sia, you really should quit inviting Russia to the times when we drag people to the closet, Sia: No) and I was dragged out by the strange white-haired girl that I had recognized from the invitation. I was ashamed by things I couldn't identify and tried not to look at her, but she showed no anger as she led me to the bathroom at the end of the hall, cleaning up the more visible injuries.
"Remove your shirt please." Lumena said in an emotionless tone. I blushed as I removed it, and then felt Lumena wrap a lot of bandages around injures that I didn't look at. When all the injuries were properly wrapped, I put my shirt back on and went back to the party. Japan saw the bandages on my face and seemed a bit worried about them, but kept his cool and didn't ask about it.
"Japan…" I said, pride still stinging from Ukraine's words.
"Hai?" Japan asked.
"I think I'm a pervert da-ze." Japan didn't seem shocked by this and patted my back in one of those reassuring ways you see in anime.
"I know, Korea, Everyone has for a long time." This made me even more upset.
Japan tried to comfort me for a few hours but I only felt better when someone pushed me onto the dance floor just in time for me to hear the DJ play Gangnam Style again for the tenth time. Screw sadness, I'm dancing the night away!
SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN ROUND 1 COUPLE #3: South KoreaxUkraine. This couple amused me, but I don't know Korea very well, so sorry if it sucked!
Random Fan: Why did you say that Korea is a pervert?
Lulu: If you didn't know that South Korea is a pervert, try reading the Hetalia manga again or actually paying attention to someone dancing Gangnam Style. You will see what I mean someday, but for now i must apologize to anyone offended by this. I'm sorry people of South Korea and I'm sorry lovers of the Gangnam Style.
Other Random Fan: Why did you make Ukraine beat him up?
Lulu: If someone you barely knew was grabbing at your boobs, wouldn't you want to beat them up?
Kryo- love that song...so much...
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