Chapter 3: Blackout

Laughter is echoing through the halls around the underground lab of Zim's base. It's been almost 2 weeks since he saw that movie "Avatar", and he couldn't get it out of his mind. How you keys on his keyboard from his enormous computer. Zim about how would she feel, how would his love-pig would react. He made sure his plan is perfect, he made sure everything was already sets ready to go. In his mind he thought if she didn't say no, he reached himself that he the Almighty Invader Zim will have to use force. After pounding down a few more keys on his computer. He turned around looking at a container tube that was filled green liquid. He walked over towards it and places three fingered hand upon it. And give a small loving sign.

Zim: (lovingly and still being determined) my love-pig, my sweet little magical witch. If you say no, it's only for the better. Not just for you my love. But for the both of us. Janet….. (he whispered to himself, still three fingered hand on the glass tube and the other holding his stomach. Where his Squiggly Spooch supposed to be.) I love you. I never want you but I do. I now Irken were not supposed to feel. But I just can't help. (and for some reason a small tear course down his face, his head looking up at the glass tube.) I do love you Janet Bule. (then turn his head away from the glass, slowly walked away signed only crying.) Irk dammit, why is it so hard to say. Why, why is it so hard. And I really that stubborn. (he shook his head) anyway time to make my plan of reality.

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Far-off in the city. It was a huge line and building called "coffee shakers". Shouting on the top of her lungs different orders and telling other orders that are done. Janet was running back and forth working her ass-off. Sweat pouring down and she poured iced coffee. The yelling whatever had that order and working on the next one. One the of all she know her coworker friend was helping her as well. She was behind the cash register while Janet was making the drinks and handing out small cakes. It is not like she needed the job she had to pay back some surgeons small goblins were just in her way. She needed to make about $300. She working there since the beginning of summer, one thing of all her best friend who she sometimes hates because it was so annoying and aggravating unsociable hates the world and playing to destroy it alien boyfriend. She got ready to hand out the next order to next customer. Since the place was crowded she had a yell out the name that was written on the order.

Janet: (yelling out of the top of her lungs and not caring who's iced coffee it was) iced latte to: Janet please break up with that no good alien boyfriend and go for the Dib of your dreams. (she generally last part is the last part sad: "I love you Dib." Which probably was a trick that she contrasts that she loved him. But she didn't and that's why she didn't say.)

Dib: (yelling at Janet) say the last part and will get my order.

Janet was very angry I wasn't really in the mood. She gave Dib an evil glare and a look that probably would say "gets your ass over here now." Dib shrugged, and walked over to the counter.

Dib: (grinning) so what you think of my little note?

Janet: (ignoring him because she was not really in the mood, and checking out for Dib) that would be $300 please. (she gave him a dirty smart)

Dib: (startled) what? The coffee costs 3.50 not 300.

Janet: (mocking voice) will I need the money and I say what goes around here.

Dib: (feeling worried) is your rent due?, is Zim bribing you?, why do you need it so badly?

Janet: (glaring at him) my rents not do and it's nothing to do with Zim. And there is none of your business.

Dib: (just shook his head and decided to give her 100.) technically that's for seeing the name out loud.

Janet: (smile) even I sometimes treat you like crap, so treat me like a good friend would. Even if there is no questions to be answered.

Dib: (nodded) yeah, it kind of reminds me of my sister without beating.
One of Janet's coworkers yelled at her: "it's time for your break."

Janet: (screening of the top of her lungs, her fists up in the air.) think God! ( jumped over the counter right in front of Dib, and ran out the door. Dib follow right behind, thinking to himself "she's really have to tell me it's okay. The leaves are really want to have a nice conversation with her today." They walked over to one of the little tables that were outside of the shop. Janet tried to open one of the umbrellas that was the center of the table. She succeeded opened it that way she could have some shade. She sat down on one of the chairs and Dib was sitting across from sipping coolie from his ice coffee. It was a beautiful day out the sun was shining. It was kind of hot out, enough probably to go to the beach or run around from the sprinklers. Or just have a paranormal investigator who has no idea his best friend is a witch. Enjoying the little things in life, while he watches her relax not thinking the care of the world of their planet Earth. At this moment Dib and Janet thoughts themselves even if not with each other nothing can ruin this relaxing from the summer cool breeze moment no one could…. Except. Janet peek her eye open just a small share, and saw the familiar green figure heading towards them both. Janet closed her eyes relaxed one more time. Then she spoke in an exhausting voice.) what do you want Zim? (not really realizing that now Zim was in front of her)

Dib: (feeling angry that he can never have a quiet moment with the girl he truly thought he had loved her) yes! Zim what is it.

Zim: (glaring at Dib, and turned his head to Janet. He spoke in a sweet carrying voice) You didn't call me.

Dib gag from his drink, he couldn't believe what he just said or the way he said it. For some reason it scared the living crap out of him almost shit, but not fully. And just stared at him amazed of the uncharacteristic way Zim was acting. Janet slowly opened her eyes, and looked right into was fake Violet blue eyes of her alien boyfriend. And notice how loving and pleasing he looked. She thought to herself "oh my God look so cute and adorable….. All right when he wants now." Thinking when he is acting or look that he was trying to plod. Was not going to work on a clever witch such as yourself.

Janet: (feeling guilty) I'm sorry Zim…. I thought you would be really busy. And between that I'm also busy to, I have a job you know.

Zim: (his eyes widened, hearing the word job clinches his brain.) what kind of the job?

Janet: (being honest) serving filthy humans drinks, and at their stupid shit. (she thought to herself quickly that this will make her alien boyfriend have a good hearty laugh. And it did.)

Zim: (now I'm dying down his laughter, and start being very superior like always) one you don't have to have that filthy human job any longer. Because you and I are going on vacation.

Janet: (raised brow) but invaders don't take vacations. What the hell is going on?

Zim: (nodding) yes I know, that invaders never take breaks or vacations. But I'm different kind of invader. (Dib was now curious from this conversation. He thought to himself that this could be Zim's evil plan. He remembered a couple weeks ago he was laughing maliciously when he was walking out from a movie theater. But whatever he was poling, he was going to stop him.)(Zim still continuing) but I feel bad, that we haven't spent that much time together. (down at his feet swaying it back and forth) that is why Zim has decided that we should go on vacation just the two of us. (Janet raised her head up looking straight dead in shock from her alien boyfriend.) (still continuing) there will be no Gir, and no Dib-human. Just you and the Almighty Zim. (next moment he got down on one knee and holding his love-pig's hand.) so what do you say?

Janet had no idea what to say, she is standard at the desperate little alien that she's surely love. But she realize it could be two things. One he really does one spend time with her and not care what his mission whatsoever. Or it's some kind of track, once again try to steal her magic. Like he did that one time. But one thing of all she still had to go back to work and she still had to pay back those goblins that she rustled all streets. She looked back straight into his fake eyes and slowly shook her head. She watched Zim slowly frown right in front of her, while hearing Dib's little giddy noises. Of his moment of victory.

Janet: (speaking softly and sweetly to her boyfriend) I'm sorry Zim, how about I hang out with you after work. Maybe we will work on a death ray or something. I think that will be fun… don't you?

Zim: (he nailed his eyes at her but then slowly went back to his suite look) okay! (then he gave Janet a sexy smirk) but before Zim leaves his departure from his love-pig. May I have suites loving kiss? (now Janet could not say no to that. They both sexually slowly tongue kiss. Both lips locked a deep embrace. As both tongues fighting for dominance suddenly Janet felt something inside Zim's cavity. It kind of felt like a small little glass vial. Janet's eyes widened to realize what could happen next. But the kiss was too good. Zim grabbed the vial that was in his cavity with his tongue and gently cracked it with his teeth important as substance inside his lovers mouth. Without hesitating or struggle from their embrace kiss. Suddenly Janet's eyes begin to flutter and slowly drifted off. Then without hesitation she blacked out.