I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
This is the first chapter of my fourth fanfic. In advance sorry for anyone ooc, mistakes or confusions. This takes place after the Fourth Shinobi World War. As of now it is not romantic and I don't know if it will be. Just two friends conversing on an important topic. Rating may change in the future. Actions. 'Thoughts'. "Speech". Emphasis.
WARNINGS: The s-word, also meaning poop, is said once, there is mentions of drinking alcohol, mentions of slight intoxication, mentions of boobies, the w-word that sounds like horse, minus the s is said once and the h-word meaning where the devil lives is said once. If I missed anything I apologize and I hope I haven't polluted your minds.
Summary: After the Fourth Shinobi World War Konoha experienced a time of peace. All of the Five Great Nations signed a peace treaty and became allies of one another. Friendships blossomed and loved filled the air, for almost everyone.
I Need To Do What?
In the Godaime's office, Hatake Kakashi waits patiently for his reason of being summoned. He has a lazy look in his eye and his hands are in his pocket.
"Hokage-Sama?", he questions her silence.
"Buy me a drink tonight, Kakashi?", she asks.
It's a question, but sounds more like a command. The silver-haired genius knows better than to reject her request.
"Of course", he responds. 'I always do anyways 'cause you never pay for shit!', he thinks.
"I have something I want to talk to you about", she tells him.
At this he raises an eyebrow.
'What is it now? I could've sworn I turned in all of my mission reports and they were pretty neat , if you ask me'. "Pick you up at 8?".
"As always", she replies and he poofs away.
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At Tsunade's favorite bar, Kakashi sits across from her in a booth. A waiter appears at the Hokage's side.
"Two regulars please", she tells him.
He nods and quickly returns with two bottles of sake and two small glasses. The man places one of each in front of Tsunade and the others in front of Kakashi.
He bows and leaves, but not before saying, "I hope you enjoy your night".
The copy-cat ninja follows the man with his eye until he turns a corner.
"He only gave you good service because you're his leader", he tells her.
She pours herself a shot and looks at the ninja in front of her.
"How do you know he didn't just like my boobs?".
"That's a cliché".
"Oh yeah?", she asks raising the liquid up to her lips.
Kakashi pours his own drink. He lowers his mask and takes the shot. The liquid burns his throat, but only for a while.
His gaze averts down, slightly as he tells her, "Everyone likes your boobs".
She rolls her eyes.
"So what did you want to talk to me about?", he asks.
He watches her pour another glass and he does the same.
"Why don't you tell me about your day first", she suggests and raises her glass to cheer.
Her Shinobi sighs and proceeds to do so.
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When the alcohol causes Kakashi to loosen up a bit, Tsunade decides to break the ice.
"How old are you, Kakashi?", she asks.
"35. Why?", he responds.
"You've spent most of your life serving and protecting the village and you're still quite young", she tells him.
"Thank you captain obvious", he says, obviously due to the considerable amount of alcohol in his system.
She lets his sly remark go.
"Do you have a girlfriend?", she asks.
"Hell no! Women are all gold-digging whores. They always want men to buy them stuff and get mad at the stupidest things. Then they think it's okay for them to beat men up whenever they see fit", he replies.
Tsunade's nostrils start flaring and a vein starts bulging at the top of her forehead. Her hands turn into fists and she clenches her teeth.
"hm?", Kakashi questions as he notices the look on her face. "Are you okay?".
"I'm fine", she says through gritted teeth. 'I have half a mind to knock his teeth out right now', she thinks. 'No! I can't. I have to tell him first... Then I can send him to a hospital'. "Kakashi", she says. "Don't you think it's about time you've settled down?".
He cocks his head to the side.
"Huh? What do you mean? I am settled down".
Kakashi refills his glass a brings it up to his lips as he waits for Tsunade's answer. The liquid enters his mouth.
"You need to get married", she tells hi.
He freezes. His cheeks are puffed out, due to the content in his mouth, and he stares at Tsunade.
She stares back wondering, 'What is taking him so long?'.
As Tsunade opens her mouth to speak, Kakashi decides to spit out his drink, into her face.
"Can you repeat that?", he asks.
He watches her open her eyes and spit whatever got into her mouth on the table, before glaring at him. Her teeth begin to show as she growls at him and her hands grip the top of the table to raise herself up. He just puts on his biggest 'My bad' smile.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!".
*****I hope you enjoyed it, thank you for reading and have a nice rest of your day. ('')#('')*****