I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
WARNINGS: The a-word that means butt is said once. Also might be major mistakes in spelling because I used word pad to type and it doesn't have spelling-check. Also sorry for any other mistakes.
Who?What?When?Where?Why?
At a fancy restaurant Tsunade and her soon-to-be husband are situated at a two-person table. The Hokage has on a red dress that matches the color of her nails, but does nothing to cover her immense amount of cleavage and Iruka is wearing a black suit. Her blonde hair is out of its purple ties and is flowing down her back while Iruka has his hair in its usuall style, one ponytail on the back of his head. Classical music is playing in the background.
Iruka places his menu down on the table to look at his date and asks "So? Are you ready to order?"
Lowering her own, Tsunade answers "Well, I've never heard of half of this stuff, but... I guess so."
The brown haired ninja signals a waitor over. The blonde woman orders a drink only, sake, and her partner orders wagyu beef. When their server leaves, the chunin asks "You don't want to eat anything?"
She shrugs.
"Everything is too expensive. I mean one glass of sake is fifty dollars... And I bet they serve it in those wine glasses that have a huge top and a skinny bottom. Then they're gonna fill it like halfway, so basically I'm getting half of a half glass of sake for fifty dollars... I think that's already too much money."
"But place is the best of the best," Iruka responds. 'Well, in this village at least.' "So that means that the sake is worth it."
She places her hands under her chin to hold her head up.
Looking at him, she says "I hope so."
The waitor returns, just in time, with their items. Iruka politely thanks him for his service and Tsunade grasps her sake cup. The waitor leaves to tend to the other customers and she raises her glass up for a cheers.
"Let's hope you're right."
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"Woof!" a dog named Sasha barks.
Annoyed, Kakashi looks at his date. Hana is wearing a green sleeveless dress. Her hair is in a high ponytail with one lock of hair on either side of her face. The red Inuzuka clan tatoos can clearly be seen on her face.
She places her hands under the table and says "Shh! Or they'll throw you out."
Kakashi, who is wearing a nice black suit, is sitting across from her. He covers his face with his hand and sighs.
"Did you have to bring your dog?" he questions the brown haired woman.
"Is there a problem?" she counters, raising an eyebrow.
The copy cat ninja sits up straight.
"Well, we are in a restaurant," he explains to her.
"Yeah, because Ichirakus Ramen Shop is so fancy," she remarks and rolls her eyes.
"Touché," Kakashi responds.
Sasha starts whining.
"And what is taking the food so long?"
She comforts her pet under the table.
"Sasha is starving."
"Are you really going to make me pay for a dog?" he asks.
Hana looks at him.
"Well, I'm not going to eat this garbage... I'm on a diet."
Kakashi looks her up and down.
"Right."
Sasha barks, again.
"Shh!" Hana tells her.
"You might as well just take it out," Kakashi suggests. "I'm pretty sure everyone already knows that it's in here."
"It is a girl," Hana corrects him.
He raises his hands up in defense.
"My bad!" 'What is taking Ayame so long?' Hatake thinks. 'The sooner she gets here, the sooner I can take Miss PMS home.'
"Here you are!" said waitor tells the couple as she brings them their orders.
Kakashi watches as she places them on the table. On the opposite side of the table a white, hairy tail is wagging, the table cloth doing nothing to stop it.
"Thank you," Hana sweetly says.
Kakashi nods at teir server and she responds "Enjoy the rest of your night!"
As soon as Ayame disappears in the kitchen, Kakashi watches as his date places her bowl of ramen on the floor and sighs.
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Tsunade empties her glass and Iruka finishes his meal.
"Let's not waste anymore time," she tells him. "The only reason I agreed to marry you was so that Kakashi would marry Hana."
The brown haired shinobi across from her raises an eyebrow.
"Inuzuka?"
The Hokage nods once.
"But they've never even met," he tells her.
"Actually," she corrects him. "They have... First time being on the date they are on, about right now."
The chunin nods.
"What about you?" she asks.
"Huh?" Iruka questions.
"Why did you agree to marry me?"
"Kakashi and I cut a deal," he admits.
The Hokage leans back in her seat and crosses her arms under her chest.
"Oh really?' she asks, one eyebrow raised. "Do tell."
Flashback
"What?" Iruka asks.
"I want you to marry Tsunade," Kakashi replies.
"Why would I do that?" the brown haired ninja questions.
"Well, why not?" Kakashi counters. "You need a mate and she's available."
"Yeah," Iruka agrees. "But..."
"But what?" the silver haired main interupts. "You two are the perfect match. Your love for Naruto makes the both of you compatible."
"I don't know," the chunin contemplates. "I mean she's beautiful, but she's kind of a little too old for me."
"Age is just a number," Hatake tells his friend. "As long shes got a pretty face, a nice body and doesn't talk too much it's all good."
He pats his inferior's back.
"I still don't know," Iruka admits.
"What do you want?" Kakashi then asks him.
"What do you mean?" the brown haired man questions.
"I mean... You're a teacher, right?".
Umino nods, slowly.
"Yeah."
"Do you like working?" the copy cat ninja continues.
"I like helping the children prepare for their future lives as ninja," the chunin answers.
"But you'd prefer staying home and getting paid, wouldn't you?" the silver haired shinobi questions.
"Who wouldn't?" Iruka answers.
"How about I take over your classes if you marry Tsunade?" Kakashi suggests.
Umino uses a minute to take everything in.
"You'll get you weekly salary and you won't even have to do anything... And you'll have a hot piece of ass on the side. Consumation is a part of marriage."
The brown haird shinobi holds up a hand to stop his friend.
"Do we have a deal?" Hatake asks as he holds out his hand.
Iruka shakes it to seal the deal.
End of Flashback
"I want to go home," Tsunade tells him.
"Huh?"
"I want to go home, now," she repeats.
"O-okay," her shinobi stutters. "I just have to-"
"Take me home now!" she screams, standing up and slamming her palms of the table.
Her chair falls to the ground and the glasses on the table fall over.
"Okay, Okay let's go," he says and follows her out.
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"Can you put the bowl back on the table?" Kakashi asks his date.
"Sasha's not done eating yet," she tells him.
He looks over to see the animal still licking the bowl.
"She was done 15 minutes ago," he responds. "Now she's just leaving a pile of slob."
"Excuse me?" Hana questions.
"Just bring it up here so we can pay and leave."
The woman sitting across from him obeys.
"Are you happy?"
"Yes, quite," Hatake responds as he looks for his waitor.
"You know what?" she asks him.
"What?" he asks uninterested.
"You're so lucky."
He looks at her.
"Oh really? How so?".
"I don't even like you," she admits. "You're an insensitive, emotionless, cheap jerk."
"I'm glad to know how you feel-"
She holds up a hand to stop him from going on and he raises an eyebrow.
"You're old, you smell bad and you have horrible taste in style... I have to marry you though so my mom will stop bugging me."
"So... Why am I lucky?" Kakashi asks.
"Because you won't die alone," she replies. "You'll die with me."
'Oh goody!'
Ayame brings them the check and Kakashi lays down the cash.
"Well, let's go try our luck and see how fast I can bring you home," he says.
They get up and start walking.
***** Sorry for not updating for a while everyone. I started school again and I gotta keep my average up, like the highest in my grade up. But yeah so here's another update for this story, I don't really know about the other ones though. Well, this chapter goes out to Exciled3 and I hope everyone enjoyed it!('')#('').