"Vot zee fek happened" I said as I woke up.
"HOLY SHIIIT" I roared as I looked at the shear amount of damage my exploding X-Box caused. My music collection had been uterrly obliderated by the blast along with my TV, Stero System and this was not the worst part as a bunch of Lunitics start to tear my room apart in there struggle to kill each other. I instantly recognised them all. The first I saw was Warboss Grimskull who was ripping the limbs off a Keeper of Secrets. The second was a Dark Eldar Archon and his bodyguards engaged in combat with a Eldar Farseer. next was Kaos Lord Nemaroth beating that retarded inquistor to death with some METAL BAWKSES. Wait FUCK that was my computer setup. Shit. The 4th group was a Impireal Guard Command Squad battleing a Cannoness.
Seeing that they were too busy trying to kill each other to notice me as i sneaked up the stairs to my rather spartan room only to be caught in the middle of a horrific melee between some Necron Flayed Ones acomponeid by a Necron Lord agenst a large group of Kroot. Of corse I managed sneak past but I suffered half a dozen slugs to the chest from the Kroot, luckily I was wearing my trusty bullet-proof vest but I nearly had my balls blown off from a shot by the Necron Lord as i bolted down the hallway to the garage where i kept most of my weapons.
Bolting into the garage i found a moment of peace as there was nobody trying to kill each other. I then tore open my metal-plated chest as I grabbed my trusty .45 Colt M1911A1, a Mosin-Nagant, and a Cigar. I lit my Cigar just as a Kroot came out of the fuckin wall before leaping at me I ducked as it (Quite stupidly) faceplanted on the edge of the still-open chest breaking its own stupid head open.
I was laughing as I ran up the stairs, only to get clotheslined by... A Banana Marine ?...wait-SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK! THATS MOTHERFUCKIN DORN OF THE BANANA MARINES I mean Impireal Fisting.. um Fists or something-or-rather. I never got a chance to insult him as his banana coloured boot fell toward my face making everything turn black.
Wait did that boot have an Luv U Br0 sticker on it ?
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