"God damn it Happy why do we have to come to this small fishing town by TRAIN." said Natsu as he barfed out the window.
"They have the best fish!" exclaimed Happy.
"Attention passengers we will be coming to a stop at the upcoming station." said he conductor.
"FINALLY!" shouted Natsu.
"Come on Natsu let's go get fish" yelled Happy.
"Alright, alright." said Natsu.
"SALAMANDER-SAMA BURN ME." shouted a fan girl.
"I LOVE YOU SALAMANDER-SAMA." yelled another.
"What the heck was that?" said Natsu.
"I don't know." replied Happy.
"Let's go check it out." said Natsu.
"Aye!" exclaimed Happy.
Natsu and Happy navigated through a crowd of fan girls to see the the man named Salamander.
"Who the fuck are you?" asked Natsu to the supposed Salamander.
The man sweat dropped.
"DON'T DISRESPECT SALAMANDER-SAMA!" shouted the fan girls as they tried to attack Natsu.
Natsu quickly went from his original position to in front of the Salamander.
"It's dishonorable to attack someone from behind," said Natsu as the fan girls hit the floor. "It's even more dishonorable when you use charm magic to get popular." Natsu said as he swiped the charm ring.
"I am the great Fire Mage Salamander of Fairy Tail, you should get down and beg for mercy." boasted Salamander.
"Bullshit." said Natsu.
"What?" questioned Salamander.
"Your name is Bora and you were kicked out of Titan nose guild." said Natsu.
"Aye!" said Happy.
"How do you know that?" asked Bora.
"Because I'm from Fairy Tail." said Natsu as he took off his shirt and gave it to Happy.
"Fairy Tail or not, I will still beat you." said Bora as unleashed his strongest attack on Natsu.
"That should teach you." said Bora with a smirk on his face.
"Was that supposed to be strong because I didn't feel anything." said Natsu as the smoke cleared holding up his pinkie finger.
Bora looked at this man in fear due to his strongest attack being stopped his pinkie.
"Who are you?" asked Bora in fear.
"Me?" said Natsu," I am Natsu the Assassin, but I'm also known as Salamander of Fairy Tail."
"Y-y-y-you're the real Salamander?" said Bora.
"Yeah and since I you're so weak I'll beat you with my pinkie." said Natsu.
Bora had a sudden boast of confidence. "Don't get cocky boy." said Bora.
"Do you think I'm buffing?" said Natsu as he pointed his pinkie as him.
"Yeah." replied Bora as he smirked.
Natsu let out a blast of fire out of his pinkie destroying everything in its path. [Think of a mini Jupiter cannon]
"Natsu I think you overdid it." said Happy.
"You think I don't know that." retorted Natsu.
"Excuse me Natsu isn't it?" asked a blond headed girl.
"Yeah why?" asked Natsu to the blond headed girl.
"My name's Lucy and since you helped me get out of the charm spell I thought I could buy you lunch." said Lucy.
"Sure I'm starving." replied Natsu.
AT THE RESTURANT
Natsu and Happy were eating like monsters and food bits were flying everywhere.
"You may not believe but I'm a mage also." said Lucy stopping Natsu and Happy's rampage on food.
"What type of mage are you?" asked Happy.
"I'm a Celestial Spirit Mage." said Lucy.
"Are you in a guild yet?" asked Natsu.
"No, there are so much guilds I can join." replied Lucy.
"Ever thought of joining Fairy Tail?" asked Natsu.
"Yeah but I don't think they'll accept me." said Lucy.
"Come with me, I guarantee that they'll let you join if you come with me." replied Natsu.
"We're going back Natsu?" asked Happy.
"Yep." said Natsu.
WHEN THEY ARE WALKING TO FAIRY TAIL
"So you're the real Salamander?" asked Lucy.
"Yeah." replied Natsu hoping this conversation won't make any bad turn.
"I heard the Salamander of Fairy Tail left for two years." said Lucy.
"I did." replied Natsu.
"Why?" asked Lucy.
"You'll find out when we get to Fairy Tail." said Natsu ending the conversation.
AT FAIRY TAIL
"Do you think he's dead?" asked Erza.
"Natsu is a tough person he wouldn't just die by anything." replied Gray.
"Gray, do you think he'll hate us?" asked Lisanna. [She never died in this story]
"Only the people who sided with his brother which is almost everybody." replied Gray.
"So who would he not hate?" asked Mira.
"Me, master, Lisanna, and maybe some others." said Gray.
"Why isn't Lisanna hated?" asked Erza.
"That's because she didn't side with his brother." replied Gray.
"That's true Kyuu tried to hit on me and that's when I punched him in the face." said Lisanna smiling at the memory.
FLASHBACK
"Hey baby why don't you ditch my brother come with me, I mean come on I'm much better than he is and-"Kyuu didn't even get to finish before Lisanna's fist connected with his face.
"SHUT UP NATSU WAS MY HUSBAND!" shouted Lisanna punching Kyuu again knocking him out cold.
When Kyuu got off the floor, Lisanna kicked him in the balls for good measure.
"AHH!" screamed Kyuu like a little girl holding his balls rolling on the floor.
Lisanna continued to kick him until she was sure he couldn't have kids anymore.
END OF FLASHBACK
The door slowed creaked open.
Revealing a Salmon colored hair man, a blond woman, and a flying blue cat.