CHAPTER TWO
THE FOLLOWING DAY
"Natsu I'm going to teach you about human-y things today." said Igneel.
"What are you going to teach me?" asked Natsu
"First of all, sit somewhere." instructed Igneel.
Natsu punched a tree with Dark Fire Fist creating a stump to sit on.
Igneel face palmed at Natsu's way of thinking that was similar to Acnologia.
[Insert Igneel standing in front of a chalkboard wearing a teacher's outfit]
"Alright Natsu I'll be teaching you how to write and read." explained Igneel.
[If you didn't know Ezra actually taught him how to read and write but in this story Igneel will teach him]
COUPLE HOURS LATER BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LEARNING
"So Natsu that's why you need good grammar so when you write something [Like fanfiction] you don't get hated for your bad spelling and people won't think you're a four year old who can't spell worth shit." explained Igneel. [I hope this sentence won't backfire on me in the future if I make a mistake in my story.]
"Igneel I have a really important question." Natsu said.
"What's your question?" Igneel asked.
"Where do babies come from?" Natsu asked.
O_O ß this is Igneel's face right now
"How is that related to the lesson?" Igneel asked thinking how he can relate baby making and reading.
"Well you said that that you'll teach me human-y stuff." Natsu explained.
"Well there are the birds, the bees, and I believe bees or trees somewhere in this." Igneel said pondering how the saying went.
"Boy how do you expect a dragon to know where human babies come from?" Acnologia said shocking Natsu and Igneel at his sudden appearance.
"Fine." said Natsu not happy with his answer.
"Where do dragon babies come from?" asked Natsu.
The two dragons face palmed at Natsu's way of thinking.
"You'll learn when your older." explained Igneel.
"Which one, human babies or dragon babies?" Natsu asked.
"Uhh both." said Igneel hoping to end this conversation.
[AN: Do you remember the moment when you asked your parents where do babies come from? XD]
"Okay boy, time for training." Acnologia said.
Natsu gulped expecting the worst.
"Here's a list of thing you'll need to do for today's exercise," Acnologia continued.
"Do 500 push-up, 500 sit-up, run 12 miles, knock down 27 tree without magic, and go fetch about 100 fish"
'That doesn't seem that bad' thought Natsu.
"All within 4 hours." said Acnologia with a dragon's smirk plastered on his face.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Natsu shouted at the dragon.
"I'll go nom nom nom you boy if you don't finish everything" Acnologia said. [AN: You know who else goes nom nom nom? Here's a hint he's from League of Legend. Figure it out and you'll get a prize! :D]
3 HOURS LATER
'I finished everything but the fish' Natsu thought.
Natsu walked to the lake where Acnologia said the fish were and he took out his fishing rod that Igneel got for him. [Dragons do not use fishing rods, Igneel just got it from a town somehow.]
He threw his bob into the water and waited.
Waiting…
Waiting…
Waiting…
Waiting…
Etc.
Then, he finally got a bite!
And was pulled in the water….
When Natsu opened his eyes he saw a fish bigger than him and he thought that this would be equal to about 100 fishes.
The fish did a head-butt at Natsu along with a tail whip. Natsu punched back with a right uppercut and left jab. The giant fish tried the same thing again but Natsu was prepared and side swam to avoid the attack. The dragon slayer tried to use Black Fire Fist underwater and surprisingly worked, then his fist connected with the fish's right side of its jaw. Natsu went up to get some air while under him the fish tried to get a cheap shot at his groins. The dragon slayer pushed off the fish's head before the fish could make contact with his groins. Natsu's Black Fire Fist connected with the fish's chin [Do fishes have chin?] and knocking the fish out of the water making a successful Knock Out! Natsu carried the fish on his back and brought it to the cave where Igneel and Acnologia were.
Two seconds of censored words came out of Acnologia's mouth in involving the giant fish that Natsu was holding.
"That's quite a large fish now Natsu." said Igneel.
"You actually might be useful," Acnologia said while staring at the giant fish." Now give me the fish."
"If you teach me more Dragon Slayer Magic," Natsu said." I'll give you the fish"
"Tomorrow I'll teach you more but for now GIVE ME THE FISH!" roared Acnologia.
"Here." said Natsu throwing the fish at him only to be eaten in one bite.
No one could of guessed fish fighting XD. Also Should I keep going with Igneel and Acnologia or make the time skip to when they leave? I changed the title from "Chaos Dragon Slayer" to "Dragon Slayer of Death and Darkness" to "The Black Dragon Slayer". If anyone plays League of Legend they should know where "nom nom nom" came from. Good luck trying to get the prize!