Pairings/Characters (for this chapter): Genjo Sanzo/Kougaiji, Son Goku, Lirin
Rating (for this chapter): PG-13
Chapter summary: Once upon a time, way back when, Sanzo and Kougaiji hooked up. And are caught in the act.
Word count (for this chapter): ~198
Flashback Sequence Numero Uno
Kougaiji wondered if the gods in heaven still harbored some sort of mild dislike for him thanks to his involvement in the entire Minus Wave incident, and whether this entire situation had been engineered by Kanzeon Bosatsu herself.
Barely five minutes had passed since he and Sanzo had stumbled into a storage room off the castle's kitchens—mouths and hips pressed together, hands fumbling at zippers and buttons—when the door had opened to reveal a shocked Lirin and a furiously blushing Goku.
Of course the two had gotten hungry while Sanzo was busy sticking his tongue into Kougaiji's mouth. Of course they'd decided to look for food themselves instead of asking one of the maids. And of course the door had opened at the exact moment Kougaiji had slipped a hand into the back pocket of Sanzo's jeans to squeeze a handful of his ass.
"Iamsosorry," Goku blurted out. He looked like he was about to combust. He grabbed a gawking Lirin, covered her wide eyes with one hand, and dragged her away, kicking the door shut behind him.
Kougaiji sighed in the darkness of the storage room. "Well, that killed the mood."
"You think?" Sanzo snapped.