Disclaimer: All rights for Inuyasha are reserved by the brilliant and wonderful Rumiko Takahashi.
Genre: Humour, Parody
Rating: T
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Summary: Inuyasha was getting quite used to his role as stout defender...now if only it wasn't getting so old.
Todays Star's are Inuyasha and Kouga.
Fair Warning
The sun shone brightly overhead on the pair below, as Kouga and Inuyasha squared off in the clearing. Completely unmindful of the wind that whipped at red robes and brown fur, eyes were trained on their opponent, without sign of either side giving in anytime soon.
Hand on the hilt of his trusty partner, Tetsusaiga, Inuyasha sneered. "Kagome don't want nothing to do with you, wolf. So beat it!"
It was a very old and tired dialogue; one Inuyasha knew depressingly by heart. Now if only this could be the time the so called 'suitor' would listen. Eyes rolled at the thought the title dubbed to the wolf by Miroku. Calling the mangy pest a suitor was being generous- the wolf was more like a stalking pain in the ass.
"Make me, dog breath." The negative reply to his challenge was always the same, though some of the words differed at times.
Watching as his opponent shot a blue eyed glare his direction, Inuyasha's ears swirled before he sighed and drew his blade. If he couldn't solve the situation with words, he'd drive the point home with bruises. Leaping forward with a battle cry, he swung.
Every black and blue mark would be his newest warnings, though it was doubtful the message would be headed by the headstrong wolf.
Kouga was stubborn like that.
Inuyasha's only consolation was that at least this time, Kagome wouldn't be able to say he didn't try to talk it out before resorting to violence.
FIN
Because at least one, if not both, of them HAVE to be getting tired of the redundancy!
For documention sake this was origionally posted and written for the live journal community Iyissekiwa's drabble challenge #146: Black and Blue, on March 27th, 2012.