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Ironic-tan's Blah: Well, this time it's not Ironic. It's her friend, Shiro Tsumugi. And I wrote this.

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Title: 2 APHetaria Song Fics
Summary: It was sort of a request from my friend and an urge to write songfics.
Rating: T+
Pairing
s: RoChu and GiriPan
Genre: Slash, fluff
Notes: Songfics! Yey! The titles of the sings are all after the title.
Er… All of these songs are in my youtube playlist. (Shiro's, not Ironic's.)
Warnings: Mmm… -grope, ass slap, pervy grin- Human names and pervyness, lime~… Some AU ;3

Sightseeing Around China…
Or In China
Nihao*China
(RoChu)

Yurayura xiang you lan

acchi wo xiang you lan

midokoro mansai nii-hao chuugoku!

burabura mai dong xi

kocchi de mai dong xi

mekurumeku tokimeki nii-hao chuugoku!

"Jao!" Yao looked up from his chopping board, up at his mostly-childish and totally adorable Russian lover, who was tugging on his sleeve.

"Shi, aru?" "You said we could go see Beijing today, da! Can we go now? Now? Please?"

Yao raised an eyebrow at him. "But I'm making breakfast, aru." Ivan whined and tugged on his sleeve again.

"But we can have breakfast along the Jangtze da." Yao hit Ivan on the head with a ladle. "It's Yangtze, aru. And no, we're having breakfast here."

Ivan pouted at him and rubbed his head. "But-!" "But nothing, aru. Sit your ass down at the table and wait for me there aru."

Grumbling Ivan went to sit down, taking notice that Yao had said 'ass' instead of 'tush' which he usually said, and decided he'd just watch Yao dance around the kitchen, humming his song, and then maybe watch his splendid little ass dance with him.

He giggled at this thought, and began replaying the lyrics in his head.

Leisurely, I want to sightsee, over there, I want to sightsee

Places of interest everywhere - HelloChina

Strolling idly, buying things, over here, buying things

Dazzling and exciting - HelloChina

Ivan giggled again and stood up, snuck behind Yao and put his arms around the other's slender waist.

"Jao, I know another way to see Beijing, da." Yao blushed, but turned his head away and continued stirring the fried rice.

"Wh-what's that way aru?" Ivan giggled. "I just have to pull down your pants da."

"A-aiyaa, shut up! Let go! Hey, what are you doing aru!?" "Kolkolkol… Jao is already hard~!" "IVAN!"

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No Need To Excuse Your Need
Excuse Me, I Am Sorry
(GiriPan Lime)

Osoreirimasu, sumimasen!

"Kiku?"

Herakles wandered through the empty hallways of his Japanese lover's home. It was cool, quiet, and the strange windows kept the building semi-dark.

"Kiku?" He called again, peeking into one of the rooms. Empty, save for a vase by the window.

Herakles sighed and closed the sliding door to think. Where is he? I told him I'd be coming today…

"…ngh~… He-ra-kles…" the Greek man paused to listen. Could that be Kiku? But why was he saying his name like that?

And why didn't he answer when Herakles called? "N-nhah!" Again. Herakles jumped up quietly and followed the sounds.

They came from the backyard, behind the old sakura tree. "Kiku?"

Herakles peeked over one of the branches at Kiku, then turned pink and turned away to hide a smirk.

"Ah-! Herakres-san! I-I can exprain!" Herakles hummed and shook his head, eyes taking in all of Kiku's pale, undressed legs and the part of his chest not hidden behind that annoying shirt.

"Hm?" Herakles raised an eyebrow and tilted his head. Kiku pulled his shirt down, blushing darkly.

Herakles chuckled lowly. It was funny how Kiku was so prudent when he was actually nearly naked in front of someone, yet he invented hentai, yaoi, yuri, and more hentai.

"E-excuse me… I'm sorry… I have to go…" The Japanese man jumped up and was about ready to run when Herakles picked him up and husked into his ear: "No need… to excuse your need…"