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Doctor

I stared blankly at the girl. Did she just say father? Of course she did, I never hear things wrong. "JUST GET ME MY FATHER!" Rose screamed into the ear piece. "Fine, can you take a message?" She calmed down. "Tell him that the Doctor is in. Also the TARDIS apparated into my room. Bring Mcdonald's home please, for the Doctor, the red head, the guy I just kneed, and me."

She still had her gun trained to my face, Rory on the ground, moaning, and in her other hand, another gun pointing at my chest. This is not good. "OI! Stop it, you great toddler!" Amy shouted. Rose fired a shot near her head, missing on purpose. "Don't you dare call me that." Rose's face turned slightly red. I looked at the wall that had been the gotten the shot Rose had fired. I noticed that it only removed some of the wall paper, instead of ripping through the wall.

I got up, pushing the foot of Rose's off me. "Stay where you are!"

"You know, i would be more scared if you had an actual gun." , I stated plainly. "Fine." Rose lowered the "gun". "Wait, Doctor, what is that?" Amy asked.

"It's a laser, targeted on removing clothes."

The door burst open, revealing a very, very real Jack Harkness.

"Amy, hold on to your husband."

"Why?"

"He may not be yours much longer."

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