WAHHH! Author-san is very sorry for not updating for like 5 months... Writing had become more difficult lately, and I've been very busy. :( BUT! This is a double update! Because I couldn't come back after five months and give a chapter as short as this. So I wrote another one, too.
Enjoy the crack!
-RD :)
Dawn's Diary
Chapter Thirteen
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"Excuse me, sir, but we are representatives from the Sinnoh Pokémon League Trainer's Bureau. We would like you to take this test." On the top of the sheet of paper, the words "What's Your Type" were x-ed out and replaced with the words "Sinnoh Pokémon League Trainer's Bureau Test."
Paul raised an eyebrow at the three men in trench coats.
"What is this?"
"It's a test," Ash said, trying to do his best old man voice and hoping Paul wouldn't recognize him. "We would like you to take it and give it back to us for scoring."
"It may seem romantic, but it's to see if you can handle emotional and romantic distractions while in the Pokémon League," Barry added, stroking his fake mustache. He really loved that thing.
Paul took one good look at the men and one good look at the test.
This was so phony.
"No."
"Aww, come on!" Barry yelled.
"Please!" Brock said. "This test won't only test your readiness for the Sinnoh League, but also test your love life!"
"I don't have a love life," Paul said.
"You don't want to be a loveless loser forever, do you?" Brock yelled.
"I'm eleven years old!"
"SO?"
"How do you even know I'm entering the Sinnoh League?"
The three stood there, at a loss for words. They really had no way to prove that Paul was planning to enter the League, because no one had signed up yet. All of sudden, Ash got an idea.
"Our inside sources told us."
"Yes," Barry added, wiggling his eyebrows.
Okay. This was getting kinda creepy.
"Alright," Paul said. "I'll take your stupid test." The guys began to cheer. "But you have to leave the room first." Brock, Ash, and Barry nodded before walking in the direction of the bathroom.
Once they were gone, Paul threw the test in the nearest trash can and walked out of the Pokémon Center.
"Idiots."
Semi-parody of how they always keep the ages the same in Pokemon... I think they should be older, but it's a kids' show. xP