Goodness gracious... what possessed me to write this?
It's about to get crazy up in here.
-RD :)
Dawn's Diary
Chapter Fourteen
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As Paul walked down the streets of Sunnyshore City, his mind was still on the trio of weirdos who had gone up to him earlier.
"Love life," he said with a scoff. "Give me a break." As he continued on, he spotted a head of navy blue hair. He only knew like five people with navy blue hair, and four of them were visiting the moon, so that only left one person it could be:
Dawn.
Ash and Brock's little friend with Piplup and the beanie. The one with the high voice. The one who was pretty, but unbelievably annoying and-
Wait.
Did Paul just think she was pretty?
Pssh, naw!
Okay, maybe a little.
But it didn't really matter, because she and her Piplup and her beanie came bouncing over in his direction.
"Hi, Paul! Have you seen Ash? Or Brock?" Why in the world did it sorta-kinda-maybe bother Paul that she was looking for those other guys?
Maybe it was because she's pretty.
"Shut up, mind," Paul mumbled. "No, I haven't seen them. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go train with my Pokémon."
"Can I come?"
"Why would you want to come?" he shot back.
"I want to help!" Her eyes began sparkling.
"Here we go," thought Paul.
"Please let me come! I'm real good at battling!" she pleaded.
Paul raised an eyebrow. "Why do you even want to go?"
"I need to train my Pokémon too! The Contest season may be over for this year, but we still need to practice. Plus… I'm bored," she admitted.
It really couldn't hurt.
Or could it?
Paul began to feel an odd premonition comin' on, but he said to Dawn, "Guess it can't hurt." Her face brightened and she walked behind him, smiling the whole way.
"Man, we lost him!" Ash exclaimed as he walked out of the Pokémon Center. The group had taken off their lame disguises and were wondering two things:
1) Where had Paul gone?
2) Where the heck was Dawn?
They had lost the two most important parts of Operation HUD (Hook Up Dawn) and were feeling rather like failures when Barry yelled out something.
"Hey! Operation HUD! It sounds like 'hood!'" Ash and Brock stared blankly as Barry said, "We up in the HUD!" and began to beat box poorly.
"Anyway," Brock said after the random moment had passed. "We need to find either Dawn or Paul. Knowing Paul, he's probably training somewhere."
"TRAINING!" Ash grabbed his head. "I've spent so much time on this HUD thing that I forgot to go train for the Sinnoh League!" He began to do a little panic dance. "Uh, see you guys later! Come on, Pikachu!"
As Brock and Barry watched Ash and Pikachu run off into the sunset, Brock said, "When did it get late? I thought it was like.. noon." Suddenly, the sky seemed to notice that too and quit being orange and red. "Thank you, Sky," said Brock.
Now that everything was normal and the sky was blue, Barry wrapped and arm around Brock's shoulder. "Guess it's just you and me in the HUD now."
Brock face-palmed.
Cracky fic is cracky.
I think crack-fics are a great peek in an author's mind. Mine is obviously messed up.
Welp, see you later.