Kurt and Summer were sat in the Lima Bean, discussing Sebastian's birthday.
"So what is your mom doing for his birthday?" Kurt asked, sipping his coffee.
"Nothing as far as we're aware," Summer replied.
"Do you think she will allow me to throw him a party?"
"Probably. As long as there is no alcohol."
"Problem would be, who to invite," Kurt laughed.
"The Warblers. They are literally his only his friends."
It had been roughly five weeks since the incident with the New Directions and the three quitting. Of course, there had been several attempts to get them to return but they were not returning.
"And us, Summer."
"What are you guys talking about?" Sebastian asked as he sat next to Kurt.
"You," Kurt laughed.
"I haven't done anything wrong have I?"
"Not at all. But it's your birthday next week and me and Summer were planning something for you," Kurt smiled.
"Tell me," Sebastian pouted, making the pair laugh.
"We are planning you a party and we don't know who to invite apart from the Warblers," Summer said.
"Where shall this party be held?"
"Probably at mine," Kurt replied.
"Invite the New Directions. Finn will probably be around anyway," Sebastian said, drinking some of his coffee.
"Are you sure?"
Sebastian nodded, taking Kurt's hand.
"We have a party to plan," Summer grinned.
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Summer walked between her two favourite boys, arms around their shoulders and leaning down on them so she could be lifted up. The three laughed but stopped when they were nearing the choir room. They decided to eavesdrop on their conversation.
"We need them back, Santana," Rachel shouted.
"No we don't. We have you and over-gelled hobbit's talent. We don't need any more shitty talent in this show choir," Santana retorted.
"Oh get over it, Lopez. You have a grudge over a person who can sing better than the pair of you! That's why you hated Summer and everyone saw past it!" Puck shouted. "You both need to go to apologize to Summer and if you don't do it before Nationals then over half of us have agreed to not to return next year."
"At this rate we won't be able to compete at Nationals because we are one down," Mr Schue said.
The trio had entered at this, smirks on their faces.
"Hear that, Satan. You're down one at Nationals. All you have to do is apologize and you can actually compete," Summer smirked.
Santana frowned, Rachel joining.
"Over our dead bodies," Rachel shouted.
"Hold on, I thought she just wanted us back? Are my ears mistaking me?" Sebastian asked, confused.
"Told you that you need to get them checked over," Kurt laughed.
"So, how are we gonna settle this? Are you gonna apologize or do me, Kurt and my amazing brother have to beat you in a fight?"
"Bite me, Smythe!" Santana replied, snarling.
Summer looked over at the band, nodding at them to start performing. As soon the music started the girls recognized the song.
(Summer) Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on, Come on,
Lay it on me all right
(Rachel) I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about
(Sebastian and Santana) Well they say the sky's
The limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothing
Just wait 'till I get through
(Summer and Kurt) Because I'm bad, I'm bad-
Come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
You know it
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad-
Come on, you know
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's bad
(Rachel) The word is out
You're doing wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your lying eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Don't make a fight
(Sebastian) Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwing stones
To hide your hands
(Santana) But they say the sky's
The limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothing
Just wait 'til I get through
(All) Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm back
You know it, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
(Just to tell you once again)
Who's bad
(Kurt) We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm saying
Then won't you slap my face
(Santana and Summer) Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it, You know
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it - You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you
(Just to tell you once again)
You know I'm smooth, I'm bad, you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad baby
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know it, come on
(Bad bad - Really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Woo!
(Just to tell you once again)
(All) You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad - You know - Hoo!
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad - I'm bad - You know it, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(And the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again
(Just to tell you once again)
Who's bad?
Rachel and Santana were panting by the end of the song, but they were not finished yet.
"If you think that was hard, check this out," Summer grinned as another song started to play.
(Summer) Yo, VIP, let's kick it!
(Kurt and Sebastian) Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
(Summer) All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
(Santana) Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
After the second song, Santana and Rachel were practically passed out on the floor.
"Third song on it's way, girls," Summer grinned, making the pair wonder where she had all this energy.
(Sebastian) Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
(Kurt) (Look) I'm betting you like people
And I'm betting you love freak mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet you I'm guilty your honour
That's just how we live in my genre
Who in the hell done paved the road wider?
There's only flo, and one rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull a damn hamstring
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer
(Summer) Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together and come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
(Kurt, Sebastian and Summer) Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
(Sebastian) It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shawty don't leave a note
She can go get any by the low
Told me she's not a pro
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, 'cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes
Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch, you got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out a candle
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it
(All three) Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
(Summer) Go girl you can twerk it
Let me see you whistle while you work it
I'mma lay it back, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, Shawty let that whistle blow - oh, oh, oh
Yeah baby let that whistle blow - oh, oh!
(All three) Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby.
At the end Summer ran up the stages where all the chairs were then up the back wall before doing a back flip and ending up in front of all of the chairs.
The room burst out into applause.
"Now we are finished," Summer said to Santana and Rachel who had moved to chairs as soon as the song started.
"So I suggest you apologize to Summer, Santana because we need that kind of stamina for Nationals," Mr Schue said.
"Especially as when I was leaving they got a new Captain and he looked like he didn't want to be messed with," Sebastian piped up.
"I'm sorry Summer," Santana said, before running out of the choir room.
"Welcome back guys," Mr Schue grinned.
"We are going to kick some ass!" Summer returned the grin.
Songs used; Bad by Michael Jackson (covered by Glee Cast in Season 3; Michael)
Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice (covered by Glee Cast in Season 1)
Blow My Whistle Baby by Florida (covered by Glee Cast (Warblers) in Season 4; Thanksgiving)
A/N - If you have any requests for songs for someone to sing then please send it in a review or a PM! Thank you!