Last time on Total Drama Island; both teams went on a canoe trip to deadly boney island. Gwen and Trent spent most of the day gushing at each other, while Cody spent most of the day staring at them in a jealous rage. Izzy spent her day staring at Cody while he stared at the two, and Noah spent his day doing not so much. Beth tried to put some moves on Justin, but ended up looking more like a stalker then an admirer. Sadie and Katie finally split up to make some new friends, although it didn't turn out so well when Eva pushed Sadie aside to hang with Bridgette, who had her eyes set on Geoff. Courtney actually managed to not be a total pain, but that might not last too long. Oh, and Heather also got sent to the infirmary, courtesy of Noah. In the end, Izzy manipulated her team into voting off Gwen, who Cody appeared to have a crush on. Although Izzy eliminated Gwen, she may have ended up cursing her team as she found the tiki charm Trent had given Gwen in the confessional outhouse. There were a lot of campers "staring" at each other last challenge, so this next challenge should get them into gear. Stay tuned for the most dramatic episode ever! Right here on Total, Drama, Island!
That morning as the campers were still asleep, Chris flew overtop the cabins in his helicopter. As he passed, he began snickering and then busted out laughing. Down below, because of the loud sound of the helicopter, the campers were starting to freak out.
"The apocalypse is here! The prophecies were true!" Katie screamed as she leapt from her bed on the top bunk and right onto the wooden floor below. Next door in the male side of the Bass cabin, Duncan and Geoff were busy freaking out while DJ was fast asleep.
"Dude, what's he doing?" Duncan screeched, referring to DJ while he himself straddled the bed post for support. In the Gopher Cabin, none of the females even flinched when the helicopter flew overhead, while the males, mostly Noah, began complaining,
"Great, another wonderful way to start the morning. Thanks Chris, I'll be sure to remember this shining moment of my life until the day I die."
Trent Confessional
"There the guy goes, shooting off his mouth again! I swear, his constant sarcasm is getting really old really fast. Noah better be careful about what he says now that Gwen's gone. I miss her already, and it's only been a few days."
Heather Confessional
"With the depressed goth freak gone, I now have full control over my team. Well, almost full control. If I can just get Justin to join me again, my domination of this game can begin!"
In the communal washroom after the campers unpleasant wakeup call that morning, the male Gophers were busy preparing for the day; Justin moisturizing his face, Cody brushing his teeth, Trent shaving, and Noah reading a book, waiting for Justin to finish. Both the Gopher and Bass females were anxiously waiting outside, eagerly wanting to get inside. The only one who wasn't present with the females was Heather, only because she was currently on the other side of the building trying to squeeze through the tiny window there. As Heather finally managed to shove her head in through the small window, Noah looked up from his book and spotted her,
"Heather, I think you may be confused," Noah sneered, bringing all attention to the teenager, "It's the guy's turn to be in here." Cody and Trent stared at Heather curiously as she struggled to pull out her head. Panicking, she began speaking,
"Oh, hey guys! What a coincidence seeing you here! I'm just here to talk to Justin for a minute, so if he could just come over here that'd be great." Before Justin had a chance to react, Noah grabbed his good looking friend and murmured a few words to him,
"Don't listen to her; she reeks of desperation and an obvious re-alliance. Don't fall for it." Unbeknown to Heather, Geoff was currently getting a great view of the teenager's backside as he was crouched behind a bush next to the washroom. The male watched as she shook and rocked her body desperately, trying to get her head lodged out of the window. He giggled as he watched her ass move, and no matter how perverted he looked or sounded he did enjoy the show. Chef, who was patrolling the camp that morning, passed by the bathroom as he turned to catch Heather's leg shaking violently.
"What's going on over here?" Chef boomed, approaching Heather's side as Geoff lowered himself to avoid being seen.
"Oh, uh nothing," Heather lied, "Just trying to talk to my fellow teammates, right guys?" She asked with no response.
"Well get on out of there!" Chef ordered, "The challenge is about to start and Chris wants all of ya'll to meet him in front of the woods! Time to get yanking!"
"Wait!" Heather pleaded, "I have to talk to my team! Guys!" Noah shrugged and Justin turned away to finish his skin care routine. Cody looked up quickly and thought about something before stepping away and exiting the washroom; Trent following behind him.
"Here we go!" Chef yelled and ripped Heather straight out of the window, almost snapping her body in half and tossing them both to the ground.
"Ow, OW! Real nice cook dude, look what you did to my hair?" Heather pouted as Chef stood up. Suddenly, he heard a small squeaking sound that sounded like a chuckle; sending him into defense mode,
"Who's there? I can hear ya'll so you better come on out. If I find you I'll rip you so far in half you won't know which half of your ass to keep, you got that?" Geoff, the source of the noise, freaked out and scurried away, creating as little noise as possible. As Chef continued surveying the area, Chris made an announcement over the camp intercom,
"I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit and then it's off to your challenge. Don't be late or else there might not be enough food left for you!'"
"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!" Chris shouted enthusiastically, to which no one responded, "Head's up!" Chris pulled a can of beans out of nowhere and proceeded to throw it at the contestants; hitting Courtney square in her right eye; knocking her backwards and causing her to squeal in pain. "Oops. Anyway, this is your breakfast." Each camper was given a can of beans, which they all stared at skeptically.
"I think I'd rather chew Tyler's jockstrap then eat this." Eva groaned, tossing the can away as all the other campers followed and did the same.
"Today's challenge is about survival," Chris continued, "We're going hunting!"
"We won't be shooting actual animals, will we?" Bridgette asked concerned, but Chris shook his head, delighting Bridgette,
"No animals in the woods, just the ones standing around you." Chris laughed, grabbing a paintball gun, "This is the first ever paintball deer hunt! I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods. So, uh, I'd say eat up but you all threw away your food. So uh, let's go."
Eva Confessional
"I don't know a lot about this thing called 'teamwork', but Courtney was blabbering on about how we needed it for today's challenge, so I guess I should try being more of a team player, or something. I overheard Beth the other day saying that the key to teamwork is making friends. I'm already friends with Bridgette, so maybe I should talk to Sadie. She was bothering me during the last challenge, so that seems good."
After refusing breakfeast, the campers now found themselves standing right outside the entrance to the woods with two wooden walls in front of them; both walls holding some kind of gun. "Time for the team breakdown," Chris began explaining, "The Bass hunters are Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, and Courtney," Chris pulled the green paintball guns off the wall and tossed them to the four campers whose names he called, "Locked and loaded with Bass Blue paint. With orange paint on the Gopher team, the hunters are Cody, Beth, Heather, and Trent." Chris did the same as he had with the Bass guns and handed the four their guns. "You also get these stylin' glasses and this wicked camo cap. The rest of you are now deer." The remaining campers glared at Chris with a mixture of hate and fear as Eva spoke up,
"Is this some kind of joke? I hate jokes." She emphasized, trudging forward towards Chris looking ready to tear the host apart before he quickly slipped behind her and forced a pair of cardboard deer antlers and a deer tail belt onto the girl.
"You'll be receiving antlers, red noses, and little fluffy tails. Just as the hunters, you'll also be given protective eyewear."
"We can just slip this crap off when he's not watching, not like he'll know." Duncan grunted, receiving a reply from Noah,
"Yeah, because this isn't a television show or anything. They have cameras everywhere, I'm sure we'll be disqualified if we even touch this equipment." He droned, sadly stepping forward to accept his deer equipment.
"Enough," Chris interrupted, "Time to start. Take that gear off and you lose the challenge. Deer, you get a 15 minute head start so get your little tails out of here!"
"Justin!" Heather called, slowing the male down, "Wait for me, I need to tell you something!" The male stopped in his tracks and turned around, but didn't look at Heather. As it turned out, Justin did not stop for Heather, nor did he even hear her as he had stopped for Izzy who proceeded to clutch his arm and Noah's, dragging them off into the forest.
Heather Confessional
"Who knew getting close to Justin would be this hard. He has this huge wall of losers surrounding him I mean, what happened? He used to be somewhat cool enough to hang with me!"
Justin Confessional
"Are all the girls on this island madly interested in me? First Beth and now Heather? Man, there isn't enough of me to go around."
"Does anyone know where we're going?" DJ asked, strolling along the woods with Sadie and Duncan as Eva took the lead.
"We just need to hide right? It's not like the Bass can actually do much besides argue." Duncan stated, much to Eva's annoyance,
"The last time I checked we were all arguing not too long along." The muscular female turned to glare at Duncan before stepping back. Sadie, the only one who didn't seem to be in a foul mood spoke up,
"Come on guys, don't start this now." She pleaded.
"Yes, let's all listen to my good friend Sadie," Eva began, trying to sound as sincere as possible, "She has valuable input as a member of this team and a somewhat half decent opinion."
"Uh, thanks Eva, but I was just saying that we shouldn't argue." Sadie thanked, unsure of what she was supposed to say.
"Whatever," Duncan huffed, "I'm out of here. You coming DJ?"
"No thanks man, I'm going the other way. Have fun you two." Without warning, DJ squatted down onto all four of his limbs and unbelievably hopped away, just as a deer would do. A bit shocked but undeterred, Duncan proceeded to leave as well in the opposite direction, leaving Sadie and Eva alone.
"Where do we go now?" Sadie asked, studying their current surroundings.
"Why don't you lead us, friend? I'm sure you'll know exactly where to go." Eva suggested through her grinding teeth. Sadie gave Eva an eager smile and marched forward; Eva grudgingly trailing behind her. As the Bass deer split up, the Gopher deer had decided to stick together. "You guys ready to win?" Izzy cheered happily, still having her arm linked with Justin and Noah as the trio walked through the forest,
"At least Beth's gone." Justin sighed, relieved.
"Right, well while you avoid your stalker girlfriend, I think you've gained another one." Noah mentioned, pointing to Heather sprinting towards them.
"Justin! You should come with me!" She choked out between breaths, "I'll protect you from the other team!"
"Shouldn't you be hunting other deer instead of following us around? We don't need your help." Noah stated bluntly, but Heather pushed past him and walked right to Justin,
"I'm not here for you two losers, I'm here for Justin."
"Listen Heather, I-" Justin started but got cut off by Heather who grabbed his hand and began running through the forest,
"We can talk later, now come on!" She snapped, soon disappearing into the forest. Izzy and Noah stood dumbfounded for a moment before Izzy began waving and jumping,
"Have fun Justin! We'll catch up with you later!" Noah face-palmed and trudged away; Izzy skipping along behind him.
Noah Confessional
"Am I approaching this wrong? Am I not being friendly enough? Do I look like I'm being sarcastic? Scratch that last one. Why isn't anyone listening to me? You can see all that evil in Heather's eyes; it's like poison that sucks out all of your will to live. I try to help someone out and they ignore me like I'm speaking a foreign language."
"Hey, where'd Heather go?" Trent asked suddenly as he, Cody, and Beth all creeped through the forest, paintball guns loaded.
"Wasn't she behind us a minute ago?" Cody questions while Beth becomes visibly upset,
"She's probably off stealing my man!" She scoffed, kicking a pebble.
"You have a "man"? Since when?" Trent asked, chuckling a bit as he crossed his arms.
"Well it's not official, but in case you didn't know Justin and I are sort of dating."
"You sure you didn't make that up in your head? It doesn't sound like Heather is too interested in Justin. I'm pretty sure she pushed him into the lake yesterday." Cody recalled, picturing Justin's face as he belly flopped into the water.
"Well whatever the case," Beth paused to wipe her lip of spit that had escaped as she slurred her s, "If Heather is with them at least it reduces Izzy's chance of falling in love with Justin. After all, she was paired with two guys." Cody gulped and gave a nervous smile as the trio trailed on.
Cody Confessional
"Two guys? I mean I could handle one, but two? That's double the temptation! I'm not the jealous type or anything, but I really care for Izzy. I've tried to impress her and spend time with her, but she just seems too wrapped up in being this loose cannon. I've said it before, but it's like she's craving attention. Maybe I should go find out some more about what's going on with her."
"…And this sun is beating down like hell out here. These trees provide absolutely no protection!" Courtney yelled as she dragged her body through the forest, Katie walking tiredly behind her.
"W-w-we've been through this part three times already," Katie stammered, "Can't we take a break?"
"There are no breaks in hunting! We have to find some deer!" As Courtney continued blabbering, Katie stopped for a moment to hear what sounded like a bush rustling.
"Shh, Courtney, hide!" Katie squeaked while grabbing Courtney and tossing her behind a tree as she herself followed.
"What are you-" Was all Courtney could say before Katie slapped her hand over Courtney's mouth; focusing in on the moving bush.
"I've got you now…" Katie whispered as she rose up her paintball gun and fired two quick shots into the bush, receiving a girlish shriek as the shots entered. Sure enough, there was a person in there as a body limply fell out, followed by another person who held up their hands in defeat.
"Geoff and Bridgette?" Katie gasped as she rushed over to check on the two.
"Smooth shooting there ranger. Maybe we should stop focusing on shooting our own team and focus on the challenge." Courtney urged, wanting to leave.
"Bridgette!" Katie called as she ran towards the two, ignoring Courtney's insult, "Are you two okay?"
"Whoa, Katie. Were you the ones who shot at us?"
"Oh my gosh, yes! I'm so sorry!" She apologized as Bridgette just giggled.
"It's fine Katie. We were just waiting to ambush some Gopher deer, but it looks like we didn't do such a good job of covering ourselves. Geoff here," She mentioned, pointing at his body on the ground, "Took both your shots right in the back."
"I zink I jest lest falling in my bodu." Geoff choked out as his body and apparently his tongue had also gone limp.
"Don't worry about us Katie, go on ahead with Courtney and kick some Gopher butt!" Bridgette said sweetly, turning to cup Geoff's head and twist it back in line with his body.
"There, she said we can go! I'm off!" Courtney sighed and stomped away, Katie skipping behind her.
Geoff Confessional
"Za good ting I hove Bride looking ater me." Geoff slurred as his tongue fell from his mouth as his head followed, slouching his back into falling on the floor of the confessional. "Ze's hot." He spoke on the floor, unable to be seen by the confessional cam.
Katie Confessional
"Yeah, I've always been a great shot when it came to throwing or firing something at someone. You can say it's like a gift and a curse. I remember on the first day of camp when I tried to kill a fly in our cabin by throwing a suitcase at it. I mean, I killed the fly, but I think I indented Eva's face a little bit."
"I think we're back where we started." Sadie spoke with a frown, studying the area they were in. Eva was fuming at this point, her teeth grinding together furiously but she was doing well to not outburst.
"It's fine," Eva grunted, "You're trying your best."
"Maybe we should go left again." Sadie suggested eagerly, walking off in that direction.
"Sure, it's not like we haven't been this way fifteen times before or anything." The muscular female whispered to herself, sighing and following Sadie.
Eva Confessional
"Being a good friend is terrible! I can't even walk around and try to be friendly because Sadie is being an idiot! This isn't some college level algebra course, just read your surroundings and move. Ah forget this!"
"Oh oh, Eva, look! I see someone!" Sadie screeched as she spotted two figures out in the distance and darkness of the woods.
"So go ahead, scream louder. Make sure they hear us," Eva blurted sarcastically while following Sadie in crouching behind a bush, "Besides, we're deer. We can't shoot them anyway."
"Well we can still follow them and find out what's going on." Sadie suggested, and the two took off following the pair of campers.
"…Come on Justin, we can be a team again, just you and me!" Heather said as Justin stomped ahead of her cautiously.
"I don't know Heather, the last time we were in an alliance all you did was yell. It wasn't even angry yelling, it was just exploding for no reason."
"I've changed! And by joining my alliance you'll be able to realize that!" Heather stated as sweetly as possible. Justin squinted skeptically and surveyed the area; then turned to face Heather,
"Heather, you're gonna give our position away," Justin complained, whispering, "I feel like I'm betraying my friends if I join you."
"I'm friends with those guys! I'm sure they wouldn't mind and I'll even tell them about it. What do you say?" Heather pleaded, smacking a wasp as it landed on her. Justin smiled and turned around to face Heather,
"Sure, you've got yourself a deal." As Justin finished speaking, they heard a loud crash and what sounded like branches snapping. Behind a bush right in front of Justin and Heather, Sadie had just tripped and fallen right on to a huge pile of random sticks.
"Shit, nice move tubs!" Eva grunted before sprinting away from the scene.
"Wait Eva, I'm sorry, let me catch up!" Sadie pleaded as she lifted herself and started running.
"It's the Bass! Heather, fire!" Justin shouted before Heather flung her gun in the air and chased after the two. She fired as she moved, nailing paintball shots on to Sadie and Eva's backs. When she was satisfied on her shots, she stopped and let the duo scamper away. Justin caught up with her a few seconds later and gave her a thumbs up,
"Great shots Heather, we've got this challenge!" Heather smiled in response before turning away and grinning deviously.
Heather Confessional
"I can't believe that worked! Now that I have Justin at my side, nothing can go wrong! It's all for the sake of the team after all, ha, that's a laugh. It's all for me!"
Eva Confessional
"Screw being friends, I'm gonna pummel Sadie's face the next time I see her."
Courtney Confessional
"What a stupid challenge. It's like asking us to go draw on the sidewalk with chalk, boring. Easy too; Katie and I have already caught one Gopher deer."
"Oh this is just like those spy movies! Are you guys the villains who hold me captive?" Izzy inquired happily, flailing her legs as her hands and body were tied tightly with rope, "Hey, where'd you get this awesome rope? It looks and feels amazing!" Katie made the crazy sign with her hand, adding,
"Where did you get the rope?" and motioned at Courtney to go talk with the girl,
"Quiet Gopher," Courtney demanded, "We captured you so you could give us inside information on your team, so hurry up and spill."
"Well Justin has super cool hair and Beth's been really clingy with him lately and I mean like she's some kind of stalker girlfriend. Heather got a letter from a secret crush or something like that-"
"That's not what we want to know! The sooner you tell us your team's strategy the sooner we'll let you go. We already shot you with our guns, so just tell us what we want to know."
"Oh, I don't know any of that stuff. Well, I do know Heather's been planning to get certain people to join up with her, but I don't know who." Courtney and Katie exchanged a glance before turning back to Izzy, "Can I go now? I want to go find Cody!" She screeched happily, smiling.
"Is this the way Justin ran?" Cody asked, leading Beth and Trent through the forest with their paintball guns.
"Does anyone see Justin yet? Don't worry Justin; we'll save you from Heather!" Beth shrieked worriedly. Trent just rolled his eyes. The group continued walking until they heard footsteps behind them that were rapidly approaching. They turned around only to find Noah sprinting towards them.
"Hey guys! You mind distracting the parade behind me?" He questioned hurriedly as he ran past the group.
"Parade?" Trent inquired, turning back to see Bridgette with a paintball gun and firing it rapidly.
"Take cover!" Cody commanded as the trio scattered in different directions. A shot nailed Beth in the side and a couple hit Trent's leg as the three of them all jumped behind coverage."Wait, why are we hiding? We have guns too." Trent thought as he gripped his gun and mustered up the courage to stand up and shoot. As soon as he did, he was nailed right in the face by a bullet from Bridgette.
"Got 'em! The rest of you Gophers better be show yourself! I've got two guns and I'm almost kind of not afraid to use them!" She shouted somewhat viciously.
Trent Confessional
"Noah's sure been great lately. Creating trouble and then passing it off on someone else? Not a cool move dude. If we lose this challenge, I know who I'm voting off."
Noah ran for a few more minutes before he was sure he was safe and paused to catch his breath against a tree. As he rested, he thought about his teams face as he ran by and chuckled,
"They're going to be pissed."
He took his weight off of the tree and was beginning to run when he was stopped by the sound of a tree branch breaking. The branch landed right in front of him; prompting him to look up.
"Duncan!" Noah uttered unenthusiastically, "I didn't know you were that kind of stalker." Duncan dropped from his spot on the tree; embarrassed that he had been caught.
"As if I'd bother following you. I was just waiting for some loser Gopher to show up so I could jump them."
"But you're not even a hunter." Duncan twitched a bit at Noah's observation, and sighed,
"Fine, I was hiding," He admitted, "I'm not too big on being seen like this." The smaller boy nodded his head but posed a question,
"Why do you bother acting like this tough guy that we all know you're not?"
"What are you talking about?" Duncan asked aggressively, "I don't have to act tough, I am tough. Where the hell did you get the idea that I wasn't?" Noah smirked,
"Oh I don't know, it just came to me," He replied slyly, "Well whatever, I'm going."
"Wait a second nerd." Duncan growled; grabbing Noah's vest and yanking him by it so they were now face to face. "Erase any thought you had of me being a softie and I won't pound your face in."
"Regardless of what I do, I know you won't do it. Now can I go? I have a challenge to walk through." Noah smacked Duncan's hand off of his vest and trudged away.
Duncan Confessional
"I'm not nice, or soft, or caring, or kind, or any of that crap. That stuff's for pansies. I would have pounded the little bookworm's face in if he wasn't right. I didn't have the guts to hurt him, but only because I didn't want to suffer the aftereffects. That's what I'm saying to avoid sounding like a total wimp anyway." After realizing what he had just said, Duncan face palmed,
"Damn, I said that last part out loud."
"Cody, I found you!" Izzy yelped as she leapt into his arms excitedly.
"I'm glad I found you too Izzy." He said as he blushed, putting her down.
"Aw, were you worried about me?" She laughed, poking him in the stomach.
"You can guys can make out later, we need to go find Noah!" Trent demanded rapidly, confusing his present company.
"Noah? Why?" Beth asked, clueless, much to Trent's annoyance.
"He ran through here like a bullet and got us all shot, and we're not even deer!"
"It wasn't his fault," Beth declared, "He was just-"
"Well if you guys aren't going to help," He interrupted, "I'll just find the dweeb myself."
"Oh wait!" Izzy stopped, stepping in front of Trent, "Take this!" She held out her hand and handed him the tiki charm she had found earlier.
"Where did you get this? It looks just like the one I gave Gwen."
"Huh? I don't know, I just found it lying around, but you can use it as a good luck charm." Izzy stated, slapping him on the back, "Get on out there! Have fun on your adventure! Come on Cody, there's this awesome secret base I found that we can use to hide in!"
"But Izzy, I'm a hunt-" Was all he had time to say before he was grabbed by Izzy and dragged away to wherever it was Izzy was taking him. As they went their direction, Trent sent out on his journey to find Noah, leaving Beth standing alone.
"Oh uh, that's cool I guess. I'll just go this way by myself. We'll meet up later I suppose." She murmured, sighing as she hung her head and walked away.
"Did I mention how impressive your shooting was?" Heather asked, admiring Justin profusely.
"Well this is the fifth time you've asked, but yeah, I was pretty impressive wasn't I?" Justin bragged; Heather snickering evilly behind him.
Heather Confessional
"The self absorbed fool doesn't even realize he didn't shoot those Bass idiots, it was me. I swear, if I had known convincing Justin to join up with me again with be this easy, I would have done it two chapters ago."
The duo walked silently through the forest for a few minutes before stumbling upon a female bass member supporting a male bass member and the two staggering through the forest together.
"Bridgette, I said I was feeling fine. You don't have to help me out anymore." Geoff explained, trying to loosen himself from the female's grasp.
"No Geoff, you're still hurt. I've taken first aid classes, just let me help you." She urged, but Geoff tried to free himself once again which result in him toppling over top of her. The pair ended up face to face with each other on the ground, Bridgette blushing at him. Heather decided this was the opportune time to reveal herself and stepped forward from the darkness of the woods surrounding her, laughing,
"Wow, even losers like you guys can fall in love, that's sweet."
"Heather, what are you doing?" Justin asked, stepped forward and also accidently revealing himself.
"Relax Justin, these zeros can't do anything to us. I bet they even lost their guns." Bridgette grunted and pushed Geoff off of her before whipping out her paintball from nowhere and rapidly firing shots at Justin and Heather. Heather wailed her usual low pitched shriek while Justin just squatted in a defensive position, screaming,
"Not the face!" Tons of shots hit the two; Heather being hit with so many she wasn't even given enough time to grab her gun. The barrage finally ended when the loud speaker in the center of the island went off,
"Attention campers, the hunt is over! Please report back to the camp; it's time to tally up the score!"
"I have to say, I'm extremely disappointed in all of you." Chris scolded, glaring at the whole group, "There was deception, sexual innuendos, awkward moments, lies, and hatred. I have to say...that that made for some awesome television!" Chris congratulated the group of teens as they clapped and cheered. "Now, back to serious business. I'll now count the number of deer and hunters that have been shot with any paint. Just by glancing at you guys, I'd say the Gophers have something to be worried about." Chris turned to the Bass team first and inspected everyone's body; counting only Sadie and Eva who had been shot.
"Miss 'I can shoot a gun' over here almost got us killed." Eva grunted, crossing her arms.
"Uh, it was just paint Eva. And I said I was sorry!" Sadie whined, but Eva just ignored her.
"Don't bother her Sadie; she has too much rage anyway. We should be making friends with people like Bridgette!" Katie added, smiling at Bridgette kindly.
"Are you saying I wouldn't make a good friend?" Courtney interjected rudely, "Because I'll have you kn-"
"Alright, we get it Courtney, shut up." Chris stopped, much to their team's relief, "Wait, aren't you short a fish?" Chris asked, only noticing seven of the eight Bass members. Courtney walked out to take a look at the team when a realization hit her,
"Where's DJ?"
"He could be seriously injured!" Bridgette panicked, but Chris put a hand on her should to calm her,
"Relax everyone. We'll send a rescue team out to go and find DJ. In the meantime, we should find out who the winners are. Gophers, its inspection time." Just as Chris had done with the Bass, he looked over all of the Gopher members, counting Beth, Izzy, Justin, and Heather who had all been shot and covered in paint.
"Even without DJ here, the result is unanimous. The winners are the Killer Bass!" The Gophers groaned in defeat while Chris made another observation, "Uh, aren't you Gophers missing someone too?" He asked, looking around at the team.
"Did Trent ever come and find you Noah?" Beth asked, glancing around to see if he was present.
"No, why would he do something so stupid?"
"He must still be out there! We have to go look for him!" Cody yelled, beginning to head back in to the forest.
"Don't worry guys, I'm right here." A voice shouted in the distance. The group turned to find Trent approaching them, looking rough. His hair had been all ruffled; sleeves torn and the rest of his clothes covered in mud, and he was missing his shoes.
"Ouch dude, what happened?" Justin asked, checking out the damages on his friend.
"Someone set up some dirt pits. I was just walking along when I stumbled into one. It was one hell of a struggle to get back up and while I was climbing, all of this happened. I didn't lose my good luck charm though!" Trent stated relived, pulling the small tiki type charm out of his pocket.
"Smooth moves Chuck Norris," Noah taunted, "Or should we call you the Overly Attached Girlfriend that was apparently looking through the woods for me?" Trent grinded his teeth at Noah angrily as the boy just laughed. Before this could get out of hand, Chris interrupted the bunch,
"I hate to break up this lovely reunion, but since you guys lost, you have to vote someone off. Pick the guy or gal who failed you the most and send them packing."
Trent Confessional
"We've got to get Noah off of our team. It's like he's sabotaging our challenges! I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm betting my whole guitar collection that it was Noah who set up that pit fall. I went around and convinced a few other people to help me eliminate Noah, so we'll have to wait and see."
Noah Confessional
"It serves Trent right falling into one of my pit fall traps. You have to watch where you're going or else something like that is going to happen. Only someone with really bad luck could have had that happen to them. I don't know why he went around blaming me; he's the one who wasn't paying attention. Whatever, he won't vote me off anyway."
Cody Confessional
"Trent was right; I have to do what's best for the team. No hard feelings dude, but we can't lose anymore challenges."
Izzy Confessional
"Are we all going mad? We can't vote Noah off! He's like seven different types of ice cream all thrown in one bowl! Delicious! People are always calling me crazy, but come on. Voting off Noah would be, like, insane."
Justin Confessional
"I can't just betray my alliance with Noah to help out Trent, even if I did kiss the dude. I mean, Heather tricked me into the kiss and it wasn't exactly romantic, but still, sorry Trent. We can't all stay in this game."
"Heather, Beth, Cody, Justin, and Izzy, you've all received your marshmallow, giving you immunity. Since you've gotten yours, we're down to the last one of the evening. Trent, Noah." Chris paused, eyeing the two, "This is the final marshmallow. It goes to…" Chris did one of his cliché dramatic stops, making sure the audience would eat up all of these suspense and drama, which actually turned out to be annoying and useless in having any kind of effect towards the watcher. That aside, Chris took a breath, saying the name "Noah" and flicking him the marshmallow.
"What? You're kidding me right? You guys voted off me over Noah? But he's been sabotaging you guys I swear!"
"Hey, no proof, no pudding." Noah muttered, shrugging. "Bye Trent." He waved slowly to the guitarist as Chef hoisted him over his shoulder and tossed him onto the boat.
"Wait, I think I dropped my good luck charm. I can't leave yet, I was supposed to give it to Gwen! Gwen!" He called as the boat pulled away from the island.
"You know, even if he's lost part of his sanity, he's still pretty hot." Heather stated, gaining a few weird stares in response. "Oh whatever, let's just go back to our cabin and forget that this stupid day ever happened."
"Well, that's it for this exciting episode. Tune in next time for more danger, drama, and eliminations! Only on Total, Drama Island!"
"Uh, hello?" DJ cried out, his foot wrapped around some vines and a tree branch on the cliff that the campers had to jump off of their first day. It had seemed he had somehow gotten himself flung off of the cliff, but the vine and tree branch had stopped him from falling into the water below, "Anyone, come save me, please!"
DJ Confessional
"That is the last time I go off wandering alone in the woods. I was dangling off of that cliff for seven hours. Seven. I'm not even gon' tell you about when that bear came over and started doing his, uh, business. What a bad day man, I'm telling you. Hm, what's this?" DJ turned to his left and picked up a small tiki charm that was covered in mud. "Hey, cool little trinket. I don't have any use for it tho'." Shrugging, DJ tossed the charm in to the toilet and flushed, satisfied with the results and stepped out of the confessional booth.
Elimination Count; Leshawna, Harold, Tyler, Lindsay, Owen, Ezekiel, Gwen, Trent
A/N: Hey guys! Sorry it's taken me so long to update. As I said, I'm back in school which means I have a lot of work to do, so I don't have as much free time as I used to. Luckily I have a break right now, so I was able to write this. I'll try to have the next chapter up sooner, so have a good Thanksgiving day today! Happy Thanksgiving. :)