OKAY... So next installment of the parody, read with caution we are not liable for small children being affected haha. Sorry it is a bit short, busy today. Keep The Reviews Coming Please :)...Or we'll sick Bitchy Bluestar on you 3 ;)

Hollowpaw sat in the center of the camp, unmoving since Graypaw left. Other members of the clan were giving him hostile looks, but he didn't give a fuck, since he's a box. Eventually Bluestar came out of her den to bitch at him for not pulling his weight around here.
"I LET YOU JOIN THIS CLAN SO YOU COULD HELP US THROUGH OUR TIME OF NEED, AND ALL YOU DO TO THANK ME IS STAND AROUND LOOKING LIKE A DUMB-ASS? YOU LAZY SCRAP OF FUR!"
Hollowpaw simply stared at the bitchy she-cat as she continued to rant. Finally, she stopped and said, "Fine, you ungrateful kittypet. I will be your mentor."
Bluestar walked away to let the apprentice rejoice in being given the honor of being graced by her bitchy presence each day while the box just stared after her.

As the sky grew dark, Graypaw and Darkstrips, Sandpaw and Mousefur were returning from hunting and training. As Darkstrips reported his apprentice's progress, a rustling noise could be heard. Soon the horn-dog (Or horn-cat, in this case) Tigerclaw came rushing through the Medicine Cat den entrance,

"I'M GONNA BE A FATH-" He was cut off as the hanging brambles that concealed the doorway wrapped around his neck and prevented him from running further, and slammed his tabby ass into the ground. Hollowpaw was bumped by a passing Redtail. The box rolled toward Bluestar's den and rolled inside and moved toward her sleeping silhouette, Runningwind followed him in because he wanted to make fun of his gayness like the asshole he is.

"Oakheart! Stop! STOP IT! Don't lick that...you dirty cat. I might just have to punish a bad kitty like you." Murmered a dreaming Bluestar. Runningwind's breath caught as he puked all over the sleeping leader, and gagged at the images, coughing up a hairball from his monthly bath earlier and landed on Bluestar's head like a moldy cherry on chunky ice cream. "Yeah, you stop licking that dirty tree root damnit." She said. Runningwind sighed in relief. But then she woke up and shrieked, sounding like a mentally challanged fox kit.

"RUNNINGWIND YOU PUKED ON ME GODDAMNIT GET YOUR ASS OUT. NOW." She bitched. Runningwind tried to escape but tripped on her nest and slid face first in his own puke and slammed into Hollowpaw, sending him flying into Bluestar.

Meanwhile Tigerclaw was still being strangled by the brambles and Spottedleaf heard her mate and gave him deathberries instead of poppy seeds.

"Spottedleaf, I dont think thats pop-" He stammered but she already shoved the berries in his mouth.

"EAT IT BITCH!" She screeched, pounding her paw into his face causing his giant head to bounce off the ground like a basketball as he screamed.