Had a bit of writers block with this one. Plus I was busy again, and co writer wasnt in town, sorry if this one isn't so great, it's on my behalf, not hers. just wait till next time though :)... enjoy. Thank YOU for the reviews, we value them all, and read them all, and it helps when we get them.
Tigerclaw was gagging on the deathberries when they heard a screech from the leader's den. Hollowpaw came flying out as Bluestar followed him, screeching words that no one could understand. He rolled straight into Spottedleaf, knocking the evil medicine cat away from Tigerclaw and sending the tabby sailing into the wall of the medicine den. Tigerclaw then proceeded to spit out the berries while Spottedleaf tried to attack Hollowpaw. Hollowpaw fell ontop of her so that she was trapped inside his boxly self. She screeched and pounded at the box, but could not escape.
Meanwhile, Bluestar was still ranting at Hollowpaw about being in her den and crashing into her, and Graypaw was having a conversation with a piece of fresh kill. The apprentice looked horrified as the dead mouse supposedly told him the story of its murder. Soon, he was in the middle of the clearing, yowling that he had to give a speech about the rights of fresh kill.
All the cats stood around and watched the apprentice, wondering what he was going on about when he mentioned someone by the name of Marty the mouse. They all eventually walked away, leaving the apprentice to rant to himself.
By now, Spottedleaf had escaped from Hollowpaw and was attempting to help her mate get rid of the deathberries he had been choking on. Hollowpaw sat in the clearing of the medicine den, seemingly unfazed by what had happened.
Spottedleaf spat at Hollowpaw, and wanted revenge. So she plotted with a fox named Jebodiah Jelani. That night she dragged Hollowpaw by his handle (which she thought was his scruff) and pulled him out of the camp and into the forest, where Jebodiah was waiting next to the RiverClan border at the Rocks-That-Are-Way-Too-Damn-Sunny. Back at the camp Graypaw was burrying his friend Marty the mouse in the ground under his nest in the apprentice's den. He went down to the Shitplace where Hollowpaw was last seen, so he could bring him back to the "funeral". He realized he wasn't there or anywhere in the camp and shrieked. He followed the scent of Mahogany wood into the forest. Soon it led to the Rocks-That-Are-Way-Too-Damn-Sunny and he saw Jebodiah and Spottedleaf circling Hollowpaw,screeching at the box about trapping her underneath his body. Jebodiah lashed his tail, and Graypaw became distracted and darted at the fox's tail and mewed as he played with it. The Fox grabbed his neck and shook him back and forth and lost his grip, sending him flying into Spottedleaf. A mouse ran into Hollowpaw and the box hit a rock, and sailed across the rocks and into Jebodiah. The fox rolled down the cliff and hit Bluestar; whom for some reason was out of the camp and sleeping under a tree. She bitched at him. "Fool, I know you DID NOT just wake me up from my beauty sleep." She screeched. Now any normal warrior would be cowering at the sight of the sly creature, but NO ONE fucked with ThunderClan's asshole of a leader, Bluestar. Jebodiah bared his teeth at the leader and her eyes became crazed, and whipped cream flowed from her quivering jaws. She pimp slapped the poor fox and killed him. "Gotta keep my pimp paw strong." Bitchy Bluestar mewed simply and with a flick of her tail; shit on Jebodiah's carcass and padded away toward the camp. Spottedleaf owned Graypaw and left him and his box friend in the clearing. Graypaw limped toward Hollowpaw and nudged him and asked him if he was okay, and it sent him rolling back toward the ThunderClan camp. Soon after they returned, the day had come and Graypaw was yowling his tale of how he saved Hollowpaw.