New chapter guys! Sorry it has been a WHILE. But I appreciate when you read, and so does Jebodiah. FoxClan rest his soul. Lmao. I do not own warriors.

It was the next day, and it was sweltering outside. Graypaw was wheeling Hollowpaw into the clearing, believing they were just walking side by side when Bluestar called out for the clan to assemble.

"OH MY STARCLAN. HOLLOWPAW. HOLLOWPAW, HOLLOWPAW! WE GET OUR WARRIOR NAMES!" Screeched Graypaw as he chased his tail in a happy circle. Darkstrips whacked him in the back of the head. "Shut up, stupid. You're annoying; I really hate you. I can't wait until I don't have to mentor your dumbass anymore." Hissed Darkstrips, stalking off too sit next to a splinter-injury-recovering Longtail. Bluestar looked really pissed off. "Because I have stupid ass goddamn warriors in this failing clan, Redtail is now DEAD. GONE. WAY TO GO THUNDERCLAN." She screeched. The heat was certainly fueling her bitchiness to a whole new level.

"And so, I HAVE to say these words before the body of that Redtail retard. Even though I should just stay in my den and break the 'new deputy before moonrise' badgershit, Condemning you ass holes to the Place of No Stars; I don't believe I deserve to end up there." She yowled. The cats below all froze, emotionally being stung by all the hurtful words pouring out of Bluestar's jaws.

"On top of that, I have to make those two moron apprentices into warriors. So whatever." She sighed, annoyed. "So I say these words before the body of whatever the hell his name was," She meowed. "Too many damn cat names." She muttered under her breath before continuing. "So that his ghost/spirit thing can approve, WHAT IS ALREADY MY, choice." She ranted. Tigerclaw's amber eyes shone as he awaited for his name to be bitched. Ever since he was a young she-cat he wanted to be clan deputy. "Lionheart will be the new deputy of ThunderClan." She meowed. Tigerclaw's tail drooped as he looked down at his paws. It hadn't been a good moon for him. His bat-shit crazy mate tried to kill him, not to mention the brambles of her den choked him at the same time. On top of that his dreams and hopes were crushed as thatfucking Lionheart took his place as deputy. His tail dragged on the ground as he slowly walked across the clearing. To his bad luck, his tail kicked up a bit of dust which went into Longtail's face. "YOU IDIOT! I BATHED THREE DAYS AGO AND LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!" He spat, clawing Tigerclaw's muzzle. The tabby tom pitifully mewed and continued on his way to the corner of shame.

"Okay, well. Now I can give those apprentices their warrior names." Bluestar sighed. "Darkstrips, Hollowpaw and Graypaw, step forward, NOW." She snapped. Graypaw confidently stood and tripped on Hollowpaw. "Whoops." He meowed as he ran down three warriors and rolled into the highrock, sending Hollowpaw running over them just after him. They moaned and groaned in pain from the inflictions caused by the insane apprentice and his wooden accomplice. "Darkstrips, are you satisfied that this apprentice is ready to become a warrior?" Asked Bluestar.

"Actually, No, he's kind of a fa-" He began, but was soon cut off.

"GREAT. OKAY, warrior ancestors, blah blah, understand ways, whatever, here he is a warrior in his turn you dead bastards." She meowed. "Graypaw, do you promise to die for this clan and whatever the fuck else I'm suppose to say?" She mewed, clearly bored.

"I DO!" He squealed like a kit.

"Then by the powers of dead cats in the sky, I give you your warrior name. Graypaw, from now on you will be known as Graystripe. ThunderClan welcomes you as a full warrior." She meowed. The fear stricken clan yowled his name. After she began the warrior name ceremony for Hollowpaw, it was his turn to say 'I do'.

"Hollowpaw… are you okay, buddy?" Asked Graystripe, his cat-ly self hitting cat puberty, his voice deepened dramatically.

The box just blankly stared. Graystripe's schizophrenia kicked into gear, and he believed Hollowpaw had whispered in his ear.

"Hollowpaw is nervous, and he cannot answer. There fore I will for him." He announced.

"On behalf of Hollowpaw, I do!" He meowed.

"Oh. Great. Okay, um I give you your warrior name. Hollowpaw from now on, you will be known as Hollowback. ThunderClan welcomes you as a full warrior." She announced, very very bored at this point. When Graystripe went to lick her shoulder, she pimp slapped him with her paw. Because she believed he was putting a move on her. He knocked Hollowback down highrock and into the spot for vigil.

So what did you think? I love this story. I can't help myself. It swears a lot, it is true. I love it even more because of that. REVIEW PLEASE 8D I love you guys hehe