It's been like a year since an update. XD. Well there's Chapter 6, enjoy! Hope to be getting back into this series xD
I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS, OR ANY OC. CREDIT GOES TO ERIN HUNTER FOR SUCH A LOVELY SERIES.
Graystripe sat in the center of the clearing, with his chest puffed out, eyes narrowed and ears flat. He was proud that he was a big boy warrior now. He was very excited, and knew he would be awesome. Suddenly, Bluestar came barreling out of her den and body-slammed Graystripe. "OOOWWWWWW" He screeched and he tumbled across the clearing. "YOU STUPID SCRAP OF FUR. I KNOW YOU'VE LIKED ME ALL ALONG, NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GAIN MY TRUST SO YOU CAN BE LEADER OF WINDCLAN" She screeched.
"You mean Thunderclan?" Asked a puzzled Graystripe.
"WHATEVER!" She yowled as she struck his face with her claws unsheathed. The blow scratched his face and left claw marks running over his left eye. she batted at him while he screeched and she ended up tearing his ear.
"BLUESTAR PLEASE! STOP! I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!" He pitifully hissed.
"OH YEAH, BY THE WAY, YOU CAN'T BE A WARRIOR." She hissed back.
"WHAT!? WHY!" He screeched, tears welling up in his blue eyes.
"BECAUSE YOU TALKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING TALK WHEN YOU'RE IN VIGIL." She screeched.
"CLEARLY YOU AREN'T CAPABLE OF A SIMPLE TASK." She snarled.
Graystripe narrowed his eyes and his body shook in blind rage. "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED, BLUESTAR!" He yowled and launched himself at the bitchy she-cat. Caught off guard, she barely dodged the flying paw headed for her face. Bluestar hissed. All the meanwhile Hollowback is just standing there like a dumbass "watching" the clan cats battle it out.
Tigerclaw padded sleepily out of the medicine den, thinking he could sneak back to the warrior's den after his sly rendezvous with Spottedleaf. He gasped in terror and jumped as he saw his clanmates outside. What if they saw him? For the LOVE of THE DARK FOREST can't a tom get some tail in peace? He thought to himself. He scurried behind a tree and very slowly peeked around the trunk. He darted toward the warrior's den as Longtail was blinking the sleep out of his eyes and getting out of his nest to go investigate the shrieking and cursing in the clearing. Face first, Tigerclaw smashed into Longtail. That shit woke him up real quick. Longtail shouldered Tigerclaw into the sharp brambles of the den and mumbled something about Tigerclaw being a douche canoe.
Back out in the clearing Darkstrips was cheering Bluestar on, because he hates that bitchass Graystripe. His cheering became too much and he accidentally bumped Hollowback. Hollowback rolled swiftly forward, and got tripped up on the Thunderclan leader's fluffy tail. He flipped on top of her and the delusional-bitch-cat was trapped. Little did the simple wooden construct know, he stopped a potential civil war within the clan. Graystripe puffed his fur up and howled victoriously to the moon. Yes howled, shut up it's my story. Anyway, then Bluestar began to slash at the box, unable to escape. She broke one of the sides and all the cats in the clearing gasped.
"OH MY STARCLAN SHE KILLED HIM!" Screeched Whitestorm.
Bluestar calmly walked up to her nephew. Suddenly she exploded. "SHUT THE HELL UP, DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS ON YOU? PISS ON EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED?"
Whitestorm's eyes widened. He stuck his tail between his legs and padded off to the warriors den to cry. Nobody ever talked to sweet Whitestorm like that.
"THE HELL ARE YOU ALL STANDING THERE FOR? TAKE HIM TO SPOTTEDLEAF YOU IDIOTS." She growled. Graystripe and Dustpelt dragged the box into the brambles of the medicine den.
As Hollowback was wheeled into the medicine den, Spottedleaf whipped around from straightening her mating-ruffled fur. She stared at the three warriors as they approached her.
"What the hell happened to him? He finally get his ass beat?" She meowed indifferently.
"He was hurt-" Graystripe began.
"SHUT YOUR USELESS MOUTH. WHO'S THE MEDICINE CAT HERE? I THINK I CAN DAMN WELL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM." Spottedleaf yowled.
"But-" Graystripe tried again.
"NO. GET YOUR FURRY ASS OUTTA MY MEDICINE DEN BEFORE I PUNT YOU FROM HERE TO THE THUNDERPATH."
The stricken gray warrier dejectedly walked out of the medicine den, mumbling about Hollowback and medicine cats. Spottedleaf turned back to the box and growled, swiping at the side that that bitch Bluestar had broken. Dustpelt looked on, confused and scared out of his fucking mind.
"I can't heal this! Where did all of this go?! You think that berry poultice shit is gonna work when he has a gaping hole in his side?!" Spottedleaf shrieked at Dustpelt after she finished her assessment of the wooden warrior.
"I don't-"
"You don't have a brain?! I can tell! You might as well go bury his sorry furry ass right now!"
Dustpelt stood there, covered in the dust that gave him his name, and stared stupidly at the irate medicine cat. At this point, all of her shrieking went in one ear, through his tiny brain, and out the other. By the time she calmed down, he had no clue what she had just said to him.
"Get out of my sight." Spottedleaf spat at him.
That particular command he did hear, however. On his way out, he tumbled into Bluestar, who was on her way to see what the medicine cat had done for her former apprentice.
"YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY PAW YOU MORON. HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE LEADER OF RIVERCLAN."
Graystripe's voice sounded outside the den. "Don't you mean Thunder-"
"WHATEVER." She shrieked. She elbowed poor Dustpelt aside and stalked into the medicine den.
"Bluestar, he's as good as dead. All I can do is give him some poppy seeds. That high should send him all the way to Starclan with no more pain." Spottedleaf reported solemnly.
"Hollowback. I'm disappointed in you. I hope you rot in the dark forest for all the shame you have brought upon me and our family." Bluestar said solemnly.
"But Blue-"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH GRAYSTRIPE. DON'T YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS SCRAP OF FUR."
"Okay..."
Bluestar stared up at the sky, as if seriously mourning the loss of Hollowback. When she wasn't looking, Spottedleaf accidentally bumped into the wheeled warrior, sending him careening across the open space of her den.
"Hollowback lives!" Spottedleaf shouted.
"DAMN IT ALL TO THE DARK FOREST." Bluestar yowled to the sky.
