Pope Francis twiddled his thumbs outside Jesus' hut as passersby stared at the glasses on his face. The saviour strolled out and fist pounded with the new pope.
"Ayo wassup?" Jesus chuckled "Nice to meet you. I'm Jesus of Nazareth but you can call me Jesus or even Jezza C. I'm trying to make that a thing."
It was standard procedure for the pope to be transported 2000 years back in time on the night he greets the world at the Vatican. Francis, a man who lived simply, made sure to dress in his oldest robes so he didn't stick out. Jesus invited Francis into his home.
"Guys, this is Jorge Mario Bergoglio but call him Francis. He's from the year 2013 and he's the new pope." he announced to his disciples
Peter rose from where he sat "Waddup dawg I'm Peter. You can call me Pete. I kind of create this job in a few years apparently so you know… don't mess it up."
Francis nodded and chest bumped him.
"Come on guys, holla at Francis" Christ urged his other disciples.
All at the same time the other 11 men mumbled 'Sup' together. Out of nowhere 'Con los terroristas' blared from the heavens. A strange music Francis had heard before began to play and Jesus began bobbing up and down on the spot. After about 15 seconds there was a sudden flash and all the disciples were on their feet dressed as different cartoon characters.
'And do the Harlem Shake'
They all began to go wild. Arms flying everywhere, head banging, Matthew ended up wrapped up in a fishing net on the floor, James was dressed as Ash Ketchum and kept shouting 'Where's Pikachu?'. When the music stopped they all posed for a few seconds.
"I heard people in 2013 dig this kind of thing" Jesus said breaking out of his pose. The disciples didn't bother to follow his actions.
Francis stared at them all for a few seconds soaking it all in then clapped in delight.
"Bravo, bravo!"
Jesus stared at Francis. Francis stared at Jesus. Jesus still stared at Francis. Francis still stared at Jesus. Jesus didn't stop staring at Francis. Francis didn't stop staring at Francis either.
Then they did the Harlem Shake.
I think this is the first fic featuring Pope Francis.