Twilight Sparkle sat down at her desk. She levitated a quill and dipped it lightly into the first of three perfectly aligned inkwells in front of her. The quill hovered just a breath away from the paper, wavering only slightly. Twilight's eye twitched.

"UUUUGH!" Twilight's head fell to the desk followed by the quill. It was no use. She couldn't think of anything worth writing. She had just received a new shipment of ink, quills, scrolls and parchment, separated into separate boxes, as per Twilight's express instruction following Derpy's penchant for mail mishaps. Nevertheless, no worthy thought crossed her mind.

*Doodloo*

A message arrived and drew Twilight's thoughts from her dilemmas.

"Twilight! You gotta help me! They're back! It's all happening again!" Dashitall's frantic plea read.

"What is it Rainbow Dash? What's back?" She responded quickly.

"The Pindhawygvdjwjgd juhihjuh pwodjnbb" Dashitall's jumble fell into Twilight's view.

"The Pindha-what-now?" Twarkle9 asked, not understanding in the least whatever it was Rainbow Dash was trying to articulate.

"Sorry, the Pinkie Pies! They won't get off me! Make it stop!"

"That's soooo not true, Dashie! I'm here at home, silly pony!" PinkyPartyPony joined in.

"Well if you're there, then who's…. Pinkie…. you didn't…"

"Well, anything's possible, that is, if it's fun!" PinkyPartyPony_2 messaged in.

"Fun? Where? I want some!" PinkyPartyPony_3 joined.

"But that's impossible! How could you have removed Tom from the Mirror Pool's entrance?" Twarkle9 asked, shocked at how quickly her day was derailing.

"Oh, Rarity helped me." PinkyPartyPony, the original, stated matter-of-factly.

"Rarity!" Twarkle9 sent, exasperated, and not just a little panicked.

"Oh, hush darling, it's nothing serious, just a bit of, well…" RareBeauty fumbled her well planned explanation.

"FUN!" PinkyPartyPony_4 cut in.

"You just wanted Tom back, didn't you, Rarity?" Twarkle9 asked, flatly.

"Maybe if you had a handsome stud-muffin of a stone waiting for you, you might understand." Rarity responded defensively.

"Muffin?" DerpyDerp inquired.

"That uppity piece of rubble is askin' for it now!" SpiketheMagicDragon threatened.

"Don't you go crazy on me too, Spike."