333 and more ways to be kick out of a world meeting

I DO NOT OWN HATALIA

Tsukiko-chan's

Run up to France yelling "papa papa papa I found you!"

Chibi America soon regretted it as he was forced to watch...French movies!

Make everyone watch twilight...all 4...

England sat there like it was almost nothing even if his eyes twitch every so second, and Japan was having a spas attack that he had to leave the bloody room. Everyone else came out screaming on the first part of the first movie, leaving America fast asleep on the couch and an England wanting to smash his TV in there and then.

Threaten Canada's bear.

When Canada was little, he used to come over to play with America. Leaving England with the bear.

"what you want fuzz ball?"

"Your mama"

"I've got no mama"

"Then who made you"

"Your arse"

Ask Japan to marry you

America had got hold of a fan and paid her do so. she knock on the door and kneel down "Well you marry me?" Japan slammed the door, nose bleeding, cheeks blushing. He fainted on the spot.

Paint Germany's nail's bright pink.

Poland had somehow in the night got hold of them, and now was getting hit in the head with a German sausage.

Tell everyone Romano is actually a girl

The bad trio where now going to ruin his life, dear god.

dress as someone and kiss Russia

England got Canada to look more like America, when he confessed he didn't know he go for real America.

slap everyone who forget' Canada

A stalking fan had done so when she asked "Do you know Canda?" only getting "Who?".

There were 3 inured, 5 in hospitable, and many others still laying on that floor.

tell Germany Romano actually love's him is jut to scare to say so

Germany couldn't talk to the Italians and keep by Japans side for 5 weeks.

take Italy's pasta

Germany soon got annoyed with pestering Italian and took all his Pasta supplies away for a week, instead Italy went crazy for Pizza instead, Italy even try to force it down his throat.

tie Italy's curl to a pencil

Being bored out his head, and interested in Italy curl. This is Japan bored. As he picked up the pencil and twirled the other bit of hair, the Italian blushed harder until Romano pushed the Japanese man, which turn to him shouting as well "Rape! You trying to rape my fartello?!"

dye America's jacket pink

England wanted revenge and 'accidentally' put America washing with pink clothing.

America once found it, had cry his head of and turn to Russia "You did this, didn't you? Commie bastard" he shouted pissed and angry, for once in his life Russia wanted to piss his own little pants.

Assassin of blue rose Idea

Put a American football on a kebab skewer and roost it in a fire and force feed to someone American.

America cried singing his 'star spangled banner' song.

Mine own

Bomb everything you hate.

Japan, Germany, Italy all gang together to get rid of Justin B, Jessica black.

Wands. Get lots and lots of wands.

England had been the first to go to harry potter studios and god did he buy a lot. "heehe, I'll get my revenge"

Found the door to hell?

America was soon found screaming each time he open a door himself

I say, who are you

Soon it was found America was getting forgotten "dudes noooo!"

Jaggier time! Turn the music on

"hey America why is your hand on fire?"

"it always does this when a party starts"

"NOTHING LIKE A PEWDIE PARTY!"

Confused, Just turn the clock

Italy stared at the clock in amusement; he gets to turn something around

Pointless bones

"Huh, I see now"

"what?"

"your bone is boneless"

"you bloody wanker I kill you into next week!"

Eyes, eyes everywhere!

England was staring at Germany how not at Germany exactly . America waved a hand over the glaring England "stop it the eyes may win!"

Well shot me I took too long for this, sorry got busy with life and Deviantart doing a Hetaoni Reader Insert...sorry guys! I'll try to be speedier!/ do you want me to upload my Hetaoni Reader Insert on here as well? ~ Conrad