333 and more ways to be kick out of a world meeting.

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA...even if I wish I did. XD ~Conrad

Let have a trip!

"Every single bloody day I trip"

"Kesesese..."

"It was you! You bloody wankering wanker!"

Guess what I collect!

"Today at newspaper club we decided to find what people collect"

"I collect heads"

"I collect the ladies..Ohohohoh~"

"I collect wedding rings for me and brother Russia"

"Unicorns"

(guess who said what XD)

Barrels!

America had been seen screaming and destroying Barrels. "Barrels! My archenemy!"

"You're not PewDie"

"Shut up Stephano!"

"I'm not bloody Stephano!"

Everyone knew what Italy brothers curl does, is it the same with Canada?

America being the older brother had pulled the curl, all he got was a punch to the face.

Muffins, muffins everywhere!

Four people in a car, one American the driver, the one next to him was Italian, two behind was Japanese man and France who was now eating muffins.

"Ummm..France-san shouldn't you be eating something, more healthy?"
"but Japan, I work at the muffin factory where only, we workers have to eat them"

"dude your messed up" and with a muffin in his face started a war and ran away Italian.

Wrong anime moment

Japan about to get out his sword at the enemy of the 'Allies' when the 'Allies' entered with roses and flowers pelts flew across and a dramatic of roses in the hands and smiled at the Axis, "welcome to the host club" they all rang out together.

"Cut cut cut! Wrong anime guys!"

Dancing psychos?

"Hello England"

"Hello Arthur"

"Now you two dance, your twins right? This should be easy for you!"

Later that day was full out war and England won, again.

P2? P1? What?

America was reading Fanfiction when he came across a Fanfiction of himself with 2p England lemon, now he regretted ever reading it.

Stalking cats

Turkey was walking down the road until he came along a cat following him, he ignored the cat as nothing, and soon he was on the floor with cats all over him. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU GREECE!"

And now, idiots

"I like polar bears"

"I like trains"

"I like cats"

"I like scones"

And with that a huge scone squashed the little blonde hair boy.

Well that it, I know I haven't updated but I been very busy lately guys, and please keep sending in Idea's! All credit goes to you! Please review, fav and comment! And guys should I do a funny story about a shy girl getting tangles up with Hetalia guys in a new school? There be messed up relationships (yes there be yaoi), and pretty much a crazy adventure for a human being don't you think? So what you say, should I?~ Conrad