Chasing A boy through the wind Chapter 2: THE Dobe Strikes Back!, a naruto fanfic

Jutsu: Kage bushin no jutsu

Normal speech: "I hate paperwork. I bet Minato died just to escape this Hellhole."

Demon/Summon or Fusion speech: "Finally, I am free. In your face Minato!"

Human Thinking: 'Oh, Shit.'

Demon or Inner beings thoughts: 'Oh, Shit is right! You are royally screwed bitches!'

Flashback: Time to crap myself again, just like last time!

.Author: "(Ramen, SO GOOD)!"

.Note comedy won't really start till chapter four

Please tell me if this is more readable thanks guys

Chapter 1 The Dobe strikes Back!

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Naruto bravely stopped one clone by destroying it from the head down with a paper bomb, but was bitten on both sides of his neck. "Ahh…" Naruto cried hitting both the other clone and the original firing them both off and charging again. 'Impossible he should not be able to move after I bit him' the snake said before noticing that two marks were appearing on the boys' neck. "You idiot, only one of us could bite him" he said to his clone before he dispelled it. "Well Naruto I must say your strength is phenomenal, I really enjoyed our fun today but I must be going, do your best to stay alive, although I am sad to say I seriously doubt you will" the snake said as he left "I'll tell you my name though since you did so well today, I am Orochimaru" he then disappeared into the ground like mud through the grass…

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Since then even through the pain Naruto dragged his teammates the rest of the way to the tower, waking them both up, opening both scrolls to summon a proctor, and then passed out; his vision fading into the darkness…

…………………………………………………………...………… (Ninja art: stuff that came to me jutsu).............................................................

Fact! Orochimaru was on Naruto's shit list now. Fact! The curse mark err marks hurt like a bitch. Fact the leaf medical staff either hated his guts or he got the "Dumb" shift because they didn't ask about the two weird bruises, one on each side of his neck.

"Ugghh that stupid snake freak" Naruto grunted out as he dressed himself in some spare clothing given to him to replace his old destroyed jumpsuit. His new outfit was so old that the guys in charge didn't know its condition, but Naruto took it just the same because the alternative was not pretty…

After putting his new outfit on he looked in a nearby mirror and nodded to himself "Not bad, its not so freakishly orange, and the large collar covers my marks, Uggh I better get the old man to check these weird things out, I didn't sleep very well because they annoyed me for the past thirty six hours… wait did I say freakishly orange? Heh I guess "I" was right about the seals put on me, now I can see and think so… clearly."

Naruto had changed, and before you start worrying about him going dark or brooding he didn't change how you might think. First off his body was much more physically stronger; his body was toned and had good definition, but wasn't shaped like a wrestler, more like an Olympic runner's body; which wasn't bad if you remember he is only 12 years old! As for his mind well… he could think both very fast and clearly, colors were much brighter, he could smell things he never could before, and even when he wasn't trying to ideas and strategies would come to him.

"Heh, I guess I should go to the announcement room, it's been what two days since we got here; the proctor said five days so… another thirty minutes would be five days exactly." Naruto then donned his headband as he always had done and left the room he had been in for the last two days.

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The rest of the "Rookie nine" didn't look too awesome themselves. Nara Shikamaru looked bored, and covered in dirt, Yamanaka Ino looked like she had been in a fight with a wild pack of dogs, and Akimichi Choji was out of chips (Nuff said) this was squad 10 and they had been at the tower a grand total of maybe fifteen minutes.

Inuzuka Kiba and his partner Akamaru his dog were covered in little nicks and cuts, Hyuuga Hinata was slightly limping and had cuts on her face, and Aburame Shino… well you couldn't tell because his face is always covered but he was out of breath you could tell. These three were squad 8 and they had "Just" made it on the dot for the deadline.

"Heh so how long you been here Uchiha?" Kiba asked arrogantly as he fancied himself Sasuke's equal.

"Two days" the Uchiha said smirking at Kiba's facial response to his reply.

"That's my Sasuke" Ino said as she attached herself to Sasuke's back causing Sakura to lose it.

"Get off him you pig" she said prying her off and causing a scene.

"Umm… where is Na-Naru-to-kun?" Hinata asked shyly to the pink haired kunoichi while twittering her fingers.

"Hmm probably still in the hospital bed from his injuries" Sakura said causing the Hyuuga to freeze.

"Is-he alright?" Hinata asked thinking of all the possible different ways he could have gotten hurt.

"Knowing him he'll be up and about soon" Sasuke said chiming in. "He did break… what four ribs and had some nasty flesh wounds so it may take him awhile" he then added causing Hinata's eyes to widen with fear.

"What the hell happened did he trip and fall?" Kiba asked thinking back to their academy days when Naruto would prank and goof off a lot (Mostly because they wouldn't teach him much)

"What did happen Sasuke-kun? I got hit pretty hard" Sakura asked while turning to him. "After that guy hit me I remember Naruto charging him, I thought he got knocked out from that blast through that boulder? That's about all I remember."

Upon hearing this all eyes went on Sasuke. "Dude she is talking crap right? I mean going through a boulder? He wouldn't still be here if that happened." Kiba said causing Sasuke to turn his head.

"Actually Kiba, he did, and then got back up a minute later and charged the guy" Sasuke said making their eyes go wide.

"Crazy troublesome blond" Shikamaru said knowing that sounded like Naruto.

"Not only did he fight the guy he managed to cart both of us here by himself, with all his injuries" Sasuke said making Sakura turn to him.

"Naruto was the one who brought us here?" she asked as that moment in here memory was fuzzy. Sasuke nodded, "Yes, something happened in that fight, Naruto completely changed his way of fighting and I swear got taller" Making Kiba laugh.

"Ohh Please, like that idiot could do that, I remember not four months ago in the academy he was mediocre at best."

Sasuke turned to Kiba "believe whatever you want Kiba" he stated before they all heard a loud POOF sound.

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"I congratulate you all for making it this far" The third Hokage said to the small group of shinobi from the railing up above an area. Just then a shinobi appeared on the field and said. "Cough I congratulate you as well, Cough but I'm afraid there are too many here to continue so we will have to have a preliminary round to cut the number in half" making a lot of people mad. "If you wish to quit you now may" he said causing one guy with glasses to raise his hand. After he nodded and left the proctor said "If you are not present you will be disqualified" causing Hinata to become very sad.

'Naruto tried so hard…' she thought, just then someone said "Good thing I made it then" causing everyone to turn their head to see…Naruto. But they noticed that he was mostly covered with a large cloak like one the Anbu wear and that his face was covered in bandages.

"Wow you really did get the crap kicked out of you" Ino said.

"Ehh shit happens" he replied before going up into the railed second floor, with the rest of them following him.

"I have allowed the clan leaders as well as some of the council to be here in an attempt to see the up and coming shinobi of today" the third Hokage said noticing Naruto. 'Is that Naruto? He looks like crap, maybe I should ask him to stop so he doesn't hurt himself more…no if I did that he would not stop anyways he would just get mad, although I better keep an eye on him just to be careful.'

The clan leaders joined the Hokage up on the balcony, these being Inoichi Yamanaka the leader of the Yamanaka clan, Choza Akimichi the leader of the Akimichi, clan Shikaku Nara leader of the Naras, Tsume Inuzuka the leader of the Inuzukas, Hitomi Hyuuga the mother of Hinata and current leader of the Hyuuga clan (explained later) Sakaria Haruno the mother of Sakura and a member of the civilian council, Danzo, the old war hawk a member of the council, and a few other to be named later members of said council.

Not too far off a certain snake-ophile who disguised as a jonin sensei for the sound ninja team had his eyes widen 'He survived both marks? Ku ku ku ku ku ku ohh this is perfect! I will "Have" him I must! Ku ku ku ku ku Naruto-kun you amuse me to no end, your power and body will be mine!' he smiled devilishly and turned to the field not really paying attention, he had what he wanted.

"Ok then cough first match is Sasuke Uchiha vs. Yoroi please come to the field" said the proctor

…………………………..........................................… (Match one Sasuke vs. Yoroi)………………...................................……………..

"Heh a brat this will be easy" Yoroi said as he stretched his body a bit before taking his stance.

"Heh so you say" Sasuke said before taking one of his own.

The proctor looked at one then the other and said "All right, if you both are ready…Begin"

Both shinobi charged each other, "Heh Take this you little twit" Yoroi said as he grabbed Sasuke and began to drain him of chakra. "Ahh." Sasuke said as he struggled to break free. "It won't work; I'm very good at this… wait what the hell? Are you a…" unable to finish as Sasuke head butt him in the face, kicked him in the face and shouted Katon: Grand fireball hitting the poor defaced ninja with a very hot fireball singeing him all over and making him pass out.

"Could have been the nads" Ino said making several of the guys cover their "friends."

"Cough cough winner of the first match, Uchiha Sasuke" The proctor said as they carted away the loser and held their noses.

"Nice going Sasuke-kun" Sakura said as Sasuke passed her. "Hmmph" he replied with a bead of sweat rolling off his face as he turned his head towards Naruto.

"Ok then…cough second cough match is Yamanaka Ino vs. Haruno Sakura" the man said ignoring or at least trying to ignore the shriek from Sakura's mom telling her to give all she has.

…………………………………..........................………… (Match two Ino vs. Sakura)............................................................................

"Ready for this billboard brow?" asked Ino smirking at Sakura.

"A hundred and ten percent" Sakura replied "And I'll beat you and show Sasuke I'm the best!"

The proctor then said "Fight" causing the two to run at each other chucking Kunai at each other.

"Heh take this" Ino said as she threw a dozen shiriken.

"Too easy" Sakura replied as she dodged them and pulled out her own. "Let's see you dodge mine" and then she threw them at Ino.

"This isn't a match it's like a game with children" said Neji Hyuuga as he watched them fight. "They are beautiful, GO Sakura!" lee shouted causing Neji to roll his eyes.

"Ok I see you got better" Ino said, "But try this" and then she made her clans signature hand symbol.

'Ugh I told her that was dangerous by herself' Shikamaru thought as he watched her.

Mind: Transfer jutsu she said calling out then dropping to the ground.

"What happened" asked Sakaria as she watched her daughter laugh like… Ino.

"Ino switched minds with her" said Inoichi as he sighed "I told her not to try that while by herself, she got lucky with that hit"

"Ino" then began to hold her head and thrashed about a bit before turning to her own body and releasing. "Too much forehead" she said back in her own body making everyone else sweatdrop.

"Let's settle this and our love for Sasuke in one shot!" Sakura said causing Ino to stand back up.

"I agree let's go!" and they charged…

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And knocked each other out cold by punching each other in the face with a crunch.

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"Umm since neither will be able to see let alone fight I call this match, a draw" the proctor said without a cough because he was so disturbed by that crunch sound.

"Next match is cough cough Kin vs. Shikamaru Nara"

………………………………………….......................……… (Match three Kin vs. Shikamaru).................................................................

"Ok "Little boy" let's see what you can do decides that shadow crap" Kin said as she arrogantly rolled her eyes at the pineapple hair shaped ninja.

"Women are soooooo troublesome" was the reply from Shikamaru as he yawned.

"Ok then… you can begin" the proctor said as he jumped out of the way.

"Take this" she said as she threw a good handful of needles with bells attached at the boy making him move, if only barely"

"Not bad, but I know this trick; you will next throw some with bells and some without, it's an old trick" he said before noticing something was wrong. "Ugh what? A Genjutsu?" he said as she multiplied.

"Not so smart now are you" she said as she threw some more needles, these with strings attached so she could pull them back if she misses…or didn't.

"Ohh yah take this" he said as he made his hand sign Shadow possesion Jutsu…but nothing happened.

"Hah is that it?" she said before noticing him smirk.

"Yep" he said as he stood up. "you failed to notice my shadow stretched along closer pretending to be your strings shadow, tell me at four feet in the air does string really have much of a shadow?" he said making her eyes open.

"No fair" she said as he forced her to chuck kunai at him, and him at her.

"Who said this job was fair" he said as he bent backwards to dodge, and she did to; well tried and hit her head on a wall leaving the shape of her head there.

"Cough winner… Shikamaru Nara"

"What a pain" Shikaku said as his son went back to his place "Now I will have to come see him at the arena or my wife will beat me."

'Hmm so he uses his opponents' ability against them' Temari thought to herself, 'I'll keep that in mind…'

"Cough ok then would Uzumaki Naruto and… Inuzuka Kiba please come to the arena" the proctor said as the council members focused their eyes on Naruto and smirked 'He won't win he looks like crap' they thought as a collective.

'Poor kid…Kiba won't go easy on him" Tsume said happy her kid would win but sad it wasn't very sporting to fight someone who looked like a hospital escapee.

'Is that Naruto?

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It's been… a while, he looks like he must be in pain from what little I can see of him' Hitomi said as she looked at him from up high sadly.

"Naruto-kun…show us your growth' the old monkey (the hokage) thought as he put his pipe away to watch the fight of his surrogate grandson.

'Naruto-kun show me your…Power! Thought the snake.(You thought I was going to say something else admit it) (he almost thought it as well)

'Naruto-kun…Please…be careful' Hinata thought worried at what Kiba would do to him as she knew Kiba would most likely insult him then attack him, injured or not.

'Ok dobe let's see you do that thing again' Sasuke thought.

………………………...........................…………… (Match four Naruto vs. Kibbles… I mean Kiba)......................................................

"Let's go loser, Heh I so lucked out" Kiba said arrogantly as he put Akamaru on the ground.

"Your victory isn't yours until I am beaten" Naruto said calmly.

"Ok then let this match cough begin" the proctor said as he pulled out a lozenge.

"Ok Akamaru let's kick his ass" Kiba said feeding the dog a pill and eating one himself.

Beast mimicry: Man beast clone he said as Akamaru transformed into a human clone of Kiba, who then shot a smoke bomb at Naruto Beast mimicry: Gatsuuga (Fang over fang) he shouted as both himself and Akamaru shot at him and fired themselves all over the place trying to hit him.

"Naruto is doomed" Ino who had woken up, "He got unlucky with his roll"

"Chomp, chomp failed his saving throw" Choji said with his bag of chips causing all eyes to roll.

'Is this it dobe?' Sasuke thought as he watched the two white spinning guys randomly fire around.

"Did we squash him?" Kiba said as both himself and Akamaru stopped and took a look around. As the cloud disappeared they noticed something…Naruto wasn't there!

"What the fuck? Where did he go?" said Kiba making Kurenai and Tsume blush and remind themselves to "Teach" him not to use those words.

"Right here" Naruto said as he came threw the ground. Making Kiba angry that he missed an injured person…so mad it caused him to say something that wasn't in his best interest.

"Not bad" said Kiba arrogantly as he flexed his muscles. "I guess even a no talent idiot can learn a trick or two, bet your whore of a mother and drunken coward of a father would be proud how you came out!" he said laughing at his own twisted, anger induced joke and making a few people VERY angry at him.

"That little dog shit, I'll kick his ass for such a vulgar and extremely uncalled for comment tonight!" thought Tsume "Why is he trying to embarrass me so badly"

'That couldn't be farther from the truth' thought the old man sadly.

'Kiba! How could he say such a thing to Naruto-kun' Hinata thought in one of her few angry moments as her hands went white from gripping the bars so hard, so hard her hands actually bent it.

'Damn, if that dint piss him off nothing will' Sasuke thought looking at Kiba.

… Said Naruto as his marks activated making him drop his hood and drop to the ground on one knee.

'What is that?' the hokage said noticing the marks on Naruto's neck.

'Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku so they are active are they?' thought the snake, 'if only I could see what type he has.'

And on que Naruto's cloak dropped just enough the snake could see. 'What is that? A full moon and a part moon? I didn't know those existed!? Ku ku ku ku ku ku even stronger than the heaven and hell symbols, ku ku ku ku ohh Naruto-kun you just become more and more perfect.'

"Hah, ok then if you aren't going to fight back I'll just kick your ass here and now" Kiba said as both Akamaru and himself made another pass, one on one side and the other on his other side. "Let's hit him from both angles."

WHACK!

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'NO WAY' thought everyone in the room, even the snake was surprised but for a different reason, you see Naruto managed to push back both marks before he stood up, and CAUGHT both attacks with his bare hands!

"That's impossible" said Kiba as he felt Naruto hold his head in the palm of his hand.

"I may not know who my parents were but neither do you, don't ever EVER insult them in my face again" Naruto said as he threw them both at opposite walls making them leave nice sized imprints of their faces. Fuuton: Raging cyclones he said as two great gushes of wind, like tornados, sideways hit both Akamaru and Kiba…mostly Kiba.

'Wind jutsu without hand signs?' thought Temari as she watched the on slot. "That isn't possible, even our best wind users can't do something so… impossible, how?'

'Heh I knew I wasn't wrong' thought Sasuke as he watched the blast.

'Naruto, How?' thought Sakura completely blown away by his power.

'The demon shouldn't have this kind of power!' thought council members as they watched with fear and awe.

'Naruto' thought Hitomi as she watched 'It has so much power for your retaliation, yet you are holding in so very much, how much pain have you truly felt?'

'Naruto, to think you have come so very far, and to do the impossible it makes me happy as well as sad, sad I couldn't help more and sad that you have had to feel so much pain to get it. But now people are watching, and you will no longer be that "weak" child; sigh now the council will want to kill you even more, I should just go ahead and make your family known.' Thought the old man as a tear fell from his eye.

'Naruto-kun…' Hinata thought as she watched the wind hit her teammate, and didn't have a bit of sympathy for him, only Naruto and his sadness that had leaked out 'you have held it in so long, I could always tell your smile was fake, you've gotten so strong; and I haven't… I wish I could tell you how I feel… maybe I should…' she then became sad at her own "weakness" of courage.

'Mother, his blood, he will be the one for you, all other blood is unworthy, Uzumaki you will be that which proves my existence!' thought Gaara as he smiled as well as frowned if that was possible.

"cough well seeing as how he has been smashed into the wall I would say this Cough is over, Winner Uzumaki Naruto" the proctor said as Naruto vanished in a whirl of wind and reappeared up on the balcony.

"Umm… Naruto-ku kun would you umm" said Hinata making Naruto face her.

"What's up Hinata? He said trying to be kind of nice but it made her face go red.

"Umm I wanted to umm" she stuttered before holding her hands up "MMMM" she said as she offered him a jar.

"What's this he said" "It's a cream Hinata makes for healing cuts" Kurenai said as she popped up on the balcony "I think she is offering it to you"

"Ohh… Thanks Hinata---chan" he said with a small noticeable smile that made her nearly faint 'he called me chan…'

However when he opened it he seemed to study it carefully as if to look for poison, thinking that Naruto was checking it for such made Hinata feel so bad she wanted to scream. She knew people tried to poison him all the time; being there to watch it from hiding places had its advantages.

Naruto noticing her look wasn't sure why she made it but she seemed hurt, then it clicked 'she thinks I'm checking for poison…' he then turned to her and said. "Wow I never saw a cream for healing like this one, it even smells like its going to help, thanks Hinata-chan" making her cheer up as he put some on 'she has never been anything but nice as far back as I can remember'

"cough cough match five shall be cough Hyuuga Hinata vs. Hyuuga Neji" the proctor says as both make for the arena, but before Hinata goes Naruto stops her "Hey, you can do it, good luck" he says causing her to go into a euphoria as she walked down the stairs she even missed Neji's cold stares 'Naruto-kun'

…………………………..........................................………… (Match 5 Hinata vs. Neji).........................................................................

"Fate says you will lose" Neji says as he gets into his stance.

"I won't back down, I won't" Hinata says without a stutter making her mother very proud.

"Ok then…Fight" said the proctor

And so their dance of the Hyuuga style arts began as they both tried to get the upper hand quickly to finish the other off. Neji however made her attacks glance off and struck her in the heart causing her to cough up blood, however she stayed strong and struck him straight in the right arm closing it off. Pissing off the Hyuuga prodigy he struck her in the chest again causing more blood to flow and then knocking her to the ground barely conscious.

"Cough cough the match is over" the proctor said, however Neji charged again, this time to kill her.

A Very high lvl of KI rained down of the prodigy and had several jonin block his way as Naruto made his way as well, come to find out Naruto wasn't to fond of killers.

She isn't breathing the medical ninja said making Hitomi gasp as she watched her possibly dying daughter lay motionless.

"I see the main branch gets special treatment" Neji said before being hit with the KI again, only this time he could tell

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It was all from Naruto.

"No we can't let you kill her" said Kurenai mad as hell at the boy for his attempt before going over to her and trying to help.

"I have shut down her chakra points near her heart, if you wish to help her you had better do so quickly" said the prodigy before another KI wave hit him this one knocking him to the ground.

Naruto then walked over to Hinata and really looked at her, she had never in all his memories ever been mean to him, and just today she offered him medicine. And so he decided...

Suiton: gentle flow he said as one hand attracted a small ball of water to his hand from the air and placed it on her chest. Fuuton: gentle breeze he then said as he gently pushed the water into her skin and with a small handsign a barely auditable voice was heard Raiton: gentle jolt he then sent a small visible jolt of chakra into her chest causing her to begin breathing and her face became at peace. Those around him (except Neji) were amazed by this bit of work, Naruto then stood back up and said "That is all I can do for her, the points are open and the blood flow is clear, her lungs are mostly fixed but she needs to get care still" the medical ninjas nodded and took her on a stretcher to the emergency room. Kurenai began to follow before stopping and turning to Naruto "Thank you so very much" she said with a tear in her eye "you don't have any idea how much she means to me" and then she left to follow them to the back.

"Heh, like this will help anyways" Neji said "Losers cannot ever be anything other than losers. Nobody has a "hidden power" we are given what we get at birth and that's it, that is how destiny is; and we can't change that fact"

Naruto turned and faced him and replied "Ohh? So we will see as I too have been labeled a "Loser" let us see who is right at the next stage when they have to wipe you off the walls and floors after I have finished you." Naruto then added a bit of his anger to his voice, and even though the Hyuuga genius didn't show it, he was a bit scared "I will avenge my fellow failure and destroy you" he then took a bit of the blood off the floor, took it in his hand and let it drip out as he said "I swear an oath on this blood, I will win!" causing several of his old classmates faces to become shocked, when Naruto made a promise, even they had to admit it he would do it.

Or die trying.

"Cough cough ok then would Rock lee and Sabaku no Gaara please take to the field cough" The proctor said as he came to the middle of the field.

"YOSH! Finally I can show My TRUE PASSION!" Lee said in his usual peppy, if not extremely loud voice.

"Mother, his blood will make you sick, I will beat him quickly so you don't have to hear this noise" Gaara said making his siblings sweat drop.

'At least we know he won't go crazy' Baki their sensei thought as he shook his head.

………………………….........................……………………… (Fight 6 Lee vs. Gaara) ............................................................................

"Let us show each other our power of youth" Lee said as he tightened his arm wrappings.

"Mother says you are messed up in the head and that you smell" Gaara said making his siblings express A WTF face before remembering that Gaara was crazy sometimes.

"Ok then cough go ahead and start" the Proctor said 'I hope that lozenge kicks in soon'

"Hmm LEAF Hurricane" Lee shouted as he span at high speed at Gaara.

"Sand: Coffin" Gaara said as he tried to grab lee with a wad of sand, unfortunately or fortunately lee was way too fast and evaded it.

"Lee! Take them off!" Guy, Lee's sensei said with his signature thumbs up.

"Yes!" Lee said as he took off a pair of weights and held them high.

"Like that will help" Kankuro said, as they fell.

BOOM! They left a crater.

"Now I can move freely" the chippy green clad ninja said as he stretched.

"I told you mother thought he was nuts: Gaara said pointing to the crater. He tried to beat lee in one move, sadly lee went all Primary lotus on Gaara and dropped the sand ninja into the ground.

"I won't lose so easily" Gaara said as he caught lee with some sand and threw him into the wall.

"Lee, you may use, THAT" Guy said as he gave another thumbs up (Uncool)

"Ok then sensei!" Lee said as he held out his hands. "First and second gates, OPEN!" A great wave of power span around Lee as he continued "third and fourth gates OPEN!" With this Lee at supersonic rates of speed struck Gaara repeatedly and wrapped his leg with one of his wraps.

"Fifth gate OPEN!" He shouted as he sent Gaara all over the place before slamming him into the ground. Hidden Lotus

"Ugh" lee said as the backlash prevented him from moving.

"I... I'm not finished" Gaara said from the smoke as a wave of sand caught Lee and crushed his right arm and left leg.

"Ahhhh" lee cried out before going unconscious, only to get up like a zombie and walk closer to Gaara.

Guy dropped down and stopped lee before allowing the medical group to take him.

"I told you he was nuts" Gaara said as he sand teleported back on the balcony.

'Like you are one to talk' was the collective thoughts of the remaining sand ninja as they once again sweat dropped.

"Cough, the winner is Gaara" the proctor said as he pulled out another lozenge.

"Wow that was brutal" Shikamaru said as he watched the cleanup crew, well clean up.

……………………………..........................……………… (Match 7 Kankuro vs. Tsurugi).........................................................

"Heh piece of cake" said Tsurugi as he grabbed kankuro and constricted, only to find out it was a puppet.

"Who loses now?" Kankuro said as the puppet squished the guy and knocked him out.

"Lame fight" Choji said as they carried him away.

………………………………………...................................………… (Match 8 Shino Vs. Zaku).........................................................

"Heh you ready for my jutsu?" Zaku said as Shino stepped on the field.

"As you say" Shino said as he stood, like, well Shino.

"Cough ok then fight" the proctor said as he hacked up the first lozenge (He ate it)

The two sized each other up for about three minutes before Zaku opened his hands revealing tubes, almost like guns.

Futon: Force cannon Zaku said, only to blow his arms off.

"You used that in the forest, I saw that and plugged them while you were looking at me" Shino said. "An ace in the whole is good" and he kicked Zaku knocking him out "But two is better."

"Damn that is creepy" Temari said as she watched them cart off a guy and two arms.

'Wonder if he can come over to play' Gaara thought as he watched them drop an arm.

"Cough well I guess that means that Dosu and Akimichi Choji are the last pair" the proctor said.

…………………………………..................................….. (Fight 9 Mummy vs. Choji).....................................................................

"I'll squash you flat" Choji said as he grew fire from his eyes because his sensei said if he won he got all you can eat BBQ.

"Only if you fall on me" Dosu said as he flexed his muscles.

"Are you calling me fat!" the chubby boy said as he grew angry.

"Umm Duh!" Dosu said pushing his luck.

"Ok then cough fight"

Human meat tank Choji said as he constricted into a large ball and rolled at high speed at Dosu in order to crush him.

"Sound shutter" Dosu said as he attacked head on.

BOOM!

After all the smoke cleared it was determined that Choji was knocked out and that Dosu was

…

Flat.

"Cough, well we have another draw cough no winner for this match" The proctor said as he then jumped up on the balcony next to the Hokage. With a nod each of the winners drew a piece of paper to determine their slot.

Fight 1. Shikamaru vs. Temari

Fight 2. Kankuro vs. Shino

Fight 3. Sasuke vs. Gaara

Fight 4. Naruto vs. Neji

This was the list drawn on a board.

"Ok then, exactly one month from today you will all gather at the stadium in order to fight each other in a tournament" the hokage said pulling out his pipe. "This is the order you will fight each other in, no one may attack another until then; should you be caught trying you will be disqualified. Now, I suggest you begin training to perfect any more moves and tactics you can because everyone has now seen what you can do" 'well a few of you' he then thought remembering that Naruto beat his opponent so…strangely it was obvious he had more up his sleeve.

'Heh fate has blessed me' Neji thought as he smirked at Naruto.

'Heh fate is about to get its ass kicked and shoved up Neji's' Naruto thought as he faced the genius head on.

"Good luck to all, and I will see you at the tournament!."

Jutsu Library

Katon: Grand fireball: Is a High C ranked jutsu preferred by the Uchiha clan. It launches a flaming hot ball of fire at its target (Note temperature can be controlled)

Mind: Transfer jutsu: Mid C ranked jutsu that can only be used by the Yamanaka clan. It allows the user to jump bodies for a very limited time (Note if the new body takes damage the users body does as well)

Shadow possession Jutsu: Mid C ranked jutsu that is usable only by the Nara clan. It allows the user to bend his shadow and make everything in its reach mimic the user (Note more shadows equal more reach)

Beast: Man beast clone: Low C Rank Jutsu used only by the Inuzuka clan. It allows the user to change their partner into a human clone of the user. (Note the clone cannot talk)

Beast: Fang over fang: Mid C rank jutsu used only by the Inuzuka clan. It allows the user and their "cloned" partner to spin at high speed and attack like ripping fangs across the field. (Note it is very hard to see meaning smell is important)

Fuuton: Raging cyclones: (?) Lvl wind jutsu (guessed as a low B or high C) that seems to allow the user to funnel the wind itself into a sideways tornado and launch it. (Note it appears the user can strengthen or weaken it by adding or dropping chakra)

Suiton: gentle flow: (?) (Guessed low C) ranked jutsu of water, it seems the user can collect water in the air the purpose seems to be adding it to the next jutsu.

Fuuton: gentle breeze: (?) (Guessed low C) ranked jutsu of Wind that seems to be used to push the Gentle flow into a persons body (Note it is believed that this is used to ease pain and make blood and air flow better as a combination)

Raiton: gentle jolt: (?) (Guessed low C) ranked jutsu of lightning that sends a shock into the target, what happens after

that is unknown more shall be studied on this strange jutsu.

LEAF Hurricane: Taijutsu a physical technique not a jutsu, this is a move to let the user rotate their body in order to repeatedly kick one or more targets (equivalent to a low C jutsu)

Sand: Coffin: (?) lvl jutsu (guessed a high C) using sand to crush it's target (note you need sand)

The eight inner gates: Taijutsu a physical technique not a jutsu, these gates allow tremendous power, at a cost, each gate is like a double edged blade. If you user should open all eight their power will be greater that the Hokages at the cost of chakra at such a rate it kills the user 100% of the time.

Primary lotus: Taijutsu a physical technique not a jutsu, this allows the user to grab their opponent, make them spin, and drop them on their head for a knockout (guessed mid C to high C)

Hidden lotus: Taijutsu a physical technique not a jutsu, a hidden power letting the user gain extreme power and speed to cause major damage (warning limited time slot to use this as it quickly eats at the users body) (Guessed Mid B lvl)

Futon: Force cannon: High Cranked jutsu letting the user fire air blasts like bullets (compact or like a gust) (warning needs surgery to perform)

Human meat tank: Mid C lvl jutsu used only by the Akimichi clan, it turns the users girth into a living, spinning boulder and crushes by using speed (warning the user cannot see)

Sound shutter: Mid C lvl sound jutsu using a tool on the arm to create high frequency sound as a weapon to attack the body with (warning you have to punch with it)

Whoa, I 6000 word chapter without any of the other crap attached! sorry if a fight or two was too short but well we all know what basicly happened in canon so

choji ties so there you go choji fans!

Chapter three out soon!

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