333 and more ways to be kick out of the world meeting

Sorry guys for the very, very, very long wait, but hey! It here for you to laugh at! I know that I disappeared however, again computer problems that are NOW sorted! How can I say that true?, I've been using it for a month now and no problems, my little laptop is working again after a huge clean out! Why hadn't a done anything in that time? Because one, no idea's, two lots and I mean lots of homework, three laziness, four family member moving into new house, barely had time to do homework let alone have any fun time, it over now! And here is the funny stuff! And guys please, send more ideas in, I love your reviews and your own ideas, they make me smile and laugh. And if I do silly mistakes with ages of the countries, then I am sorry! I take most things I see from the anime, so please point that out! Thank you guys! You are all epically awesome! Ve~ Conrad

Axis and Live Show don't mix.

Japan had been able to get three tickets to see his favourite robotic band, Vocaliod, live and in front of him. If he had no pride, he'll giggle and run around like the fanboy he was, and scream at the top of his tongue, however instead he grabbed his tea and slowly globed it down, called Germany and Italy and off they went.

They had gotten the rare front places, luckily enough. The singers came out, including the beautiful Miku who stood right in front of him. He lost sense and his fanboy side, letting it bust out, which making him about to jump at Miku yet Germany grabbed his collar before he could go anywhere. But even Germany couldn't stop the flying Italian as he flied through the hologram and smack his head on the back, leaving a huge bang. He lay flat for a second before letting his hand reach of to the sky with a,

"I'm-a fine!"

How to stop a Japanese man.

Japan had ran into the meeting room, his eyes red and sore as he bounced around. "W-where are they?" He shouted at China who stood confused, Japan jumped up and kicked him into the table, "Now tell me where the Dragon Balls are!" he shouted still leaving the Chinese man confused then he stopped. " Not again aru!" He yelled.

However before the two could do anything, America stared at Japan. "Dude! Gross!" He yelled, leaving Japan to blush red before he ran out of the room in a flustered state.

Everyone turned to America, "What?" he asked as he stood naked in front of them all.

Walk into a tree.

America had his headphones in as he listen and watch videos on his phone. He barely looked up as he walked around the garden on top of the meeting building. Barely noticing the huge tree before him, he bumps into the air giving plant a huge head butt.

The tree cried as if fell done the side of the building.

"Is it me, or is there a bloody tree over there?!"

"Aru! My beautiful car!"

Winnings

Tree: 0

America: 2

Evil half mission

The 2p's gang together to raid the 1p's meeting with cupcakes! Oliver (2p England) loved the idea, as he threw the cupcakes drunkenly, he slowly slurred the words

"I pick you Pikachu!"

The table was somehow set on fire; and the only things burnt was that. All the countries agreed to bonfire it anyway, so they thanked the poor 2p's fails.

The internet

America had been sat before his computer ignoring the meeting, as shouted to himself " Aahahaha, alright internet, let see what you got!". With a click it was open on a random page, his eyes widen, his heart stopped, as blood trickled his nose. He picked the small technology and threw it England "Why?!"

He found himself some Yoai fanart.

Newspaper kill

Lunchtime had arrived for the countries as they scattered out of the room, leaving the German in the corner of the room. Who sat down, put on his glasses and pull out a newspaper, he sat relax until he saw a spider figure afar, his fighting skills came out as he jump from his spot, his glasses disappeared while he folded his paper and with clutched teeth a "grrh!" came out as he wacked the poor small spider into the window.

A small squeak came from it lips as it shouted "Bloody hell!", Germany turned to find a small miniature England squashed to the window and busted out laughing.

Mr. Tweeters

A watery black paint drawing of tweeter was printed over the walls of the meeting area, where America sat down looking at with big wide eyes smiling at all his favourite tweets alongside Denmark which had his arm around his shoulder. They laughed as a small bird filed in with a paint brush, came filling in the words black and the wall. This now turned into war!

America and Denmark ended up, painting England red, China green, Sealant blue, Iceland brown. However before they could get the bird they turned Russia pink, who was now chasing them down the hallways as they screamed for their lives.

And that all I could think up, not much I know however it been a very long time! Hopefully they make you smile! And bring more idea's in because your idea's give me idea's! Ahaha! Season 5 out and I haven't watch episode 6 yet, so I see ya soon guys! And I'm thinking of doing a self insert of myself in Hetalia, I got an idea but I wanna know what you think! Please review of MP me if you like the idea! Well I'm out, see ya soon! ~Conrad.