Disclaimer: Me + college = no money. I don't own nor do I pretend to own Naruto, I own oc's and that's about it so don't sue me as you would get enough to buy half a twix bar.
Jutsu: Ninja da art: Run like a lil b1tch no jutsu!
Normal speech: "Naruto was a fast kid when you gave him chocolate."
Demon/Summon or Fusion speech: "I know right, I mean Anbu wouldn't catch him!"
Human Thinking: 'Damn.'
Demon or Inner beings thoughts: 'Ohh you have no idea mortal of the power of ADHD!'
Flashback: I wonder if I gave Naruto-kun chocolate now if I could seduce him!
Author: "Only one way to find out!"
Quick review from our last chapter
Well?" Sarutobi asked as a doctor left the room.
"He shall be fine, lost a decent amount of blood and has a concussion, but he should feel fine with some rest" the doctor then left allowing Sarutobi into the room.
"Naruto… are you awake" the old man asked quietly.
"Yah jiji…I'm fine" he replied causing the old man to relax a bit; "are those people safe?" the boy asked.
"Yes they are fine, they have since returned home." The Hokage said making Naruto smile a little, granted a pained smile.
Then suddenly Naruto's eyes went wide.
"Jiji, hurry go save them!" Naruto said trying to climb out of bed causing the old man to push him back down.
"What are you talking about, I just said they went home; they are safe" the puzzled old man said.
"I…I heard the bad guys talking; the guy that helped them get dem was the boss of the hyugas, they called him Hiashi" Naruto said coughing which made Sarutobi's eyes go wide.
"He…he sold out his own wife?" he said out loud making Naruto cringe.
"Hurry before he hurts dem again" Naruto said as the old man got up and went for the hyuga complex.
"Hiashi… What are you doing?"
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And so we continue on
The Phantom menaces: part lll
"Ahh" Hitomi cried out as her husband struck her with his palm knocking her backwards.
"You and my daughters are a disgrace to this clan" Hiashi growled as he walked over to Hinata and knocked her over with his foot.
"Why would you say that about your daughters, neither of them are even eight years old, Hanabi is two for kami's sake." Hitomi choked out before she was struck again.
"Don't backtalk me worthless trash" he said as he grabbed her by the hair, "Hinata is too weak to even fight a civilian, and Hanabi still hasn't
activated her byakugan; at her age that's pathetic even for a weakling much less a main branch member, it's probably because of you. You're a
pathetic excuse for a Hyuga Matron, the only reason I ever gave you the privilege was because your father was a big supporter of mine, since his
death last year from his injuries as a ninja I have no more use for your carcass, I'll find a much better bitch than you!" and threw her against the
wall.
Hiashi then then shook his head, "pathetic excuses for Hyuga, and to think I almost got rid of you" causing Hitomi to face him in shock. "You mean
you are the one who sold us out to those Kumo Ninja?" causing Hiashi to sneer.
"Yes you worthless trash I did, you three are so weak even if they had whored you three out to the best they had not a single Byakugan user would
have been produced, this time I'll make sure the Hokage stays out of this and make a few ryo off your useless corpses." He then walked over to her
to silence her for a while.
"I recommend a different course of action Hyuga" a stern voice from behind him called out. Turning around he saw Sarutobi sitting in a window
looking pretty pissed. "Selling your own flesh and blood to kumo, are you crazy as well as evil?"
"Ahh so the Hokage comes to play does he? I'm afraid you cannot do anything to stop me, what happens in a clan is no concern of yours as long as
it isn't treason." Hiashi said in a cold way. "Now be off from my property before I file a complaint.
'Damn politics, Hiashi is too smart for his own good." The old man thought angrily as he narrowed his vision onto the Hyuga.
"Now why are you here anyways? Surely the hokage himself would have business to… busy himself with." Hiashi said as he faced his "wife" ready
to inflict another blow.
"A little bird told me that you had a hand in the incident today and I'm pretty sure you had a hand in it a couple years ago during the last on as
well." Sarutobi growled, "That would be my business if you almost brought us to war due to your evil ambitions."
'Simple minded fool' Hiashi thought 'in just a moment it will be the last one you ever make.'
"Ohh, pretty high accusation "Hokage-sama" and what proof do you have to this ordeal?"
"several witnesses to your crimes have come clean, you are finished Hiashi, a meeting has been set up for later today to have you removed from
your clan and punished for your crimes."
"Jiji look out!" a voice recognized by the old man which caused him to dodge a kunai from behind,
"Whizzzzz"
Albeit barely as it whizzed past his face.
'Nearly killed me, I must be losing my touch' the old man mussed as Hiashi charged the old man taking both of them out the window.
The two quickly separated and faced each other on the lawn. "I'm impressed you managed to dodge that Sarutobi, my young friend here usually
doesn't miss" Hiashi said as a kumo ninja came out of a bush.
"Someone warned him of it" the kumo ninja said as he faced a nearby tree and threw a kunai at it with an explosive tag attached to it, this caused
the tree to explode and a small child fell out of it.
"You!" Hiashi growled, pissed that his plan for an easy kill was thwarted by this… this… demon!
"Naruto how did you get here" Sarutobi asked worriedly why aren't you in the hospital where I left you."
"I wanted to make sure you were ok jiji" Naruto said as he got up from his rather painful drop on his butt, "and I wanted to make dis guy sorry for
hurting people."
"Well isn't this convenient, I can kill both the old monkey and the little demon spawn at the same time, too bad you have no reinforcements with
you Sarutobi, without your ANBU here I can kill you, you see I had a seal placed by my best seal master put inside by courtyard, it allows me to
place a powerful genjutsu on you that only a Hyuga's eye can see threw, it'll prevent your use of chakra."
"Damn it, he is right, I can't feel my chakra" Sarutobi growled as he took his position "How can I get Naruto out and escape."
Naruto seeing everyone distracted from him heard about the seal 'where is it?' he wondered, not even sure what it looked like or much about seals
in general (except you seal stuff with it) wondering this he snuck away from the tree and hid by a birdbath, never noticing a strange shaped drawing
on the bottom of the bowl.
"Jiji isn't alone!" Naruto said causing them all to face him. He was mad that these men would hurt the old man "I left a note with a nurse to give to
the masked ninja that stays there most of the time; more of dem are going to come soon!"
"What!" Hiashi yelled, pissed that this brat had stopped his plan not once, but twice.
"One of my fellow Kumo ninja sent me a note earlier before he was beaten, I think this brat is the reason they were caught." The kumo ninja said.
'Three times!' "Arrrrrrggggg" Hiashi shouted throwing all of his kunai at once at the boy in extreme rage.
"Naruto, look out!" Sarutobi shouted in horror as they detonated from tags put on them destroying the entire area Naruto stood.
"Ha! Die demon brat" he laughed, right before a fist made of mud struck him in the gut firing him backwards and knocking the air out of him.
"What, impossible!" he said as he crashed into a tree trunk.
"You destroyed your own seal it appears" Sarutobi said pissed as hell "I will kill you for what you have done!"
Several ANBU appeared next to the old man. "Come ANBU, we destroy this traitor!" and they charged at the Hyuga and his lackey.
(Several minutes of battle)
(K no longer rated R)
"It's over Hokage sama, they are dead" an ANBU with a bears mask said to the old man.
'Naruto…' the old man thought as he walked over to where the boy had stood.
"Ji…Ji" a voice was heard from behind a tree causing him to quickly run over. When he got there he found a pleasant surprise, a certain blond boy
not dead.
"Naruto" the old man said as he grabbed the boy in his arms. "how did you survive!"
"I… did that… ninja thing…" Naruto said weakly, and I… guess de wind blew some away".
'The boy used a substitution, at his age?' Sarutobi thought amazed.
"I'm very glad you are ok Naruto, I was very worried."
"I'm ok jiji I-Ahhhhhh!" Naruto began to spasm in pain.
"What is it!" he asked before noticing a strange purple glow on the back of his head. Turning the boys head he noticed a seal that glowed a malice
green shade, and it was getting worse.
"That Fool!" Sarutobi growled before running out of the Hyuga complex with the child in tow.
(And so we end this rather long flash back)
"What happened?" Kiba asked as the rest of the rookies got closer.
"Hiashi had put a seal on Naruto that would torture the boy to death if the man should fall." Sarutobi said as his fist tightened.
"A bird cage like seal…" Neji growled, just the thought of the scum made his blood boil.
"But, the baka is still alive" Sakura stated ohh so smartly.
"It was removed, though it was a very close call" The old Hokage said with regret in his eyes. "It did a great amount of damage to his mind
and body, in the end I had your father, Ino, wipe his memory of the entire incident in order to allow him some peace of mind."
"Many of them looked down in some way to respect the blond they had all disrespected over the years. Hitomi and Hanabi were very sad
such things happened to the boy and Hinata was in hysterics over the boy's pain.
"Troublesome, every time I hear about Naruto it seems like someone is hurting him." Shikamaru said with his head still down. 'Why would
Hiashi put a seal on Naruto?'
"How is he still a ninja if he got hurt so bad?" Sakura asked as she tried not to cry a little (hey even a bitch would cry here, Sasuke is upset,
nuff said.)
"Pure drive" Sarutobi said with a little pride in his voice. "Why he wanted my job I have no idea, but he strives to keep people from getting
hurt like he has been."
"Sounds almost like he thinks of himself as a scapegoat" Sasuke said with a clinched fist.
"Alas, sometimes I feel like he does just that" Sarutobi said sadly as he sat down and tried to erase all thought and relax enough to
continue with his day 'my blood sugar is going to kill me I swear."
(Small times skip of about four days)
"Wonder when he is going to wake up" Ino states out load to Sakura as they both continued to pick up trash from off the ground.
You see when Orochimaru and his allies came to party they kind of left the place in a mess.
Ehh, scratch that, the place was kinda fucked up.
"I don't know Ino" Sakura said in a distant way.
'Sasuke is so much stronger than me, and Naruto is even stronger than Sasuke, I wish I wasn't so weak; that and why did mom tell me to
tr_'.
"Sakura, earth to billboard head!" Ino said whacking the pink haired girl with a piece of wood.
"Ohh, sorry Ino, just a lot on my mind I guess" Sakura said coming out of her daze.
"Honestly" Ino shook her head "why don't we check up on the knucklehead when we are done?"
"Sounds good to me" Sakura said with a little smile.
Looking at the amount of stuff all over the place both girls groaned. 'I so wish Naruto was here with his clones, I guess I am a bit spoiled
since Naruto usually made this kind of job go fast.'
(With more of da crew)
"How much of that stuff do you think the old guy said was true?" Kiba asked as he, Sasuke, and Choji continued to pick up debris from on
top of several civilian shopping centers.
"Hyuga don't lie" Sasuke said in a low voice "and I doubt the Hokage would lie about Naruto, he always has been an enigma; this just
makes him even weirder."
"Holy shit!" Choji said with glee as he threw a bush off of the roof and reached down.
"What is it?" Sasuke and Kiba asked curious.
"Bag of chips I dropped during the invasion" Choji said as he popped the bag and took one out "Mmmmm still crunchy!"
Sasuke deadpanned and Kiba fell off the roof.
….
"NARUTO AND HIS YOUTH SHINE EVER SO BRIGHTLY!" Lee shouted as he and his two teammates returned after completing there mission in
record time.
"Yes Lee it is most impressive, however will you please stop shouting" Neji said holding his head as his migraine continued.
"Naruto's battle was really something" Tenten said in a sort of happy daze.
"Not you to please" Neji said fearing an increase to his headache.
"No you dummy" Tenten said shaking her head "Naruto is an orphan like me, if he can get that strong then it proves maybe us other orphans
can achieve higher heights as well" she then smiled "Man I feel really pumped, Hey Lee, let's go for a round!"
"Yosh, Tenten your flames are burning bright, let us have a truly youthful mat_" unable to finish as Tenten had already pulled out her tonfa
and charged the green suit wearing kid, narrowly missing.
'Why must my team cause so many headaches?' Neji asked himself.
'Naruto is partly responsible for the destruction of the man who killed my father, I owe him some respect, as well as some from the chunin
exam for the battle prowess. Such a strange person, yet he is tolerable to be sure, not to mention powerful… friends… he speaks of friends…
I suppose I shall find one or two myself, at the very least I shall attempt to get stronger to imitate him. Heh, it looks like I do belong on this
squad after all, Naruto has me so fired up I feel like…' and in an extremely rare circumstance Neji charged the other two changing it into a
free for all.
…..
Meanwhile at the Hyuga complex Hitomi and Hanabi were both working to repair any damage done to the place… ok so maybe Hitomi a little
more than Hanabi who was currently sitting around doing nothing.
"Hitomi-sama, I checked into his condition as you asked, he has yet to awaken" Natsumi said with a small bow.
"I see… thank you" Hitomi says as she sighs and looks her youngest daughter. 'Naruto, I've never seen you take so long to heal before…
please Naruto, please wake up soon.'
Hanabi seemed to go around as she normally would, but inside her mind it was like a mile a moment.
'Naruto-san, please wake up soon; I really want to thank you for saving me, and my sister and mom; And for helping me at the Chunin exam.
You're really strong Naruto, I see why sister likes you so much…'
The young girl pondered a bit on this and that while she went along her way.
…
Hinata was just leaving the hospital, being one of the few people the Hokage had put on the visitation list had its perks.
'Naruto-kun…' she continued to walk out of the building while remembering the fatal blow he had taken just days earlier.
(Small flashback from previous chapter, skip if you want)
"Ha, your little trick seems to be over my foolish old student" Sarutobi said as he smirked at
Orochimaru's expression; 'Genius, using the barrier itself to solve the problem how easy to
overlook that; Naruto you amaze me yet again.'
'I can't believe it, he found a way to destroy them using my own barrier; this boy is clever as
well as strong. I MUST have him, I must!' the pedophile thought as he turned to his old sensei. '
First I will kill this old monkey off, now,' "Doton: earth pillar" he called out making a large
rock appear knocking Enma loose from his grip.
'Now I have him!' the snake charged at him and stabbed him with his snake blade.
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Only to hit Naruto instead at the last second.
"What!" Orochimaru said as he pulled the blade from Naruto's chest causing blood to flow.
"Naruto, why?' asked Sarutobi "I'm an old man with little life left anyway, so why?"
"Because" Naruto said as blood trickled from his mouth, "Your one of the only precious I have."
(End of flash)
'Naruto-kun, do you…ever think I… could be one… of your… precious people?' she wondered to herself.
Truth be told after Naruto had shown just how far a "Blond knucklehead" could go the boy had accumulated a sizable group of admirers and
impressed people.
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Yes, Naruto now had the bane of a fan girl club…
She hoped Naruto wouldn't confuse her with one of those girls ever…
'What do I say to him, what do I do?' Hinata was worried 'if I don't talk to him soon after he wakes up then I could lose my chance to tell him
how I feel… and even if… I tell him…
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Will he acknowledge me?'
As the girl continued on her lament a sudden explosion from behind her kind of ruined the moment. Hinata turned around to see what had
caused the noise, she suddenly ran back into the hospital.
The floor Naruto was kept on had smoke coming from a window near his room.
….
Meanwhile inside…
"Kisame I told you it was a stealth mission, why did you just make so much noise?" a figure cloaked like a shadow said shaking his head.
"Because they annoyed me" said another shadowed figure as he raised an impressive sized weapon and placed it back on his shoulder,
leaving two Anbu lying on the ground, either dead or at least unconscious.
"It cannot be helped, let's grab the nine tails and make our escape." The first said as they opened his door.
…..
Hinata pounded up the stairs as fast as she could move, hoping Naruto hadn't been caught in whatever caused the explosion. 'Naruto-kun,
please be alright, please.'
Leaving the stairs and turning the corner she faceplanted into the floor after tripping on something.
"Owwchy…" she picked herself off the ground and turned to what had caused her spill.
The fact that two Anbu were on the ground and that these two were Naruto's guards kind of told her all she needed to know.
Running into his open room she saw a pair of figures wearing black robes with red clouds on them, one was tall and carried a giant item
wrapped in bandages, it looked like a huge club of some type.
He barely registered in her thoughts though; you see the other one about the same size as her sensei had something very precious to her.
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These men were kidnapping Naruto!
"Looks like a kid followed us Itachi." The taller one said as he turned to her, a giant fish-man of some sort stared at her with unblinking eyes.
"Not worth our time, run along little Hyuga, lest I destroy you completely" the other said in a calm voice that sent shivers up her spine.
"Na- not without na-Naruto!" she said charging them to take back the boy.
"A pity" the one known as Itachi said as he stared into her small eyes for a second.
"Mangekyo on a kid Itachi, are you sure?" the taller one known now as Kisame said breaking the window for a quick escape.
"No, not the full Mangekyo, it would be too costly, just a lower powered imitation" he said as she dropped to the floor in tears.
(Inside her head) (Disturbing content, rated R)
"What happened… where am I? Where is Naruto-kun!" the girl looked around franticly.
"You are in your own mind" a voice she recognized as the shorter of the two said from behind her causing the girl to turn around.
"Gi-Give him back!" she shouted before charging him, only to be blocked by a barrier of some sort.
"After I am done with him you are welcome to take him back" the man said as he pulled out a ninjato.
"Wha-what are you doing?" Hinata cried out as she charged the barrier again, only to bounce off again.
"Only this" the man said as he brought it down on his head instantly killing the blond with a single blow causing blood to fly and Naruto's
head came clean off, dropping with a squish sound.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hinata screamed out as the man emotionlessly kicked the head out of his way and dropped the
body of the boy to the ground.
"And now for the few minutes, we shall press the rewind button" the man said as Naruto materialized back into a sleeping blond… about to
die again…
(End of Rated R scene as well as mindscape)
"Let's go" Itachi said as he jumped out the window with the blond in tow.
"Right" said the other as he followed.
A few seconds later the Hyuga girl regained consciousness and realized the whole thing was an illusion.
"Na-Naruto!" she cried.
Just as she jumped out the window the Hokage in his battlesuit, along with several Jonin and Anbu entered the room.
"Follow her!" the old man said as they followed the girl quickly catching up.
"What happened, where is Naruto?" Sarutobi asked her as she pointed to two shadows running for the north gate.
"They took him!" she choked out before increasing her speed.
"Men, after them!" the old Hokage shouted as they passed the girl to catch the men whom had taken the boy.
(Several moments later outside the gate in the forest)
"Did we lose them?" Kisame asked his partner as the two continued but at a slower pace.
"As far as I can tell" Itachi said carrying the blond, "Leader will be pleased of this relatively easy capture."
The two continued through the trees, victory assured!... assuming no one could see through trees.
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"Damn we lost them!" one of the Jonin said as he tried to catch his breath.
"Fuck" said one of the Anbu we are combat Anbu, we are not skilled in tracking.
"I thought the Anbu were masters of tracking" Another Jonin said angrily.
"As a team we are, we three Anbu are combat, our teammates track usually; these men are very good at covering tracks in a hurry." The
Anbu said with a bit of guilt.
Sarutobi looked pissed "You two, go back to the village, I want a team of trackers here NOW!" he roared.
"Yes Hokage-sama" said a couple Jonin as they ran back to the village.
"What do we do Hokage-sama? There isn't a way to-"
Suddenly someone ran past the group and continued into the forest.
"Was that the Hyuga girl?" an Anbu said confused.
"After her, she may be able to see them!" Sarutobi shouted as he, three Anbu, and two Jonin ran after the small, but pissed girl.
"Hinata, can you see them?" the old man said as they caught up to her.
"Yes!" she said as she continued to run as fast as she could go.
"Squirrel, carry the girl on your back, we can go faster!" one of the Anbu said as the other nodded and scooped the girl up.
"Point and direct us please" said Squirrel in a feminine voice.
"There!" Hinata pointed as the group increased speed.
(With the Phantoms)
"We have a problem" Itachi said calmly, yet it was obvious he wasn't happy.
"What, I thought you said we lost them" Kisame said as the two got back off the log they had been sitting on to run.
"We did, they are tracking us somehow."
"I told you that you needed to visit a damn eye doctor" Kisame joked.
"I'll get you for that later" Itachi said with a tick mark over his left eye.
Suddenly a kunai flew right past them into a tree.
"You wanted a fight didn't you Kisame?" Itachi said as he stopped and put up his guard.
"Heh, let's crush them like insects" Kisame drew his weapon blocking another kunai and a few shiriken.
Immediately the Hokage and his men (plus one girl) landed in front of them.
"Looks like you should have used a stronger genjutsu Itachi" Kisame said pointing at the Hyuga girl.
"Yes, I should have just finished her when I had the chance" Itachi said a bit irritated that a Genin Hyuga had tracked him down like this.
"So, it was you Itachi Uchiha; I didn't expect you to return to the village." The Hokage growled.
"Fate led me back to the leaf it seems, you see we were after a prize" Itachi said pulling his Ninjato out, ready for combat.
"Give him back!" Hinata cried out squirming in the Anbu's arms.
"Kassem, take the girl and stand back, we will handle these two." Sarutobi said causing a Jonin to nod and grab her before standing back a
few feet.
"Let the Hokage and Anbu deal with them, I doubt either of us could really hurt them." The Jonin said causing her to regretfully nod and hope
they would win.
"I guess I should introduce myself as well, I'm Kisame Hoshigake, the pleasure is mine of course." The taller one said as he threw his hat.
Losing to time Itachi made hand signs at supersonic speed. Katon: Grand Fireball he said firing a massive fireball at the group.
Doton: Earth wall formation the Hokage shouted as a wall of stone took the blow.
Soiton: Giant waterfall Kisame said as a massive wave of water washed away the wall causing the Hokage and the Anbu to jump, the Jonin
was unlucky and was washed away about five hundred meters away before striking his head on a tree rendering him unconscious.
Doton: Spiral Stalagmites Sarutobi said as spikes came from below to impale the duo.
Amaturatsu Itachi said dropping an Anbu with black flames to the face causing him to remove his mask and hit the floor from face burns.
Soiton: Tri-water prison Said Kisame as he captured the other two Anbu using clones.
"It looks like you are by yourself Hokage-sama; it would be wise to back away from this fight, lest your old age get you killed." Itachi said coldly.
"Why do you want Naruto" Sarutobi growled, hoping to buy a little time.
"Because he is the prize the Akatsuki is after, and we will have him." Itachi said calmly. "Kisame, it's over, let's go."
"Naruto!" Hinata screamed as she ran at them.
"Let me deal with her this time Itachi" Kisame said raising his sword.
"No, she has annoyed me long enough, I'll do it." Itachi said as he readied himself for the kill when.
A Massive chakra flowed from behind the pair causing everyone to freeze.
"Shit" Itachi said breaking the silence "Naruto has awakened."
"Na...Naruto-Kun!"
Sup Friends
Posting a moderate sized chapter with don don don... another cliffy! yes i am that evil
A thanks to all who read and review (Please send me da reviews guys they make me have more drive to write)
To a couple people who have commented on my style and grammer issues i thank you for the constructive ones. to those who just send complaints without explaining exactly what you are complaining about i ignore you, this is fiction not another damn english paper, i blow off steam and creativity typing and you blow it off reading, let's keep it kewls.
Posting unknown readers flame because i wish to embarrass him/her for the comment made
Devilqueer: Ur storys english sucks you fag! it's worth about as much as the shit i threw up this morning.
Lolz, ok first off as you can see this person sucks at spelling as well, secondly if i threw up shit i wouldn't be telling people about that.
To those who want naruto's lineage to be known it's next chapter (enjoy the chaos)
Announcement! due to complaints and a friends request i shall change the harems of these two fics slightly, the harem for this fic is as thus
Main: Hinata, Hanabi, Hitomi
Branch: ?, ?, ? (possibly Natsumi)
I shall post the tweaked harem for the other on my next post on it.
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Jutsu List (*) means original and (#) means someone submitted it to me, send one in if you want me to use it :)
Genjutsu: Hells barrage (*) (Rank low B) The jutsu Itachi used on hinata. This jutsu shows the target what they would consider their
worst nightmare, mentally damaging and physically draining the target of strength.
Katon: Grand Fireball: (Rank mid C)
Doton: Earth wall formation: (*) (Rank High C) A wall of stone and earth formed to block incoming attacks, comparable to a stone wall
Soiton: Giant waterfall: (Rank High B) A massive wave of water used to completely wash away ones foes and change the battle field
Doton: Spiral Stalagmites: (*) (Rank High B) Large spiral forming stalagmites formed from the ground used to impale entire units.
Amaturatsu: (Rank ? guessed High A to) Ever burning black flames that corrupt anything they touch, few can counter this move
Soiton: Tri-water prison: (Rank High B) Clones using a water prison like spere to intrap foes, keeping them out of battle or for capture