Jutsu: Ninja da art: Run like a lil b1tch no jutsu!
Normal speech: "Naruto was a fast kid when you gave him chocolate."
Demon/Summon or Fusion speech: "I know right, I mean Anbu wouldn't catch him!"
Human Thinking: 'Damn.'
Demon or Inner beings thoughts: 'Ohh you have no idea mortal of the power of ADHD!'
Flashback: I wonder if I gave Naruto-kun chocolate now if I could seduce him!
Author: "Only one way to find out!"
(Flashback from last time!)
"Does that mean he falls under…?" Tsume started.
"Yes, Naruto… you are now the proud recipient of… the Clan restoration Act" Sarutobi grinned.
"…What is that?" he asked as several perverts noses bled.
"It means you are to marry at least six women of high standing in order to restart your clan" Sarutobi said as he too had a nosebleed.
"What!" Naruto cried out before Naruto was taken outside by a pair of Anbu.
As the rest of the council (plus Jiraiya and a baffled Tsunade) watched from above; Naruto was placed on the ground.
"What the hell?" Naruto asked no one in particular before a sudden dark chill went up his body.
"Naruto-kun" Sarutobi said in a louder voice so Naruto could hear "Your fan girls await you."
"The hell are youuuuuuu…" Naruto looked behind himself to see a lot of fan girls.
And I mean a LOT of fan girls.
"…Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiittttttttt" Naruto squeaked.
"He's mine!" a single fan girl screamed out before they all ran after him.
"…Why me?" he squeaked out before running faster than he had ever run before; while a huge group of fangirls chased him and at least two perverts laughed maniacally.
"I am sooooooo gonna die" Naruto said to no one in particular as he ran through the village…
Picking up even more fan girls.
(Damn it, I forgot the damn pie scene! Ahh well… let's keep going)
Chapter 9: Revenge of the Hebi (Foreboding Isn't it?)
"Damn you old man!" Naruto screamed as he was chased by a shitload of fan girls. For the first time in his entire life Naruto was pissed at the old Hokage.
'I forgave him for a lot of stuff… I didn't even get mad at him for not telling me about my parents, but this is the last damn straw!' Naruto was forced to run down an alleyway as his fan girl numbers kept increasing.
From the tower several perverts laughed as blood poured from their noses.
"Did you see his face?" Jiraiya asked as the old man nodded.
"He will have sooooo much fun, ahh to be a child again!" he said lecherously.
Suddenly a fist came from nowhere and hit both of them in the face.
"What the hell do the two of you perverts think you're doing?" Tsunade shouted angrily.
"Making Naruto a happy camper!" Jiraiya said before he got punched in the face again.
"How is what you did making him happy at all?" Tsunade shouted again; she had managed to talk a little with her godson enough to know that while he was a mature person he wasn't a pervert.
'Ohh Naruto-kun! You really are like a lost prince…' Hitomi thought as her mind slowly processed the information. …'wait… Naruto!' she thought finally realizing what was going on around them and looked out the window to see him far off in the distance, apparently squealing.
"Did you even bother to ask Naruto what he wanted?" Tsunade growled as she pulled her sleeve up and readied for a finishing blow.
"Look Tsunade, it's only some fangirls, it's nothing to so worked up about." Jiraiya said rubbing some dirt off his shirt. "Most boys would kill for that kind of attention and from what I've heard about our little godson he didn't get much in the way of good attention as a child so this for a couple days… maybe a week until he picks a few won't kill him."
"Also there is sex involved" the Hokage in his infinite wisdom decided to share.
"I know right! This may be my best work yet!" Jiraiya said pulling out a notepad.
Hitomi watched as the duo had there kidneys worked in by the female Sannin; looking behind her all of the civilian council was too shocked that the boy was in fact the Yondaime Hokage's son AND possessed such a thing as a bloodline power, and the shinobi side of the council wasn't in much better shape.
'Really Tsume, you shouldn't be on the ground laughing at a time like this… but I guess it's just how she is.' Hitomi thought to herself before remembering the problem at hand.
'…! Naruto!'
Hitomi was about to leave before the Hokage made a grunting noise.
"I have instructed a couple of ANBU to return Naruto here momentarily to discuss in further detail as to how he wishes to pick his potential wives. He lit up his pipe. "So I will request everyone to remain on your chair for a few more moments.
'…Naruto-kun…'
(In town)
'…Damn you old man' Naruto thought as he hid inside a metal trash can near the academy.
Hearing noises around him he kept as quiet as possible 'please, please just go away!' he mentally screamed.
"…My senses are tingling!" one of the girls said as they all jumped the trashcan and the poor blond was forced to run up the wall, along to roof tiles, and down the other side with many still on his tail.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap, why!" Naruto was not having a bad day at all.
Personally he would have preferred the night that guy took a rusty dull kunai and…
'No time for this, they're freaking everywhere!'
Naruto kept running.
(With Hinata and Hanabi)
"Thanks for going with me to get ice cream again" Hanabi said as she took another lick from her cone.
Hinata however was still in thought over what had been shared with everyone the previous day…
(Yesterday)
"Hinata, Hanabi, come here please" Hitomi called to the two girls as she waited in the corridor that led to their rooms.
The two, hearing their mothers' call came into the hall as per request.
"You called mommy?" Hanabi asked as Natsumi brought the matriarch some sort of note.
There is to be an announcement made by the Hokage today outside of the leaf tower, please make yourselves ready as this is mandatory for shinobi and highly recommended for civilians."
"What does this announcement entail?" Hanabi asked curiously as Hitomi sighed.
"I'm afraid I haven't a clue; because you two are my daughters I would like you both to stand beside me and the rest of the shinobi council on the Hokage's' right side, so make sure you dress appropriately.
"Hai" (both).
It took the two about twenty minutes or so but both were soon clean and dressed in the proper Hyuga attire. (Cotton and silk oversized shirt/tunic shirt combinations and special pants; Similar to what Neji wears in shippuden but much fancier and enlaced.)
As Hinata, Hitomi, and Natsumi were Shinobi they were to wear their Hitai-ate along with their garments, and so Hinata and Hitomi wore theirs along their neck and Natsumi wore hers on her right arm as a sort of shoulder badge; Hanabi pouted as she had yet to receive said item and felt like a child.
The four, along with most of the Hyuga Clan left all at once to reach the tower, and the possible changes to the future it might bring…
(Central Leaf Tower)
Hinata looked around; she had never seen this many people gathered in one location; lines and lines of people in a huge circle around the tower going back in all directions.
Hanabi didn't like this, there were so many people, and they were all taller than her so she could not see at all.
"Girls, we three will be moving up to the balcony there" she pointed.
With a sigh of relief Hitomi picked up Hanabi and they used their abilities to bypass the crowd and reach the tower before Hitomi put the girl down and they entered the large double doors.
"Please remember to be on your best behavior, nearly the entire village will be here and we must look our best." Hitomi reminded the two as they entered the door that led to the balcony.
Looking around on the balcony Hinata spied several familiar faces amongst the various clans that made the hidden leaf.
Ino was amongst her parents in the Yamanaka clan, wearing a bright yellow dress and her hair was pulled into a neat ponytail.
Shikamaru was by his parents at the head of the Nara clan wearing a green vest and slacks.
Choji was by his parents who led the famous large bodied Akimichi clan he wore a red and white tunic that had a large belt that held the bottom of it to his waist.
Kiba stood by his sister and mother, who ran the Inuzuka Clan wearing a dress shirt and a pair of denim pants.
Shino was seen by his parents' side that represented the Aburame clan who wore a green overcoat and a pair of black attire, his hair was slicked back as was his fathers.
Sasuke stood alone, wearing a black pair of pants and a blue shirt (Weird no?)
Hinata was broken from her train of thought when her mother beckoned her to stand beside her and her sister, which she did and they waited for what the wizened leader would say…
(Around ten minutes later or so)
The large crowd became silenced as the veteran Hokage came out to the balcony center point and placed something on a nearby pedestal, cleared his throat a few times and looked out to the crowd.
"People of the Leaf! I thank you for coming here today given the short notice, something has come to my attention and I wish to make this information known!
The first part involves October 10th in the year of the Dragon… thirteen years ago."
The first part led to a gasp in the older generation and those of the younger generation understood the significance of that date.
The day the great demon fox of nine tails; the Kyuubi no Yoko, came to destroy the Village, and was slain by the great Hero the fourth Hokage at the cost of his life.
The clan leaders were puzzled by this announcement.
'What has not been said?' Shikaku Nara wondered before his eyes widened 'is he going to release to the public and youth that!'
"The truth about the events known to the public… are incorrect." The old man continued.
Incorrect? What was the Hokage talking about? The general public was confused.
"The Great Kyuubi no Yoko was indeed battled by the Fourth Hokage and the assault was stopped, however it was impossible to slay such a demon in mortal combat."
Now the General populace was even more confused, well the children were; the adults knew what the Hokage was going to say… or thought they did.
The next three minutes would rock the village to its foundation.
"The Demon was instead… sealed inside a child that had been born less than an hour before hand."
The children gasped; a child! Nearly thirteen years ago?
"That child continues to live, scorned by most of the village for a life he never asked for."
Scorned? Did they know who it was?
The adults stiffened slightly but they knew who it was and still detested the child.
"This child… was the son of the Fourth Hokage and his now late wife Kushina Uzumaki, the child believed to be dead."
Many Brains malfunctioned.
"This child is the only survivor of two of the greatest lineages to walk the Elemental nations. The first was of the Namikaze family, though very few in number they have changed the fate of the Nations on several occasions, believed to possess a kekegenkai blood limit with unknown advantages. The second was the Uzumaki clan, a clan so important to this land that we shinobi carry their symbol with us in battle every day, the whirlpool mark on our vests and equipment."
Many people looked to either the marks they carried or to a nearby shinobi to see this legendary mark.
"The clan so powerful that during the last war was destroyed by the land of earth and their allies Kumo and others for fear of the great power they held.
With only the fifty or so clan members the Uzumaki clan fought… without help against these nations and took nearly 75% of their entire armies with them to the grave."
Many gasped; fifty people took on tens of thousands of shinobi?
The Uzumaki clan held a special Kekegenkai that resides in the eye, this power was seen only once every several hundred years and was so powerful that when fully unleashed new maps were created to accommodate for the damage."
More brains malfunctioned.
"This Ocular Bloodline has been awakened as further proof of the child's family… that child… was christened by his parents and is by blood royalty of the Uzumaki lineage… Naruto Uzumaki… Namikaze."
…Total mind collapse occurred
'…Naruto!' the village was unable to move, unable to breath, unable to do anything but stand and stare.
"Should anyone try and refute this claim his Birth certificate has been found and was signed… in blood by his parents; it resides in my office now with official witnesses Jiraiya and Tsunade of the Sannin, along with my departed wife and has been studied by the fire daimyo himself.
I leave you all with this information and when he returns from his current mission he will be allowed to join the council and restore his clan and family, I ask not for your input, only that you all think on your past actions… that is all."
The old man then removed his speech from the podium and left to return to his office.
…The people were shocked to the very core.
The "demon child" the boy who no one liked, the orphan that was hated by many and was either ignored or harmed by those around him… was none other than the son of the greatest Hero of the leaf and a member of one of the greatest clan to ever exist!
Women cried Men weren't much better off; children were frozen… and his classmates…
'Naruto is what!' Sakura screamed in her head 'he's… a prince?'
'I never saw that coming!' Ino thought as someone she knew was the modern day version of royalty.
'… Man troublesome' Shikamaru thought as he looked to his parents clearly not pleased with them for their "warnings" given to him a few years back.
'Ohh shit… Naruto is soooooo going to kick my ass for what I said about his parents' Kiba started sweating.
'…I never expected that' Sasuke thought as he looked to his hands 'to think he possesses that kind of power… I need power like that to defeat my brother and return the uchiha clan to its rightful glory.'
Bzzzzzz 'I plan to have a long talk with my parents over this' Shino thought as he narrowed his eyes at his father who sighed knowing Shino was going to be pissed tonight… and rightfully so.
'What kind of childhood did you have Naruto?' Choji wondered as he put his bag of food down, apparently not hungry at this point.
'… Naruto-kun… is… a… prince?' Hinata's mind tried to process the information; what kind of life had Naruto had? What would happen now? She was clueless.
"Naruto-kun is a prince?" Hanabi asked her mother as she tugged her shirt slightly breaking the woman from her stupor.
"I… guess he is" Hitomi was not only shocked at who Naruto's parents were, but also at the pain he had gone through.
'I… didn't know how bad his life has been for him… I should have begged the Hokage now for a chance to ease it… Naruto-kun… even as a child you looked out for others before yourself… I… hope you will be able to visit us now… I would really…'
Konohagakure would never be the same.
(Present Time)
"Nee-chan?" Hanabi waved her hand in front of her older sisters' face, snapping the girl from thought.
"I… I'm sorry, Hanabi-chan, I'm just so confused about yesterday."
"Why are you confused? Naruto-kun is a real strong lost prince! Everyone knows it now."
"That's what I'm afraid of… Naruto-kun might get taken before I get the chance to tell him how I feel…" Hinata whispered to herself.
Hanabi wasn't a very good lip reader at this point, but she picked out several words such as "Naruto, taken, and chance" And came to a conclusion.
Some power hungry girl would take Naruto away; this would not happen on Hanabi's watch!
'He's my hero, not some stupid brat girls!'
Try as she might however, the littlest Hyuga wasn't sure how to stop them from taking "Her" hero.
"Ano-what do we do nee-chan, some stupid bratty girl might take Naruto away! What do we do?"
Hinata was a bit shocked at Hanabi but at this point was desperate and was willing to do just about anything to at least have a chance…
"I… I don't know what to do… we… we have to think of something!" Hinata actually wanted to cry, not because Naruto was from a famous clan, no it was because she saw her chances to make Naruto hers' rapidly going down the drain; the worst part was she felt powerless to stop it.
"Let's find Naruto! As soon as he comes back from his mission we have to grab and hide him from everyone else!" Hanabi said as Hinata looked to the smaller girl like she was on crack.
True Hinata had stalk- I mean followed Naruto around to see what Naruto di- I mean to make sure he was safe. It was possible she followed him home and washed the writing off the outside of the wall; It's possible she had, when he had left beaten up one or two people for his treatment… Any friend would do that!
…And sure MAYBE she had pulled something or another off the top of the inside of his dumpster and took it home, that way the trashcan lid would fit and prevent water from getting in and making a mess.
But what Hanabi was asking was possibly kidnapping him!
"But that's kidnapping…" Hinata said quietly as Hanabi looked up and sighed.
"Do you have a better plan?"
"N-N…no…"
"It's all I can come up with."
"…ok… we'll save Naruto… by getting him to come with us… for his safety." Hinata mumbled with a massive blush.
Kidnapping Naruto had crossed her mind once, a year or two back, but such a thing could make Naruto hate her.
Hinata shook her head to clear it, "There has to be another way, if we do this Naruto might hate us… I… I couldn't bear the thought of him doing that…"
(Naruto)
'Nowhere to hide, nowhere! Help!' Naruto screamed in his head as he made for a high rooftop. 'I need help, someone, someone save me!' he ran up to the tower ahead of him thinking he was in the clear…
Ohh dear Kami, or divine like beings no…
Naruto found a group of boys about his age or there about, and they looked ecstatic to see him.
"Ohh my god it's Naruto!"
'…sweatdrop, maybe they want an autograph or something?'
"No time guys, I'm being chased by fan girls!" Naruto said as a boy with long black hair grabbed his sleeve."
"If you want, we can help you." He said with a weird look on his face.
"How?" Naruto needed this information pronto.
"By becoming ours; we love you Naruto and want to hold you." The boy said as the group moved in on him.
…
…
…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Naruto screamed as loud as he could in absolute fear as he ran at a speed even Gai would have been hard-pressed to beat.
Unfortunately fan girls and boys have supernatural powers and managed to keep up with him.
Kami had a most truly evil sense of humor indeed.
As he ran he saw Shikamaru in the distance.
"Help! Help me, Shikamaru!"
The lazy boy looked up to see the terrifying sight of a single boy running from a stampede people holding "Love me," "I want you" and "Give me a baby" signs.
…it would have been less frightening if it wasn't a boy holding the third one…
'I have to plan this perfectly, don't worry Naruto; I'll help you from this evil.'
With his expert timing and tactical expertise, Shikamaru Nara stretched his shadow out to stop the crowd.
…Unfortunately for the young tactician he only managed to trip Naruto.
WABOOOOMMMMM!
Alderon chunks- I mean fan girls/boys everywhere!
'…I totally fucked that up big time' Shikamaru winced as he saw people pulling themselves out of various places including, but not limited to trees, windows, a fire hydrant, behind the Kool-Aid man ( who was now running for his life ohh no!) and the list goes on and on.
'…Where is Naruto?' the pineapple haired boy thought as said blond rose from the back end.
"Not really sure how tripping me and making everyone trip over me solved much but thanks." Naruto said as he dusted himself off before feeling the Aura of eyes behind him.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"he was out of side, and so was the group that followed him.
'…Damn, poor bastard, I mean the girls while troublesome are doable but those boys…'
(Back with Hinata and Hanabi)
"…And that is the whole plan!" Hanabi finished as Hinata picked her jaw off the ground and blushed a deep crimson color.
"Hanabi, we can't kidnap Naruto-kun… no matter how much I would love the time with him" Hinata said the last part so Hanabi couldn't hear.
"HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPP MMMMMMEEEEEEE OOOOHHHHH WWHHYYYYYY!" a scream was heard shocking the two girls from their plans enough that they came to the center gate and beheld a sight that was truly terrifying.
Naruto was back! …and had an enormous crowd following him wanting to have his child or some such.
As Naruto ran screaming past them Hinata turned to Hanabi.
"Change of plans, we kidn- I mean save Naruto-kun now!"
Hanabi didn't need to be told twice, at the speed they both ran the words wouldn't have made much sense anyways.
(Back to start its fun getting into tr- I mean with the council etc)
"… He still isn't back yet" Tsunade said as the wizened old man raised his hand.
"It's only been ten minutes since he left, it may take him hours to run around the complete village, Gai himself takes at least fourty five minutes or so."
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH HELLLLPLPPPPP MMEEEEE WHYYYYY!" a scream shouted as the council members looked outside and paled.
The large mobs of people wanting to skin the demon child had now been replaced by the younger generation… well I say that, it seems that there were older women in the group as well.
"…Huh, Weeeeeeelll damnnnn!" Jiraiya said as Naruto leaped up to the tower window and climbed in immediately pulled boards and nails out of nowhere and tacked the windows and doors shut before grabbing and pinning both perverts and pinning them to the wall.
"I put up with you not being there for me when I needed you most, I put up with you not telling me who my parents were or for being perverts, but this is the last damn straw!" he said angrily.
"Naruto, calm down… your fangirls just want to drain your wee man dry, what's not to like about that, the little pain you'll feel after the hundredth girl will be worth it!" Jiraiya asked as the old Hokage nodded quickly.
"Yes Naruto-kun, what is the problem?"
"I don't want to be raped I had enough problems with that when I was seven!" Naruto cried as he dropped the two men to the ground "And there are fan boys!"
"… I thought those were an urban legend… used to scare little boys to sleep at night and to never be too effeminate!"
"Well take a little look!"
Peeping out a small hole the duo saw a group of boys, and they looked like they had bottles of scented oil with them.
"Ohh Kami! What have we done! Hold on Naruto, we'll save you!"
"No! you'll make it worse!" Naruto said shaking horribly.
"Ummm ummm ummm… I know!" he went over to Tsunade.
"Please I beg you, punch me in the gut as hard as you can, PLEASE!"
…for Naruto to be that desperate…
"I… I can't Naruto-kun, I don't want to hurt you anymore than I already have" Tsunade said as sweat dripped from her face.
"PLEASE! Just close your eyes and punch me through the wall as hard as you can! With the speed I can get away!"
"I… I can't do it!" Tsunade said as she shook.
Boards were coming off the wall where Naruto had nailed them down.
"No, No, no,no,no, NOOOOO!" Naruto squeaked as he swallowed everything down he lived for.
"This is against my Nindo, I swore never to break ever!... I'm… I'm sorry for this I swear!" Naruto then took both hands and grabbed onto the female sannin's breasts and squeezed her nipples hard.
"PERVERT!" she screamed and punched with all her righteous fury!
…
…
Too bad she for whatever reason ignored Naruto and went straight for Jiraiya.
He barely sidestepped the punch and so the person behind him took the full fury of a woman scorned straight in the nads.
…
Poor Danzo, the council would probably not miss him.
The man could make no sound as he was blasted through the wall into the center of town, making a crater.
"WHHYYY!" Naruto cried out as they now had a means to get in.
"F-F-Force of habit!" Tsunade said as Naruto prepared for his gallant escape.
"…I'm going to go lay low in a safe place for a while, like the forest of death."
As he was about to leave he turned to the two instigators and glared.
"But we only wanted to help you; you can restart your clan with as many girls as you want! It's every man's dream!"
"This Man wants to live! And I have no interest in starting a clan, I'm freaken twelve still! You're supposed to wait till I'm sixteen before you tell this stuff so I can live longer! I'm not starting a clan, I only hoped to marry a nice girl one day when I was older…!"
Seeing his chance to escape get narrow he ran for all he was worth, to the most dangerous forest of death!
Ahh truly a paradise on earth!
"…Well since he doesn't want to start his own clan maybe he would join an already existing one?" Jiraiya said opening his big fat mouth making every council member freeze.
Imagine having the strength of Naruto's lineage added to your family… it would most likely make your clan the greatest to exist.
'With him I could start my own clan!' thought Sakura's mother along with pretty much every other person there.
'Ohh Naruto-kun' Hitomi thought with a mix of worry and a blush from an image of Naruto… and her… as clan head.
He would have to survive this problem first of course.
(Meanwhile near sound)
"Did you bring me the required items Kabuto?"
"Yes my lord Orochimaru"
"Excellent, with this I will resurrect the fourth Hokage and with his power, stomp the leaf and take Naruto-kun as my very own!"
Secret jutsu: Otherworldly Resurrection!
As the body morphed in the sarcophaguses the man laughed manically.
I chose my strongest disciple, Kimimaru as the body for this creation, there is no way I will lose!"
The transformation finished and the coffin opened; however unfortunately for Orochimaru, Kabuto had made a slight error…
For looking back at the Hebi sennin… was a pair of Byakugan.
"… Naruto" the new body said in anger and pure evil "I will destroy you!"
"Damn it Kabuto!" he slapped the boy out of his way with a sigh. "I have resurrected you and wish to ally with you in the destruction of the leaf village, if you help me and my new allies in our plans… Naruto will cease to exist and… you can do what you want to your old clan."
"…I will accept then… Orochimaru… Hiashi Hyuga the strongest Hyuga will be your ally… as long as they die!" the man said as the snake sennin let out a bloodthirsty laugh.
Konoha would fall
The Hyuga clan would fall
And Naruto would become the new body of the snake sennin
The cause was perfect, now all they needed was time, and more power…
And the plot thickens...
Well after so long the story will continue.
Many, many of you messaged me, begging me for a continuation and so i give you this, i'm sure it's not nearly enough for the wait i have unfairly given you all, Komen-no sai (Bows)
I Have not forgotten you all and will keep going as I can :)
a few things real quick.
Hinata isn't a fangirl, she does however have a few issues... but hey ninja have quirks, look at Gai and tell me they don't.
Things that make little sense will either continue to make little to no sense or will be explained in time involving some things (kinda pointless saying this lol)
This Humor chapter was a bit of an ice breaker, the story won't be pure stupidity but will have bits and pieces (My first fanfiction friends were bndcozy, fester, and kagebiju so gimme slack lol)
Well, we will see where this goes, i have a general idea of how i will do stuff but any and all comments/ help/ constructive critisism are appreciated; any tips or adive is as well. SEND REVIEWS! LOL I feed upon them and their rich tastyness!
BTW the pole for my other story will close when i type up and submit the next chapter of it so vote! its pretty close atm for a few.
Ja ne from your trully.
TUAOA:Morristofoxy-sama