Everything was going fine with the perverted trio except that they weren't getting any chicks one such boy was issei hyoudou.
"Man why aren't we scoring any tits and ass" Matsuda screamed with frustration.
"I know man we should be getting poon tang but instead were getting are asses beat. Motohoma said. "Hey guys just cause we got caught doesn't mean we can't get cute and big boobed chicks" Issei said .
"Your right" both said enthusiastically.
" curious" issei heard a voice in his head. "Huh" what was that it sounded peaceful like the whole universe.
Matsuda just looked confused that his freind looked like he was staring into oblivion.
"Hey issei are you all right dude you look like one of those guys infected by those scp memetic thingys" Matsuda said concerned
"Oh its nothing" Issei said "what was that voice in my head while ago it felt like someone Giving me some support"
"Hey guys I know this really good peephole" motohoma said with glee.
"Nice going to see some nice tits in season" Matsuda said "issei are you coming or going to stare at the air all the day.
Iseei snapped back to reality "coming". Issei said.
"I'm still not sure we should be wasting are resources on some perverted Japanese teenager" Tilda moose an ex commucated member of the Serpent's hand now foundation director of site 19 said.
"You don't understand his hume levels are going of the charts" shaw said
"So are 239 and 3812 what's your point" Tilda said.
"My point is that one 3812 didn't even trigger are hume readings and two remember that incident 239-b happen as well as containment failure and an xk-class as well as a ck-class scenario happend in 3812's case" shaw said sighing in his amulet "besides i see great things in this issei boy couple that with are allies the global occult coalition as well as the four great satan. He continued " hell getting permission from the great satan's to do recon on isse,"
"You mean spy on him and use him as a weapon for the foundation" Tilda said without hesitation.
"You sound more like a Serpent's hand extremist than a site director" shaw said annoyed that she even suggested that.
"Shaw you of all people should know we're cold and clinical" Tilda said
"Yes but that doesn't mean we left are humanity i know we maybe cold but we do it to secure humanity's future to contain dangerous anomalous and protect the anomalous and humanity from eachother that's are motto after all. Shaw said vigorously.
"I see you've been reading the foundation pamphlets again". Tilda said exasperated
"They're really good reads but that's reside the point we should get ready scp 5175" shaw said
"Explain to me how sending a literal weeaboo is a good idea". Tilda said annoyingly
"Because he actually has a Japanese samurai in those morroco knifes" shaw said "now please let me get back to work"
"What ever you say shaw". Tilda said
"Hey you guys let me see" Issei said annoyed " I want some tna action too !" issei said aloud. This alerted the girls In the changing room Matsuda and Motohoma ran "let's get out here!!" Both ran leaving issei
behind.
"Hey you assholes don't leave me here" Issei said"
"honestly you need some better freinds" . there the voice again where was this voice coming from.
"Well Well Well look who's on a peeping spree again" murayama said angrily.
"Looks like you need a proper ass kicking" Katase said as her and the other girls got ready to beat Issei into a pulp "Oh Shit"
"Hold up ladies I think there's been a huge misunderstanding" said a male in a foundation uniform.
"Hey you one of those foundation mtf units they use to capture people" murayama said obviously in fear.
"Actually we go and stop things like the fair folk of the green garden and elongated emaciated hulks from destroying humans" the agent said and continued "i am one of those anomalous individuals".
"Oh yeah prove it" katase said not believing in him.
"Gladly" said the agent "Oh Hanzo" a stand like skeleton of a skeleton samurai appeared.
"Is th-th-that a ghost?!" One of the girls said "run away!" Yelled katase as they ran from the man and his skeleton freind
"hah got one up on those tsunderes" said the man.
Issei was relieved and praised his new savior " thank you good sir I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here please accept my-" issei was stopped by the man
"Hey man its nothing personal just thought you didn't need any brusing like in those harem comedys" said the man
"Oh thanks hey you one of those foundation soldiers I've heard of i thought they throw away the keys on people like you" Issei said.
"Oh no we only do that to dangerous anomalies". Said the man "by the way im daimen and this is my stand hanzo" daimen said.
"Wait stand you mean like the ones from jojos bizarre adventures !?" Issei Couldn't believe his ears until and amulet wearing scientist as well came to clarify
"h-h-h hu man I need to switch to a new body my name is ejai shaw known as Scp 963 in some circles" shaw said " my anomalous compatriot is saying is that he has a samurai soul in his knifes" shaw explained
"Way to kill the mood shaw" daimen said.
"Would you rather have Sophie light or Tilda moose or maybe even better dr alto clef" shaw said astutely
"I see you point" said daimen "as do I dr.shaw" hanzo said
Issei was stunned to see the skeleton samurai talking " you can talk" issei said flabbergasted.
"Hah yes young one i can talk and I feel that you wleid a piece of Mekhane". Said hanzo
"Wait Mekhane you mean those iron fanatics were telling the truth" Issei said "Then that means". "That im a part of you issei I'll admit I find it strange the foundation took thi Mekhane said.
"Well when your hume levels go to a the septillions you basically have to rely on common sense" shaw said in jest
"Wait" Issei said confused " you can here him too !?".
"Yes" said shaw "and I must say you have a very soothing voice Mekhane.
Likewise dr,shaw said Mekhane May i suggest including miss gremory and her peerage to come along they would most likely help in are endeavors".
"Oh right hold on let me use this summoning pamphlet" shaw said.
"You and your pamphlets" daimen said annoyed "hey its not my fault" shaw said "Come now rias gremory I summon you" shaw yelled
Rias just flew out of her club room windoe along with her peerage " you don't have to yell dr" rias said annoyed0 "me and my peerage are not pokemon or yu gi oh cards" she scolded
"Sorry" shaw apologized "but it is of great importance that we train issei and not let the fallen angels,the nalka or the three subsets of the broken church.
"Wait whats the nalka" issei said.
"That would be the Sarkites" said Mekhane to issei "wait you mean that Polynesian nation that been out of contact with the rest of the world"
"Well yes and no " rias said "you see issei their not a united group rather more separate factions".
"Oh I see wait who are you again" Issei asked in confusion " oh my mistake my name is rias gremory of the gremory clan and this is my peerage my queen akeno "ara ara ain't your a handsome man" akeno said, Kiba my knight " hello I hope you and me can be freinds " and koneko my rook "what up tin can" koneko said
"wait who are you calling tin can" Issei said
Shaw interrupted "well you do have a god made of metal in you"
Rias also added "plus you organs were turned to metal at a young age"
"Wait how do you know about that don't doctors keep their patients medical info out of others peoples hands" issei yelled.
"Not when you have foundation agents embedded in the world health organization and well as the manna charibtle foundation" shaw said after get elbowed by both daimen and rias for the comments he made " damn tough crowd" shaw said
"So issei its your choice to join the foundation and the great satan's in a alliance what will you choose" said rias ...
Woo that took longer then expected sorry if it wasn't longer as expected but im gonna honestly try to make them longer Anyway ways I got a discord for my fanfic for discussion and ideas https/discord.gg/YuGqSvgRpm