I'm so sorry! I know I haven't updated in AGES! D: But I want you to forgive me with this (very short) chapter!
But...
Happy Valentine's Day! It's extra short, I know, but I want to upload this TODAY so that I can blow kisses to all my readers that have stuck with me so far! I LOVE YOU ALL!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present, the long anticipated...
CHAPTER SIX!
If it wasn't 'long anticipated', I think I'll just abandon this whole writing thing.
And guess what?!
I started Gakuen Alice! It's actually surprisingly good!
"WHERE'S THE FUCKING TOILET?!" Aiko yelled, punching the wall. She glared around, pretending she didn't know that Deidara and Sasori were there. They wouldn't be too suspicious - they were particularly quiet, and Aiko had only heard them because of her very high hearing senses. She snuck a look around the room 'subtly', and 'crept' out.
And now, she had free reign.
She hoped.
She wondered down the corridor, pretending to look through all of the doors. If there were any other members watching her, which there probably was, she needed to keep her act up.
Finally, the last room of the corridor. She thought hard, and decided, what the hell - she might as well give away her cover as a dumbass if it meant she had a high chance of GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
So she crept in the room, jumped over a certain point which she knew would activate the alarm, jumped over another point, and gave Kakuzu a finger massage in the back before he could turn, causing him to collapse, unconscious.
Sasori appeared at the scene. He didn't try the knock-out gas this time, but rubbed a little cream on her neck. She froze, then staggered, feeling woozy.
"This isn't... how it was... meant... to... go..." Aiko muttered, then froze again. This time, she shook her head viciously and was steady again. This happened in the space of five seconds, and Aiko immediately pretended that she was still staggering. She stumbled over to Sasori, bumping into Deidara and another, grey-haired, scythe weilding man she did recognize. Sasori looked down at her. Aiko raised her arm slightly...
...And punched Sasori, catching him in the chin and sending him flying into the chandelier.
"If you're going to fight, fight like a man, instead of depending on your potions and lotions," Aiko growled. She grinned suddenly. "Best line I ever came up with."
And she was knocked out.
Aiko wasn't too disappointed when she woke up. She was still alive, surprisingly. She hadn't expected to get the better of them, and she only punched Sasori because he drugged her. The moment Kakuzu appeared, she knew all hope was lost.
At least she had managed to punch Sasori first.
She grinned stupidly as she lay on the rough, uneven 'bed'. She now knew Emiko was fine. Not that she should have worried. Since she was alive, Emiko probably was too.
She lay down, still grinning despite the pains that jolted in her back. Emiko was alive. They weren't planning on hurting either of them. At last, something to be optimistic about.
"What are you grinning at?"
Aiko sat up.
It was the blondie from before.
"Hi, Blondie!" Aiko chirped, swinging her legs, which were dangling from the edge of the bed. 'Blondie' scowled.
"My name is Deidara. Not Blondie," he growled.
"Of course!" Deidara relaxed slightly. "Blondie," Aiko added.
His left eye twitched, and he growled again.
'I wonder what he's going to do with that clay...?' Aiko wondered as she watched him take out a large wad. 'Wow, he's making something! A bird!'
BOOM!
Oh, shit...
Sure, it's WAAYY shorter than I wanted, but I just wanted to upload it today to say...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I love you all!
Today, I got a rose and a heart-shaped lollipop. From my friends. As well as a packet of bubblegum, a cheese and onion sandwich, cookies, chewits (vimto!) and a chocolate milkshake. Not exactly the love theme, but, ah well. :D
Q) How did your day go? Also, which pairings would you like? (The first one isn't really a relevant question, so it's not really two questions, is it?)