Gray Yagamoo's lesbean journey

Chapter 2.

Discaliper: I do not own Darque yagami or Deaf Note.

After wisely celebrating their victory with a big yagami orchid, they wisely realized that they needed to de-feet the other water tornadoes what were fighting the world because the moon was blue up by a nuke. so they wisely went to do that.

"Couldn't we build another moon and put it back in the skye to seal the water tornadoes first?" Dork Yagami asked wisely.

"N ," replied Dark Dark, "if we done did do something like that the giant water tornadoes would sense it and come destroy the moon we built."

"Oh okay," re replied Dark as he materailized himself a frappucino using the everything note, he didn't have a pen though so he had to slice off his index finger at the first knuckle and write it in his own blood. he also wrote I bleed forever without dying so that blood will continue to pour out of his finger wound and scare people and look cool because he thought bleeding forever would look cool and scary which to be fair i guess it would be to a lot of people.

Dark Dark called his presidential jet which flew and landed in the white house parking lot. so they all got in. the jet took off crashing through the roof of the white house because the pilot was a pretty carppy pilot in all honesty, but he was flying at maximum speed and got to new york city in five minutes and they saw that a giant water tornado was trying to destroy the statue of libation.

So the pilot landed his plain on the t4orch of the statue of libertay and they all got out and parachuted down so they could figure out what to do.

So dark dark pressed a secret president button on his president throne and the statue of libation came to life and pulled out a katana and it was statue of liberty sized if that needs to be said because a normal sized katana wouldn't do a giant statue any god. the Statute of libation tried to bisect the giant water tornado, but swords don't hurt water tornadoes. and then the giant water tornado garbbed the statue of libertain's hands and tired to pull the katana out of it's hadns.

Dark Dark smacked himself stupid for not realizing that katanas don't cut water, "I'm too smart to be that dumb dammit!"

unforutnantly for the giant water tornado, that's not ussually a good idea in swordfighting its better to garb the enemy's writsts or throw something heavy and clothy on the sword like a blanket or something to throw off its balance or something like that so the statue of liber easily pulled away, but uprooted a giant ten million year old giant sequoia and started a beatin the giant water tornado with it. since blunt weapons are much more super eggfective against water the giant water tronado was on the ropes. but it swung off the ropes like jorge of the jungle but without hitting a tree and did the statue of liberty a german superplexing whatever that is, I think I heard it in an anime called welcome to demon school which is a really good anime that i don't own but i migvht write a fanfuc about it one day. I don't own george of the jungle eihter, or tarzan which is pretty much the same thing.

"E have no choice, they're evanly matched. we have to nuke both!" grumbled Dark Dark.

"Think about what you're doing! The statue of liberation gives people hope. it gives americans hope anyway... it probably mostly pisses off other countries," punted out Gray.

"Yeah, but who the flying fuckedy fuck cares about other countries?" Demanded Dark.

"I do," countered Gray with the force of a thousand counters LIKE IN YOUR KITCHEN (AN ROFLMAFAO GEDDIT?!) YUM!.

"Well, that marks you a terrorist, but there's a bigger issue right now so we'll have to take you to Guacamole Bay after," Dark dark admonished, pressing a butt on his presidential thorne and it sent a nuke at the statue of liberty and the watrer tornado, both of wish blue up. suddenly every american was filled with despair and depression, even the rich people. normally rich people don't have to worry about that sort of thing you know? but dark dark was fine as their despair gave him immense energy. and Dark and Gray were fine because they were both really awesome

suddenly the giant water tornado regenerated from a single cell, but it now looked like cell from dragon ball z who i don't own. dark pointed his bleeding index finger at the water cell and did finger gun bang thingy motion, and a blood bullet came out and bloodshot the water tornado poisoning it dead! and then gray and leslie and saffie all kissed each other sapphicly because they were glad they finally won. leslie and saffie were from lesbo, which is an island of lesbians in the asian sea, which is in the greek part of asia, so they weren't american so they weren't desperadoes.

but there was definitely NOT any yaoi slashing twincest sex between light and dark, because this is based on da'rk ya'ga'mi''s fanfic where they are most DEFIANTLY NOT GAY! and I will definitely NOT be writing a separate AO or m rated fanfic about the yaoi slashing twinsex they most definitely didn't have.

For now, just know that Dark most emphatically did NOT put his hand on the back of light's head lovingly because that would be gay, and light most certainly did NOT kiss him with his mouth. and I already said they definitely didn't have any twincesty sex but it bears repeating that they did NOT DO any of those things and I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT! be writing a story about that.

"The next one is attacking the cracked america bell!" shouted dark and pointing at philadelphia where the cracked america bell is end of chapter.